I miss my friend with benefits like crazy, simply because we had amazing physical chemistry, and he was the sweetest ever to me. I’m happily attached to a man I want to marry, but the one I fantasize about getting fucked silly is still Kirk.

Even though my best friend and I will be living in different cities after we graduate from college in two months, I hope she does not get offered a job in our current college town. I know if she ends up staying there, her and a girl from work, who...

To day is my and my twin brother’s birthday. I feel horribly depressed as usual. He’s the center of attention all the time. Ok, I get it. I don’t like being in the spotlight. Then why won’t my family let me stay home and celebrate privately with my husband? Why...

i feel like this one guy likes me but I’m not really that into him. :/

I’ve been s******* immoral and promiscuous. I don’t want to be like this. I’m just really lonely.

I wish I didn’t care about anything.

I’m not sure which would be worse: Staying with my boyfriend even though I’m 60% sure he’s cheating, or leave the man I love and want to marry one day. It says wonders about my self esteem, I’m sure.

Im done arguing! I’ve had enough of this crap now! I have my own life to live! I dont care what you do anymore or what anyone else does! I’m a good person damn it! And I deserve to BE TREATED BETTER THAN THIS! I dont care about how much...

I cant stop fighting with my boyfriend. My parents thing he is using me but deep down I dont think he is. My parents keep compairing him to other couples including themselves. I want my own relationship. Im tired of people getting involved. I cant seem to make any decisions...

I don’t really want to travel. I just want to run away from the pain you cause me. In less then a month in will be leaving the state for six months, then leaving the country for another month.

1I’m a grown man, Today I went to public shower, a man who work where touch my p**** and my b*******, I c** and I feel bad about it. I’m not gay, but idid’t have a girlfriend for a longtime . I watch p*** and m********* a lot. Now i...

1I’m a grown man, Today I went to public shower, a man who work where touch my p**** and my b*******, I c** and I feel bad about it. I’m not gay, but idid’t have a girlfriend for a longtime . I watch p*** and m********* a lot. Now i...

1I’m a grown man, Today I went to public shower, a man who work where touch my p**** and my b*******, I c** and I feel bad about it. I’m not gay, but idid’t have a girlfriend for a longtime . I watch p*** and m********* a lot. Now i...

1I’m a grown man, Today I went to public shower, a man who work where touch my p**** and my b*******, I c** and I feel bad about it. I’m not gay, but idid’t have a girlfriend for a longtime . I watch p*** and m********* a lot. Now i...

The only thing keeping my 12-year-old marriage together is the children. I don’t want them to be from a single-parent household. I HATE that my parents and everyone else was right about her before I got married – she’s not a good match for me. I was blind, and now...

i cannot concentrate on my work, I had no feelings of love for someone i never liked that girl but continuous invasion of her in my thoughts had made me to think of her. but seriously i don’t like her. how to get cured for it and continuous teasing from...

I use a fake profile on meetme, come up with a witty compliment for women’s pictures, and cut and paste that comment on every picture until a woman replies and it strikes up a conversation. It’s a lot like fishing really – just keep casting and see what you catch....

Jesus Christ. You’re a grown a** woman and you have cancer. Did you really need to have a doctor tell you that you need to sit and eat three meals a day with protein, carbs and veg? Are you a f****** moron? I swear to Christ it’s like taking care...

Why does love s*** so f***** much

He says he wants to travel, he says he wants to be successful; he says he wants to go out on my birthday and have as much fun as I possibly can! He knows my Tim Horton’s order, he knows my trauma, he knows that when I’m sad, a snickers...

I drank a whole bottle of mouth wash in a depressed fury , only later I realized it was ‘alcohol-free’…

I’ve been in love with a married man for 3 years. What makes it awkward is that it’s a close family friend and that he’s 20 years older than me – me being 23. Even though him and his wife haven’t lived together since her infidelity (3 years ago), they’re...

I hate my job, so I found a new job. It’s hard to find a job because I have a misdemeanor (not convicted). I’m a nurse, and my misdemeanor was for shoplifting like 3 years ago.. I can’t get it expunged yet. So it always pops up on my background...

If I thought my 15 year old babysitter would let me, I’d pay her obscene amounts of money to spit on me and call me degrading names. She looks 20 if that helps. Sometimes she tells me that she will eventually manipulate guys for money. Jesus. Christ.

I ate an entire paper plate.

I kind of hope SOPA is true so you’ll lose all of your stuff.

I’m not asking you s***. I think you’re a stuck up b**** and I wonder why you follow me on tumblr if you don’t even f****** talk to me or answer my things. B****.

I was sent to the principal’s office today to collect my grades for a state test I took a while back. Him moaning behind the door is a sound I’ll never forget. Guess who didn’t bother getting the scores.

My hormones must be going crazy or something I’m h**** all f****** day long! It’s starting to get annoying and it’s not like I’m a chronic masturbator ew and I’d like to keep my virginity thank you very much. Around/during my period fine, lots of girls get an “itch” down...

My girlfriend wanted to save s** for marriage. After six years of dating, we were married. On the wedding night, when we were in bed and she saw my p**** (2 inches), she laughed so hard she peed the bed and called her mother to stay at her house for...

Is there anybody here that would like a b******? I love to give head, I fantasize about it all of the time. it turns me on so much. And I swallow, I love swallowing.

i pooped loudly

People here need Jesus.

I’m done arguing. I’m done with the yelling and screaming. I’m tired of your depressing emo girl act even if you think that’s who you really are. It’s time for change, for you and for me. I want to be a good boyfriend but you make it really hard. I...

F*** me! F*** my life! F*** everything!

Almost kissed my grandmother on the lips, almost as awkward as actually doing it.

Sometimes I feel a bit unbalanced and off-center after I poop. It’s unnerving.

I used to laugh at the sight of people dieing or being afraid of death. I ‘d get off watching people suffer and being tortured beheaded, skinned alive etc. I liked the gory gruesome stuff, in fact I wanted to do this to others very badly. I’m just not a...

I really like this guy in my school. I don’t usually have a crush in anyone, but when I do, I don’t seem to stop crushing on them until forever has come to an end. I’m not sure if he likes me back, I always know he won’t, but sometimes...

i cannot concentrate on my work, I had no feelings of love for someone i never liked that girl but continuous invasion of her in my thoughts had made me to think of her. but seriously i don’t like her. how to get cured for it and continuous teasing from...