Damn Robert Hamburger dragging my damn name through the mud on here. Get it straight mayonnaise boy: I SLAM CHEEKS, I don't get my damn cheeks slammed. If

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Damn Robert Hamburger dragging my damn name through the mud on here. Get it straight mayonnaise boy: I SLAM CHEEKS, I don’t get my damn cheeks slammed. If you want to find out bring two Big Bufords and meet me at the pickle park! You’re gonna be wearing diapers for a week after I stretch out that balloon knot! Don’t ever test the Alabama Slammer white boy!

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