Robert Hamburger you cracker sonofabitch I ain’t never been to slammers and never met corvallus though I’d like to bust his cheeks in a rest area or pickle park sometime! Damn I’m gonna go to the pickle park right now and get my damn nut! Whites are useless except to be used for my pleasure. People ask me why I slam cheeks and the answer is simple that s*** feels good.

Reminder for whites out there your job is to:

✓ Drain my balls
✓ fill my belly
✓ don’t ask me for s***! (Especially not tips!)

The Prestonian