When I look and talk with someone – I can literally tell what they are thinking, pretty sure I have ESP.

WOOF WOOF WOOF Swing on by SAVOY ORLANDO tonight for Woofin’ Wednesday where we celebrate the natural man!

Shake Calhoun is getting dance floor dripping, single can cocktails 2 for 1 all night. We think a hairy chest is best, get your wool on tonight, maybe you’ll find out how...

Ayo wtf lmao 🤣

I brought this guy home last night to f*** . After we were ready . I looked down and seen a 4 inch hard d*** . I’m thinking really ? After he slid in , his head of his d*** was right under my G Spot . And it massaged...

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Simplyconfess is filled with psychopaths.

I feel like i’m walking through the world naked, because so much I have hidden I am coming to terms with and it is visible. So much so, that it really is sink or swim to be a good person. I am in view, i am being tested, my true...

All dis s*** talk be reminding me of the time I went to the Tuscaloosa Chili Cook-off at 5 damn AM and hid in a porta potty so I could watch all the assholes shooting chili out of them! I had been drinking those high gravity beers the night before...

Oh my god I just noticed the mat under your feet in the “hand sanitizer” photo. Thats the same mat isnt it?

I wish you would wipe your p**** fingers in my mouth..
Just walk by and degrade me..
💋👣💋👣 💅

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Damn Robert Hamburger dragging my damn name through the mud on here. Get it straight mayonnaise boy: I SLAM CHEEKS, I don’t get my damn cheeks slammed. If you want to find out bring two Big Bufords and meet me at the pickle park! You’re gonna be wearing diapers for...

I’d love to jack your 15 year-old bro off and s*** his p****. I’d swallow his boy c**! I love my boys young… the younger the better! My favorite is boys 10-11 years old

insane in the membrane….INSANE IN THE BRAIN

“i f*****’ love musk”, i whispered as i hungrily licked his a******.
There’s nothing more manly than the natural stink of man, and i was proud to appreciate it.
I told myself that appreciating the tastes and smells of men was a particularly masculine trait and that i...

Yer goddamned right. www.youtube .com/watch?v=lvJj-kpmsdM

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My little brother turned 15 today . We drove down to the honey hole area in our city . I brought him a special afternoon . He received his first bj and h******

Shut up you homophobe bigot. Stop visiting my Gay Studs Twitter Page.

which hotel in Hialeah? I hope you rented one of the Executive Fantasy Hotels. You can’t beat that Champagne hot tub

– CORVALLUS

On our third day of school closing because of the snow storm . Mom asked me to search the house for dirty clothes . I opened my brothers bedroom door . He’s wide awake staring at his mornings woody . He looked at me and smiled and said you can’t...

Piggy 4 Peterbilt Peckers

When ol’ Prestonian is looking to get his backclam buttered, I take a trip down to Ft. Lauderdale for the weekend. There’s one bar that has a Latino theme on Friday nights. They usually hire a drag queen
to do a set to get the mood going. I’d go...

I fucked my professor in his office, he gave it to me hard, not a bad shape at all 6 inches and enough girth. Handsome enough for 54, wears a suit and trimmed brown glasses, goes well with his fading brunette hair. He’s married and I like that, we fked...

My neighbor touches me s*******,once i went over when he was home alone and we kissed passionately and jerked each other’s c**** off, his was bigger than my face, slapping me with his huge c*** i loved it, im his manslut i want to be under that huge giant c***,...

I’m getting back together with an old ex who I cut offffff, oof I don’t know if this is the right call. Esp because it was more mutually beneficial in that sense more than anything. But f***, why not right? Maybe this time I can make things more honest by...

I went to my friend’s house last week but he wasn’t there, but his mom was there drinking. She asked me to come I and help her with something and sucked my d***. In the last week I’ve gone back and fucked her every time she’s there by herself and...

Spoke to Camila Mattoli over the phone and agreed a time. Met her in Chelmsford for a 1 hour incall. Really nice place in center of town.
When she opened the door i was amazed at how amazing she looks. Way better than her photos, s*** curvy body and...

Legalize Mushrooms.
Make pills illegal.
F*** Capitalism.
F*** Psychopaths.
F*** Religion.
F*** the ecobomy.
F*** you.

I hate corvallus but I really hate that Robert Hamburger the most because he’s on here making me look like a damn fool a** n****. Most people know that the world famous Alabama Slammer wouldn’t be on here writing about wanting to get my cheeks busted by a busload of...

They are all so jealous of her, WOW!! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️🤷

I burped then farted and burped some more and derpa derpa derpa hehehe

covert narcs will present terribly on purpose like dressing sloppy, mispronouncing words, false humility/self deprecating, smacking when they eat, oversharing, being obese, playing dumb to TEST YOU. ONE if they’re idealizing you, they’re also jealous of what they consider to be your perfection even if you in no way consider...

My wife and I travel – a lot. In out 10 years of marriage, we’ve been to 35 states and 4 countries, so needless to say we are addicted. We normally take hundreds of photos, from scenery, animals, sunsets or sunrises. We even take photos of our meals if we...

I was in my room while my dad was having a party with his mates, my mum was out with her sisters, they went to some spa resort for the next few days. I was putting up fairy lights on my window to decorate my room a little bit. I...

graspy crappy tangles shh asmr for jod’s toads.

I was having a beer with my life long best friend send telling him about this site where members often shared n*** photos of their spouses. I had downloaded a few dozen photos of wives with their permissions and had them saved on my phone under a “wives” album, then...

Piggy c** back, any kind of fool could see
There was some c** in every hole about you
Piggy c** back, you can drain it all on me
Cause I was wrong and I just can’t j*** without you

I have miss church meeting , I have drank beer , wine ,I have looked at p*** , masterbated , Committed sacrelidge ,had thoughts that were unrighteous , I am sorry for my sins , and will try not to repeat them , I ask for Gods forgiveness in the...

And so she sings. “YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE”

So many nights I’d sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark, but now you’ve come along

And you light up...

Robert Hamburger you cracker sonofabitch I ain’t never been to slammers and never met corvallus though I’d like to bust his cheeks in a rest area or pickle park sometime! Damn I’m gonna go to the pickle park right now and get my damn nut! Whites are useless except to...