I have been married for 34 years, I have never been able to get enough s**. I was exposed to s** when I was 10 by a 15 year ol girl. She used to get me hard then rub her gentials over my p**** then put it in herself until...

I have had s** with 5 women in three days and that does not include my wife! I can’t get enough, its all I ever think about! I m********* at least 4 times a week and fantasise about doing it with a yummy lady at work who is divorced. she...

It’s obvious that we can use the sunlight to expand helium inside a transparent piston, and use the expansion to lift a tank of water!

Why people don’t steal my idea?

Someone please steal my idea!

Don’t you see? The best way to generate electricity from the sun is using...

Stopping at normal portions is impossible…ten servings is all that satisfies but not till throwing it all up.

So when you’re so ticked about something you tell your little nephew to whip you then the niece cheers him on then later it became your biggest regret ever…yeah, that was me.

I really hate my dog. She was my first. I picked her up off the street and gave her a home, envisioning adventures, companionship, and the american dream. But the truth is, she’s terrible and I’m selfish. I want peace and quiet and a clean house. She’s neurotic and whines...

I’m a cutter. And everyone thinks I cut because I am depressed. That’s not why. I cut because I f****** love the feeling of the cut, and watching the blood roll down my arm.

I remember this one time where I almost choked a some guy to death. He was a few years older than me (Which was the best part) and taller. He was spreading rumors about people and once he told the cops that my friend tried to sell him weed. So...

I looked at p*** today. God set me free and heal me. Be my hope

I am starting to think that there is no God…and that scares me.

Today I dropped a used paper towel on the floor of a public bathroom and didn’t pick it up. Someone saw me, and I felt ashamed.
This is not how a responsible adult should behave and it’s very uncharacteristic of me. I feel weak and guilty.

I have a family that i love to death, and friends i love more than anything. I am smart and everyone says im going to have a great future ahead of me. Im beautiful and confident and happy….and yet somehow i cant stop cutting myself.

Well ugly beggers can’t be choosers! within the narcissistic catholic confines… and i was told by catholics that i was big enough and ugly enough to not need love or help over being s******* abused as a child anyway.

was blocked on my cousins facebook who f*** and date the rich and famous and i told my psychologist i didn’t want to beg them to part of there special f****** club… i was not pretty enough to be fucked by anyone or for them to invite me to...

I was an awkward teen in the 80s. No money for anything but crap clothes. Bad teeth. No social life. Nothing. My sister, 1 yr older, was very pretty and popular, cheerleader, that route. She was able to borrow nice clothes from friends, lots of boyfriends, etc. I thought she...

Today I realised that you don’t care about me at all, I’m just a body to you. I was stupid enough to love you. I had hoped we might actually have a future together. To you, it was just s**.

I hate you.

well… to be honest, ive been really depressed lately.. I started harming recently.. And im addicted. The feeling of the blade on my skin makes me happy.. I know its not a good thing but it helps.. I mean when your called a c*** and s*** daily it gets to...

I fucked an e***** behind my girlfriends back and I still think back to it from time to time.

Every time my roommates leave and I’m alone in the apartment, I m********* using my male roommate’s clothes, either rubbing myself with them or pressing them to my face while I use a v******* cause he smells so damn good

Life isn’t terrible. What a great start at a site like this. I am hanging in there. I understand it is just a job, it is kind of worth fighting for. I just wish I had more strength than I have right now. This is a knockdown dragout and I...

I’m non-gender binary. I’m physically a girl, but my mind is androgynous. To make life easier, I express myself as a boyish girl and frankly, I like it that way.

I just wanna spend a year of my life smoking weed and doing nothing

“Just ask for help.”
“I’m here if you need me.”
“I won’t bite.”
“Let me know if you need any help.”

If you have social anxiety you most-likely know exactly how the above statements make me feel.

YES. I NEED HELP. YES. I KNOW YOU WILL NOT...

I love you… so dearly

its not what is happening around you that counts but how you respond to it. so that’s how i ended up so EMOTIONLESS THEN?! I vow to never show an emotion again.

My dad is in the process of becoming a woman. I am a grown man and I hate that it affects me so much. I feel abandoned and rejected because of his decision.

hey im 17 yrs old and my gf is 17 too we engage in s** lately and i feeling guilt and disrespect to my self and to my girlfriend i dont know what to to do many things had change and i thought that i should stop giving here oral...

If I don’t want a gay fetus, I don’t have one. A gay baby will make my life a living hell. They’ll suffer a horrible life, get bullied, not be able to give me grandchildren and be forced to march naked in pride parades and most likely to get AIDS.

Well, why can’t I force all the pregnant dogs in my Indian Reservation to have abortions?

Their puppies will grow up to s*** and piss all over the place. Then they will have more puppies.

Wild Indian Reservation dogs don’t make a contribution to our Native Tribe and they are...

When I was in 7th grade, my BFF and I had an argument. Later that day, she sent me a nasty note that basically said “Good luck in life. I’m prettier, more popular, smarter, and will have a great life without you. You are nothing without me.” I remember being...

If the devil offered me what he offers today’s victims.. it’d be very hard for me to say no. 🙁

I feel like everyone was raised wrong. What the hell is going through people’s heads these days. Nothing important. Nobody thinks for themselves any more. It’s always just ‘What show is next’, ‘That celeb did what’, ‘Who stole my funions’, just stupid s***. CONSTANTLY.
Nowadays it seems like nobody...

Wait wtf is up about ppl talking about hitler, down syndrome kids, and dogs?! lol Did I miss something here?

I feel like I am waaaay too emotionally invested in my best friend. It feels like I’m constantly worrying about her and her problems and just draining myself emotionally. Like, she’s a really fun, really great person and I adore her, but she has a lot of self-esteem issues and...

I just want pills to allow me to focus. However, I don’t have insurance and I’m afraid to join the health care that the government has up to get an individual plan because I was told there aren’t really any savings in it.
I want to go to the...

Adolf Hitler though that dogs are valuable.

He also thought that people with Down Syndrome were worthless.

Liberals think the same way

Liberals think like Hitler.

I’m going to phone all the dogcatcher tonight and I’m going to have all those wild Indian Reservation dogs shot and killed.

At first I thought, it was cruel. But then I realized something: liberal animal-loving tolerance and diversity people are always telling me that people with Down Syndrome “contribute...

I like this guy and i know theres no future there.

sometimes I watch minutephysics just to feel good about myself.

I am bisexual.
I fell completely head over heels love with a girl.
We were best friends, we were lovers, we were each other’s companions.
We never made it official. We were together for almost three years.

We broke up and got back together and broke up...