I hate corvallus but I really hate that Robert Hamburger the most because he’s on here making me look like a damn fool a** n****. Most people know that the world famous Alabama Slammer wouldn’t be on here writing about wanting to get my cheeks busted by a busload of whites.. but some might believe that garbage! I’d love to slam Mr Hamburger’s cheeks to instill some damn respect into him! And no I ain’t never hid in da bottom of a porta potty at no damn chili eating contest!!

–The Prestonian