Ouchy ouchy Uncle Touchy hurt my no no βΉ
yep , keep walking stranger, stranger and stranger. we were warned about stranger danger and it could be anyone you know or don’t know.
My son ( Tom ) called me about fishing on our lake . I giggled back when do you need permission ? He replied well going to bring Jake and his girlfriend down to join ..
MORE THEN A 1000 PEOPLE RAN AWAY FROM MUSICIANS AND BANDS, TIME TO GROW UP RIGHT AND LEARN RIGHT. AND GOD DOESN’T LIKE PLAYERS EITHER. CUZ THEY ONLY LOVE YOU WHEN ..
THAT IS BECAUSE YOU STEAL EVERYONE ELSE’S CHANCE IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP CUZ YOUR JEALOUS AND YOU CAN’T HAVE AND YOU WON’T HAVE. CUZ YOU ALREADY ..
my friend who self-identifies as straight is actually just in the closet and we made out in his car. i’d wanted this for so long. i just wish he could come ..
H**** c****** here, I just wanna be your s** s***.. Iβm at πlirππΈs**.cπm Iβll be waiting you π₯
Corvallus got spitroasted and gangbanged the night of MTV’s 3rd annual Rock & Jock B-Ball Jam by Dan Cortese, Dan Marjerle, Jeff Ament, Jim Jackson, Duane ..
S**** TRAINING
Me & daddy play milk the cow blindfolded, it’s my favorite game in the world! π€πβΊβΊβΊ
NAKED THIEF GETS D*** BITTEN OFF BY FURIOUS BLACK MAN!!! ht tps: //theync.***/naked-thief-gets-d***-bitten-off-by-furious-man. htm
Corvallus would NEVER REFUSE a load! NO LOADS REFUSED at Corvallus’s pimped out ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE!
I love Uncle Touchys special Lollipop, but why does it always taste salty??? π€
Daddy has a special Twinky in his pants that’s full of special cream! π€π
FACT. Edward Penishands is the greatest parody p**** film ever made.
Damn beech with cheeks like that you don’t need p**** a** Corvallus you need a real big d*** bossman! I’m liable to split those hairy white cheeks for a damn ..
China π¨π³ V***** send me 30 wives with covid an the black death
TABITHA POPPINS IS SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES!!! ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
Please call 1800-CHILD-R***. It’s a real phone number that belongs to an Australian industrial business. They really hate being reminded that their number ..
Edward Penishands is the greatest parody p**** film ever made.
I AM: The Grandmaster of J***, Count Cockula, the Sinterklaas of Seed, El Comandante por C**, the Leche Lord, βPartymanβ, greazed sleazed on my knees to please, ..
I removed by bicycle seat and rechristened it the bleeding a** bike
arent we ruled by captialists and communists? agreed tho f*** every corrupt money hungry unempathetic inhuman shithead
I got in a knife fight. Like literally I was out in the city ands guy pulled a knife and tried to rob me and stuff but I pulled out my own knife and we like fought. ..
About 5 or 6 years ago a new company was moving into the empty office next to where I worked. Me and some co-workers used to go inside at the end of the day to poke ..
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Like lice in a wig. Then I’ll sue you.
One day eviction will burn you out
DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST TIME
ASANTE SANA SQUASH BANANA
Why does daddys special Lollipop taste salty? π€
They were shitting into each otherβs mouths like it was soft-serve ice cream.
THEN SO YOU SHALL!
Have you seen EDWARD PENISHANDS??? It is the greatest parody p**** film ever made. It’s a F****** MASTERPIECE…
My Transgender neighbour has to wear a neckbrace for two weeks coz he tried to do a 69er with a newborn baby.
Poppy turned my poo hole into a blood hole βΉ
I like covering my entire body head to toe in lotion before bed. When I jump into my silk clothes and silk sheets I feel peace of mind. Tell you wife stop watching
I havenβt really talked about this since it happened but I feel somebody needs to know. I got with my boyfriend when I was 22 he was 18, I know he was way to young ..
I heard that men can kill you just by looking at you. so avoid their eyes, that is why tribes traditionally did.