Give me a sign please. Any sign.

I don’t really wear make up never was into it never bought into the whole beauty industries bull s*** think the whole industry is stupid and just out to make a buck really in my opinion make ups gtten only uglier the last few years
i’ve got better more...

I really wish you would message me and ask me if I’m okay..

I want to buy a Switch but feel like I don’t deserve it, that it’s not worth spending hundreds of dollars for my own personnal pleasure. I percieve spending money on video games as a waste that I should save up in case I need it for something more important,...

Who cares?

I did.

It said “f*** you a******… talk to thw brain… and dodn’t f****** ask your stupid p****. That f****** mindless retard almost killed me with those stupid b******….”

This is an emulation of a previous relationship.

You.

Why do you waste your time reading these posts?

Silly dumb dumb

I am your servant Oh MASTER OF C***! Anoint me with the blessings of the flesh so I may spread the seed of the Phallus God! WORSHIP THE HOLY JISM!

I don’t think you understood when I told you my mom made Lucifer look like Mr Rodgers. . There was a guy I was messed around with in 8th grade for example when he was a junior ) She found out we had s** and a week later the coroner...

I said I’d get off this app bc I thought I was ready to stop letting things out but it’s a little tougher now, j missing stuff a little but then I am reminded that u probably messing around w other people giving ur attention to them and so it...

I love feeling and fiddling with and f******** girls pussys while I s*** and fondle their breasts and nibble on their n******

Bruh, can one of you goofy a** lesbos pls explain to me why the f*** you’re a damn lesbo? Like, have you even seen the yacht scene in ‘365’ ? You really think some damn female can flip you over, ‘executioner style’ & hit it from the back til hot...

MERCH DROP selling my p**** for Charity will donate everything less the cost of a stamp to the ALZHEIMERS ASSOCIATION only US orders CORVALLUS CURLIES can be yours! Own a piece of the Legend! Donations above $1 on CASHAPP will get an envelope with at least THREE p**** fresh picked...

Half my age and while I’m not a bad looking guy, atm, I could be better/cuter/more handsome. Im coming off the last buzz cut for a while. Manly, masculine, but not cute. I dont think I’m all that attractive at this very moment. This is a pretty girl.

Im not...

I am the S**** Splinter, the MASTER of Manjuice, the connoisseur of C**, the Lord of LECHE, the junkie of JIZZLE, FEED ME, for I Am CORVALLUS

RIP the gloryhole god Chadwick Boseman he was one of the best suckers DC had ever seen he was the main event at Steamworks back in the 90s rumors are he once did DMDA in the Pit in the basement. Farewell my S**** King

People should stop focusing on the small things. There’s bigger things to life. Take those chances and focus on reality. Don’t hold grudges and let things go. Do whatever makes you happy.

I think I’m ready to stop coming on this site to see if ur still coming on here. I hope this site helps u like it helped me. Keep letting things out, keep trying to help urself. Be good.

do you think if I change myself, and like I mean, everything if I try to ignore muly social anxiety if I try to be prettier if i ignore my depression if i change personality people will not hate me as much? this sounds very desperate and weird but I...

Who wants to be sober living on the streets? Most people can’t be sober in a million dollar home.

I said it once and I’ll say it again. Y’all are sick. Half of these confessions are fake. Get help.

I want to please Seth Macfarlane🤭😊😊
I “appreciate” his work

I miss you

I wish it was real.

I know im not Kmart Ashley ….or the one that did the 20 year prison stint you love so much..but I do miss you and I am sorry. I don’t even know if i still have your number. But if I find it ill try.

Because the Corvallus character is funny to write fan fiction about ,just like the Prestonian or Faggler, wherever he went. Some of us don’t make confessions or have a character so we just do remixes of characters here.

I sometimes try to imagine how the Corvallus character looks and...

Why are u even up pretending to be me? My excuse is I have a prolapsed r***** and it’s painful. Real tho it’s my back, more xtampza and percs.

Don’t hate that I have a beautiful latina sleeping in bed next to me and u don’t!

CORVALLUS

Corvallus in the hizzy heading back to Club Orlando bath house for one more salty s**** shellacking! Come bathe my bodacious BACKSNATCH with your jovial jism!

🚨 ALERT: ALL JIZZLESTICKS ARE NOW BEING ACCEPTED, NO DISCRIMINATION OR REJECTION 🚨

COAT MY THROAT WITH YOUR MACHO MAN MAYONNAISE! ILL BE...

i cant even sleep i’ve been staring at the same thing and it’s frustrating me because i can’t stop thinking the endless cycle of thoughts and it’s all about you it’s constantly. throughout my whole day you are always on my mind 24/7. i can’t stop thinking what’s gonna happen....

To: To the person that replied to the best friend post, calm down buddy. I don’t post for u to read it and grade my writing like an English teacher.

Re: I am chill lol. IDGAF welcome to the internet buddy and welcome to sinplyconfess where you’re gonna have assholes...

To the person that replied to the best friend post, calm down buddy. I don’t post for u to read it and grade my writing like an English teacher. I could write in gibberish if I wanted to, the point is to let s*** go on this app. Obviously u...

To: Today I spent time with my bestfriend.

Re: TF are you talking about lol? I couldn’t understand a f****** thing you said, made absolutely no sense to me whatsoever. Are you like trying to unfriend your best friend or something? You dickhead, if you have a best friend that...

Today I spent time with my bestfriend. We went out to eat then went home and I laughed a lot. Then it came crashing down when she left bc I’m stuck here again in my thoughts. I wish moving on was easier. I wish letting go was easier than this...

it hasn’t even been a full day yet and i’m having such a hard time holding up with all of this happening. i already know how i’m gonna handle things and i’m doing my best to be patient right now. i’m sad and upset, tired but it’s going to be...

i wish everyone wanted to stay in my life. i really do mean it when i say everyone leaves. i’m always left here and obviously it’s me, i’m the problem if i’m never the one walking away. what’s wrong with me. why does no one care as much as i...

Oh screw it, you win. I broke first. I really do miss talking.
You deserve love support too, and I want to be there. Please let me. I love you!

Wouldn’t that be nice? Goodnight.

Maybe talking would help . I’d really like to, even if we can’t be friends . I know we cared for each other and I do miss you a lot . I’m also sorry how I hurt you . Maybe my presence here really is standing in the way of...

I ate pizza and now I want to kill myself.
another one of these? lmao nice.
Anyway i dont feel sorry for absolutely dunking on my friend with an entire essay as to why hes wrong and all.
Anyway school is starting again, might be the breaking...