At any given point in time, I know you’re not a mind reader, and aside from leaving without a word and not taking opportunities when they were presented to me, I am unaware of what I did to you. I just didnt realize it wasnt intentional.

At any givem point...

Jacinda Barrett from the Real World London was a flaming hot stroker, I let loose my jizzle juice to her a few times in my youth

– CORVALLUS

I miss you . I know we can’t talk again but I do hope you can forgive me for my part in things 🙂 No need to destroy another phone or send the attack squad I’m not going to contact you . I hope you’re ok and safe .

Nice try with the Apple call.. Retards

I was on the same train again today but why publicize none of u want to hang with The Sleaziest. Stay safe and Rona free y’all,

CORVALLUS

Changa Chinga Chonga no eye no eye ugly uglies chinese shitties schizophrenic terrorist turdies piss skin commie disabled crying chinkies go kill yourselves at once.
#NUKE CHINA
#NUKE THE CHINESE
#COMMIT SUICIDE CHINESE RETARD CRYING SPAMMER SCHIZOPHRENIC
#CHINESE ARE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AS F***
#THANK YOU KARMA

Will people judge me for wearing a sweater in 90 degree weather?

So basically, I met someone on Wattpad.
And I think I don’t know what happened.

Hey what happened to the fat girl you guys sent me? She was like 10? And about like 700 pounds? Nobody will ever be a substitute for my little rabid bear . Sigh
I’m probably totally feeding an ego right now. I really do miss her though even though...

Well I know she doesn’t wanna hear from me so I’m not going to bother her I’ve done that enough. I just have to cry it out I guess it is what it is. Even though someone’s gone I guess you can still miss them. But at least I made...

our lecturer give last minute assignment. i think we should divide the work accordingly. because of confusion among teammates, he already done his part in the previous group. the same work which should be done in our group. it’s just seem unfair to me that he did too little work....

I have called you and left messages and texted you I have never gotten a response ever in three months. I’ve never gotten an email. Just the one letter. Please call me I really would like to talk even if we can’t be friends. I hope we can but if...

I miss you. Is there anyway I might be beneficial do you again?

PS: If you want to come kill me we have to cuddle first

Just putting a message out into the universe: Wish we were still working together, I know you’ve gone elsewhere probably for good reasons but my god you’re just so charismatic and funny, working with you was effortless. I would never tell you that to your face you cocky son of...

We’re never gonna talk again are we?

Well thank you for your honesty. It kind of s**** to find out you never really liked me even from the start but I guess it’s always better to know the truth. I definitely makes sense why you really don’t wanna talk to me. But you know the old guy...

You’re actually going to get close enough to me to stick one of those foam noodles up my a**? I’d love to see that. You’re terrified of me even when the phone rings. Why are you afraid of me anyway if you’re such a bad a**?

social distancing s** support from kmart pool noodles … stick em where the sun don’t shine 2meters apart. we can together crap!

😎 YAY SIMPLYCONFESS MUSIC NIGHT 😘

I like him
Like him too
He my man
He my boo
He my type
He so cute
I want him
And I want him too
I like him
Like him too
He my...

autistic babies take a while to talk because they’re downloading larger amounts of information

I had no right to even get upset when I saw she was leaving again, actually. I can’t even say she left for something better because the truth is she wasn’t even “my” friend (or my anything) to begin with . She came back out of some mixture probably of...

I know God has my back with this one. It’s meant to be.

She has weird envy of me because my family had more money then hers and I think because supposedly I’m pretty . In her mind I don’t deserve all the riches god gave me . Oh yeah so many blessings. Its awesome to have every man want to sleep with...

Looking for where the line ends.

I hate internet-people. They are allll sooooo fake and are addicted to starting drama. If you add thousands of people and always post argument-bait how can you be surprised when drama follows you? What do you get out of starting fights? What the f*** is wrong with you?

Id like to know what kind of people and how many ppl use/browse this website.
I discovered it thanks to incels.co which is – surprisingly – very funny/interesting

btw im a girl

fleeting though: I hope death doesn’t allow me to feel maggots and the oozing pus of decomposing the body… [watch: Sigur Rós – Ekki múkk (min 7 for graphic fox decomposition)]

Does your fiance who bought you a $30,000 ring know you are a mentally ill obsessed c*** licking rug munching lesbian who stays up all night trying to get some othe c*** sucking ghost w**** to talk to you on Simply Confess?

Does he have s*** for brains?

I think Brie Larson did a really lazy job as Captain Marvel, but I don’t want to say so in public because she gets harassed by sexist trolls. I like her in other things, but she just did not have any charm at all in the Marvel movies to date.

Are you chinese? If no, congrats! If yes, you seeing this is the sign that you need to go kill yourself right now. Go ahead! :^)

Nobody said hi ☹️

– CORVALLUS

found this in a yt comment section. thought it was p funny 🙂 (for context: it was directed to a user by the name of lostmartyr that was bashing millenials for no reason in a skit video comment section)

I-I-I’m in complete shock.

Sir Lost Martyr walks past me...

Someone lied to their friends saying that they slept with me. I found out, and I beat them up. And then I realized, I think he likes being hit.. UGH. JERK.

You really are asking for it again aren’t you? Keep going. Did you not learn your lesson the first time? Don’t play with me you p************

Hey sorry about that earlier .

I guess my point was …it appears we have both traumatized each other (yes you too, and just as equally . No you are not a victim) and today got me thinking I guess. While I completely understand how you feel…and the desire...

Sorry that was rambling basically I know you don’t want me in your life and I accept that… But it just it lifted such a weight off my shoulders been able to talk to my ex just the two of us and make peace. I really would like that for...

We’re two girls so you know where she’s from and you have to actually be blood relatives to do that… You know like actual sisters are first cousins or something… Then you have kids that are retarded. That’s sort of how it works down there

Theres a guy about mid 30s who just started where I worked. Same first name as your younger brother, who I never met. Theyre kicking his b*** actually, not in a mean way, theyre just running him hard and long but we’re busy in busy season. I’m getting my b***...

So I ran into my ex today, and we actually talked for about 20 minutes. She’s no longer with the girl she left me for and now she’s onto another one… But she’s cheating on the new one if you can believe that. It was a pleasant conversation and nice...

I don’t know what to make of this. I was told to never doubt, so I won’t. Speak to me, tell me what is in your heart and I will try my best.