There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.
But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.
I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.
She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.
CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…
Ryan you stupid f***** Italian dweeb. eat s***
Octarine, I still miss you.
– Mastermind
Yes friends, act now! Destroy Unicron! Kill the Grand Poobah! Eliminate even the toughest stains!
Wreck Gar
I was having some alone time in our Backyard, Everyone was supposed to be gone for the day, I was drinking , Totally Naked, My legs up to my chest A Cucumber in my a** , My Hitichi on my C***. I was about to C** for the Third time,...
I intentionally had impure thoughts and I’m tempted to m*********
Is it wrong, the only way I can finish. Is if her pomeranian first finishes on my leg. After that, im like the kool aid man oh yeah!
I got married with my dream man recently and I found out my ex has a new girlfriend and I’m spiraling. Did I make a mistake? Are these normal feelings to seeing someone you used to care about finding someone else?
Sometimes I feel like I want to die. I can’t kill myself though because my family would be messed up after that. I just wish it was possible for me to die in a freak accident or something like that. I’m too much of a coward to kill myself anyways;...
Hanging out with friends is so fun. But there’s something I feel that I cannot explain. Am happy being with them? This past few days, no, this past few months I envy them, and I’m even comparing myself to them. I’m so very insecure with myself. They have all what...
Come to me agsin
I masturbated and I used mind projection indicating to women that I’m a sissy boy who likes women to give me s******* dildos up my b******* while I wear women’s clothing engage in homosexual activities while they watch I made s******* submissive facial expressions noises and I was selfish hipocrytical...
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Sometimes I think about killing myself and writing that I blame a specific person or people.
When I babysit for the lady down the street, I let her two girls see me naked sometimes. The 11 year old likes to look at my p**** and hold it while I pee. She likes to make the pee go in different spots and wiggle it at the end....
I was angry prideful arrogant tyrannical devisive selfish hipocrytical impatient stubborn faithless I lashed out at God accussed him of wrong doing I purposely offended him I yelled at him I was lazy insensitive unloving unmerciful unforgiving irresponsible ungodly I overreacted had worldly sorrow resentment I complained to God I...
I masturbated and I used mind projection indicating to women that I’m a sissy boy who likes women to s******* me with s******* dildos while I wear women’s clothing and g-string p****** and engage in homosexual activities while they watch and I was selfish hipocrytical prideful disrespectful tyrannical impatient defensive...
I’m waaaaay too fat…
I masturbated and I used mind projection and I was selfish hipocrytical prideful disrespectful tyrannical impatient self rightous unmerciful unforgiving irresponsible insensitive unloving immature pathetic goofy devisive manipulative feminine oversexed disgusting angry afraid faithless decietful worried paranoid unprofessional and I used profanity
I was angry hipocrytical prideful arrogant boastful tyrannical defensive argumentative devisive goofy disrespectful I complained passed judgement against others I lied had worldly sorrow resentment I was manipulative lazy immature irresponsible ungodly unloving unmerciful unforgiving selfish self rightous and I had a martyr like attitude
I’ve intentionally had impure thoughts and I’m tempted to m*********
Dad, what should I do? Tell me, tell me like You used to.
i’m not really guilty for it, but i know it’s taboo. i really want a taboo relationship, wild and everything. i’m glad my boyfriend is 2 years younger than me. we met when he was 13 and i was 15. now we’re 14 and 16. which literally isn’t all that...
Last night I relapsed . I was bored and h**** so off to Mall’s food court . I brought dinner and sat down . About thirty minutes later I had a young teen boy talking to me . Sure enough he talked me into going home with him . We...
I was angry hipocrytical prideful disrespectful tyrannical impatient defensive argumentative gossipping impatient stubborn selfish ungodly self rightous unmerciful unloving unforgiving insensitive irresponsible immature pathetic goofy I overreacted passed judgement against others I complained to God dishonored my father I had violent thoughts worldly sorrow resentment I lied had a martyr...
I neglected to share my faith recently
when ever i feel really bad for what i did to my step sister in her sleep i come on here and it makes me feel better bc i know im not alone people are fucked up, and im really fucked up,
Sorry Ravindra kamatji for ill treating you
A long time ago, I wanted to see my little sisters v*****. I only got a partial look pulling down her pants, but ever since then I’ve wanted to see it fully and eat her out.
i think the guy that one of my best friends is obsessed with like head over heels really likes, likes me…and the worst part is i think i might like him.what do i do?
I use to steal my sister’s dirty p****** and lick them clean. Would wipe my c** on them. Get myself off I’m her bed. Wear her thongs. J******* to pictures of her
So I’m 15F and I have a bf who had been my friend for 3 years before we started dating and we’ve been dating for almost a year now. And the weird thing is we got together a day before Valentine’s Day lol. Anyway so things were going great the...
I sinned please forgive me n please keep me in prayers
I was angry hipocrytical prideful arrogant tyrannical impatient self rightous disrespectful immature irresponsible ungodly unloving unmerciful unforgiving insensitive immature pathetic goofy unprofessional I overreacted complained passed judgement against others I purposely offended God I was selfish self rightous I was lazy manipulative devisive and I had violent thoughts a martyr...
I’ve liked this guy for a while but then I found out 4 of my close friends like him as well and one is mad that the other is going for two guys (the other guy is my ex) and so I kinda like this other guy but I don’t...
Our father bailed when my younger brother was born. He didn’t looe having the responsibility of kids. So it was just our mom and us. Single moms have it rough and of course things go wrong or get out of hand. I tried to help mom being the man of...
my friend tried to kiss me yesterday. despite having a partner, it took me some time to push him away. now i lay in my bed, smelling like his cologne, thinking of what might’ve been. i’m the worst
I have a relationship with someone 20 years older than me
I just had to put my dog down tonight, and I feel terrible that I didn’t do enough for him while he was alive.
I intentionally went against one of my bosses rules right in front of her and I’ve been making lots of mental mistakes at my job and I’ve been lazy insensitive unloving unmerciful unforgiving irresponsible ungodly selfish hipocrytical prideful immature unprofessional self rightous disrespectful I complained passed judgement against others I...
I can’t stop thinking about killing myself. School and human interaction in general is just too f****** exhausting and I can’t take it anymore. My dad committed suicide almost 3 years ago and I don’t want to do the same thing before I become an actual adult but it’s so...
ive been self harming ever since i was 6.