found this in a yt comment section. thought it was p funny 🙂 (for context: it was directed to a user by the name of lostmartyr that was bashing millenials for no reason in a skit video comment section)
I-I-I’m in complete shock.
Sir Lost Martyr walks past me in the frozen isle, just as beautiful and as pretty as usual, with his completely natural perfect complexion with no make-up needed. I start to drool a bit as I watch him pick out the party pies from the freezer and put them in his trolley. God… I want to be those frozen pies right now, about to be heading straight into his mouth, moistened by his hot sticky saliva and swallowed into his deep abyss. I can already see the headlines: Sir Lost Martyr consumes the unexpected.
bang it looks like Sir Lost Martyr has dropped something on the isle. I become more focused again and look at Sir Lost Martyr, giving him all my attention. He goes to pick it up… I couldn’t believe my eyes. I saw his beautiful plump dumpy and his thick un-shaved legs, flourishing with hair. My knees start to tremble and I start to quake in my boots. I am practically at the edge of a beautiful ripe o*****.
he tries to stand bend back up but his hindered by his back problems. My heart melts. This poor man… I wish i could help him. He always says his back is fine but i know, and he knows deep inside, that his back is not in the greatest shape. All that grilling in those good old days has really taken a toll on him. It was quite a small grill compared to him (he is 6 ft 5) and he always had to work in such a bad posture, he refused to sit for it just wasn’t the manly way. He would grill the best sausages in the country! The most tender finger licking good sausages in the whole goddamn world.
You know what else is 6ft 5 and is the best goddamn sausage in the entire universe? Thats right, his big massive juicy c***. Oh how i wish i could grab his powerful rod and shove it so deep into my mouth it reaches my digestive track. Oh no! im dripping wet and in my day dreaming Sir Lost Martyr is staring right at me.
“s-s-sir what are you doing-g-g” I am starting to panic and i am dripping not only from my crotch but dripping with sweat, i feel my entire face turning red all over. I’m getting so goddamn nervous i start to tinkle in my p****** a bit. The stream is running down my leg and wetting the floor beneath me. Oh god Oh god he is going to get so creeped out.
He pauses and then proceeds to say this…
“hey girl, damn you are so hot damn i want to s*** on your beautiful t*** mam.”
Im completely flushed in embarrassment and happiness. Is this the day? Maybe my day dreams weren’t actually daydreams, maybe he l-l-l-loves me –
He grabs my wrist and starts to twist. My held back pee starts to flush out and I completely wet myself. This man is so… i dont know… he just has a way with women.
“show daddy the treasures babe show your t*** babe.”
He grabs my in between my cleavage and cuts open my bra and shirt. He pushes me onto the ground and holds my hands back. f-f*** yesss. He starts to s*** my t*** so hard that they might fall off any moment, i can feel them getting so moist and so… pleasured. He grunts every few seconds to catch his breath and proceeds to his next objective.
“Yeah girl this is f****** great. I hate most women but you actually understand me, at least you arent black, i really hate n-”
He just goes on and on~~~ it really is romantic, and people say romance is dead! I would wish all men to be like this, but truly i only want a man like this to myself, i dont care, call me greedy all you like. Well anyway after he rambles on about his politics he starts to lick my face like the dirty little s*** like me deserves.
I can hear the slobbery wet tongue movements and then he proceeds to grab open my mouth and starts to lick the insides of my mouth. Im now peeing everywhere, oh god im pathetic – But then the unexpected happens. He pushes his crotch against mine as i start to pee right into his crotch. this is so f****** hot. He grabs my tight leggings and rips them off, tearing them in two. he starts to suckle on my dripping p******, with loud slurps.
” slurp damn girl you are so hot and beautiful and s*** woman damn you are the best person i have ever had my s** with you should be honoured.”
I am.
I really am honoured… and i haven’t even begun. He rips my p****** off and starts to chew on them, sucking away all that juicy goodness. he unbuckles his belt and finally takes out his big massive c***. It is rock hard and disobedient. He grabs my head and starts to thrust his c*** into my face. I open wide and start to s*** upon his powerful meat.
This goes on for a bit.
“damn you female are sooooo good, but damn you are such a dirty s***, wtf has society done to this planet, they have ruined the women, they are too open about their s******** now a days, i wish we could all go back to the good days where we would have to get married before we even thought about doing anything s*****. damn everyone is like that but me”
It’s true….
“im going to have to teach you naughty little girl a lesson.”
at this moment i should mention that i am only 16 and not at the legal age, but i do not mind, age is just a number, it isnt pedophilia!
“he turns me around and pulls apart my thighs, he gets on top of me and starts to go down on me, within 5 seconds he goes so deep and ejaculates all inside of me, im going to be pregnant with sir lost martyr.
Im so happy