I made my sister pregnant.
Now my dad thinks the baby is from him.

If vibrators could talk, I would draw back completely and wouldn’t talk to anyone anymore.
But that’s not possible, so I have to talk to you miserable human beings…

If vibrators could talk, I would draw back completely and wouldn’t talk to anyone anymore.
But that’s not possible, so I have to talk to you miserable human beings…

I think my neighbour is a vampire. He lives in the apartment above me and I haven’t seen him in daylight. When he moved in it was 11.30 pm, I was in the bathroom (dyeing my hair) and from there you can see our entrance. Since then some mysterious things...

I Had S** On A Trampoline Trampoline Fun
It was a hot summer night and we were lying on the trampoline looking at the stars. We started making out and this lead to getting our clothes off, the neighbours may have been able to see but we did not...

“I would never have s** with a married man”. Sounds familiar?

We worked together and we got along very well. We both liked to see the irony in everything and laughed at the same things. At work people thought we were having a relatinship outside the office (irony would follow)....

I (f / 39) met a really nice guy, I am madly in love with him. At the moment, he’s in prison for murder.
I know he bitterly regrets that he strangled his ex girlfriend after a huge fight and he suffers that he took a life of a...

I (f / 39) met a really nice guy, I am madly in love with him. At the moment, he’s in prison for murder.
I know he bitterly regrets that he strangled his ex girlfriend after a huge fight and he suffers that he took a life of a...

When I was little, my baby brother fell and rolled down the stairs. I was at the bottom of the stairs watching him roll alllll the way down and I put my arms out as if to catch him. Right when he was about to land in my arms, I...

I don’t wanna me with my boyfriend anymore, he drives me crazy. Like he drinks his coffee, it’s disgusting and annoying, I could go nuts! I don’t think he is attractive anymore. Now he wants to marry me and I am not able to break up with him. Our parents...

i sing

how I hate donna dog over the road at 13 … she is a cruel vial fat toad dog… I think she has been stalking me deliberately playing games on me to torture me and I think she is related to those Italians that ruined my life. she is a...

I need to poop.

That is all.

I make up stories to tell my friends so I seem more interesting

I’ve had the worst relationship with my father. It breaks my heart when I think about it but I don’t know if it will ever change.

My dad is famous, he’s (apparently) worth a great amount of money and people expect me to be a recipient of that… but...

I think I like girls and guys and everything else. I mean I know I do but it’s weird and I can’t talk to anyone about it.

I envy people with hard lives and tough pasts.

Is it wrong to be in love with your cousin? I have a genuine love for him, and that will never change. When I was young, about 10/11 I wanted to marry my cousin, we even pretended like we were for a while. I loved him so much. We fight...

Are you f****** kidding me. My life is like a comedy of errors and I just want to run away and hide! I am 30. I have a husband and a daughter. We should live in our own home, however we have my mom and felon brother there too. No...

I am mean. I say mean things and I do mean things. I yell and scream when I don’t get my way with my boyfriend. I pitch big fits and make him feel terrible about himself. I take my anger out on others. I act like I am the only...

I’ve been overweight my entire life. Fortunately I’m very tall (6’7″), so the weight has plenty places to latch on without getting too much in the way. I got married 12 years ago to a skinny woman – the only skinny woman who I thought I could get. I liked...

I’m the worst mother n the whole entire world…I trusted my husband with my daughter….and he molested her…not only her but his older 3 daughters…yet I trusted this man…I’m truly the worst mother in the whole entire world…

If anyone found out what was going on with me they’d wonder who i am now. Have i just been breathing life into this relationship for the past few years? Now that I’m giving my husband space i don’t feel in love with him anymore. I still care about him,...

I manage a grocery store, and I have three cashiers that I have a “special arrangement” with. That is, I pad their hours, and they give me bjs. Oddly, it was actually their idea. I had one cashier who needed some extra money. She had just started at a local...

I may have had a different way going about things but it wasn’t wrong. You all tried to make me feel that way but I wasn’t wrong. You harped on me to do things your way because when it comes down to it, your lives are based on fear. If...

Years ago I worked in a warehouse compound on my own in the yard, I kept that place spotless. I’m a litter nazi with slight OCD. The other workers from inside used to throw rubbish all over the place when I was cleaning up out of badness, bins were provided...

I am an addict. For the first time in my life I do not know if I can stop. I fear the life that I have chosen. I hope that I can still do that which i want to do.

I love him for more than 2 years. He is my second crush. He don’t love me but I just can’t get over him. I really want him to tell me”Hey,,I realised that I love you” one day. I want to be together with him. I want to have. S**...

Most days I feel like a waste of a capable brain and a chubby body. I’m so hard on myself for being stuck in the past and I’m having a hard time believing in myself. I don’t know what is real or right anymore. I just know that if I...

I go into pound shops buy 5 items and ask ‘how much do I owe you?’ not because I can’t add up but to have the staff check the till and actually acknowledge me as a customer instead of putting their hands out for the money and saying f*** all....

I have everything I’m supposed to have to make me happy – a six-figure job I love, three children I love, a house in a nice neighborhood and two new cars. This is “the dream” I worked so hard for.

But every day it feels like I am just...

I love Her

Stop telling me I should quit smoking. I haven’t even quit cutting yet.

My handsome partner and I, for the first time, did a private show of us having s** for a stranger.

and the mans first reaction when we were done was to say “You two are really in love”
We haven’t said I love you yet :).

oh no i fucked up
i fucked up so badly.
i’m just gonna hide forever now.

I think I’m in love and it scares the s*** out of me.

When I was 21 my best friend killed himself. He put a gun in his mouth, pulled the trigger and blew out his brains. And that’s how I found him. There was just so much blood. It’s been 4 years, and I still have nightmares about it, and I miss...

When I was 21 my best friend killed himself. He put a gun in his mouth, pulled the trigger and blew out his brains. And that’s how I found him. There was just so much blood. It’s been 4 years, and I still have nightmares about it, and I miss...

I’m gonna be a Bridesmaid!!! 😀

im so creepy. >.< Although, I found out my crush has naturally curly hair. It seems I can't resist curly hair. <3