Why does Uncle Bob’s special Lollipop taste salty? 🤔

Coravallus — if you are threatening to kill someone, especially a good man in the political arena , you might want to rethink your terroristic threats .

— cops

I didnt find my c*** until I was 16 years old

i finally feel like i genuinely like someone, and i’m so frustrated i can’t do anything to progress or stop it.

DEAR Readers and Posters to SIMPLY CONFESS.
Please be advised the OCD TRoll suffers from OCD and can not control his emotions. He MUST always be right and he can not tolerate any opinions or proven findings outside of his imaginary world. You can’t have a conversation with a...

DEAR Readers and Posters to SIMPLY CONFESS.
Please be advised the OCD TRoll suffers from OCD and can not control his emotions. He MUST always be right and he can not tolerate any opinions or proven findings outside of his imaginary world. You can’t have a conversation with a...

DEAR Readers and Posters to SIMPLY CONFESS.
Please be advised the OCD TRoll suffers from OCD and can not control his emotions. He MUST always be right and he can not tolerate any opinions or proven findings outside of his imaginary world. You can’t have a conversation with a...

DEAR Readers and Posters to SIMPLY CONFESS.
Please be advised the OCD TRoll suffers from OCD and can not control his emotions. He MUST always be right and he can not tolerate any opinions or proven findings outside of his imaginary world. You can’t have a conversation with a...

Tell your girlfriends to stop asking me how to please you. I don’t get jealous of inadequate people.

I didn’t realize the value of gay meth-heads had gone up.

We tried some d**** v******* four play . I was working that p**** while Tom played with my c*** with a finger v******* . During this event I came twice . Afterwards Tom mounted me and gave me some real d*** . Oh my god I went crazy over it...

From 14 until 26 i had relations with my 53 yr old foster mom.Started with watching her dry off after bathing & me m***********.She exposed herself regularly to me & i wasnt going to complain as she had a nice body.One day out of the blue while fully clothed she...

If you haven’t had your cheeks split by a 8″+ c*** YOU ARE NOT MAYCHO!

Name one thing good that comes from Mexico I’ll wait. If you say any type of alcohol or candy your obesity is out of control.

It’s funny they say a vaginas self cleaning.. looks/smells dirty to me ma’am

Jewish people eat s*** that make them preserve themselves, that’s why they smell like rotting fish. Dentists can’t scoop out what’s in you’re guts whether it be fish and or n***** d*** up the wrong side of gut.

Can’t remember.

Why are the people who birthed other’s so much more stupid then the people they brought into this world? I don’t understand. Top side no Texas. That’s to white bread and burnt toast for me. The only splitting the difference isn’t up the middle. How basic and easy.

Respawn you’re controller from the real world hates you.

Blackie… There was a an old saying…

do not pass go, do not collect $100, go directly to jail.

I once played Monopoly with a group of black people. It was not much fun. Here I was going around and around the board, and there they were… stagnant. They could...

My boyfriend has big balls. I wish they were small and his c*** was big.

I’ve enjoyed countless M F M and F M F threesomes . But last night I enjoyed my very first Grand Pa and Grandson t******** .

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What did I learn today reading this website?

Some racist, sexist, xenophobic, porophobic, Trump loving, p********, a****** troll named Samuel Shirokobrod thinks everyone has OCD and wants someone named Corvallus to take the clot shot while breeding their back s*****.

You people need help. 👮🏻

I was 25 the first time I had s** because I was deathly shy and it was with a prostitute in Mexico. I wore a condom but she was so loose I couldn’t feel anything and never had an o*****. I left thinking that it was terrible and afraid it...

If you can’t refute the message then attack the messenger! It’s called a personal attack or an “ad hominem” attack directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining.

So the OCD Troll tries the personal attack. Falsely claiming, “The dude calls everyone an ocd troll”. Nice try...

You’ll have to call MIT yourself OCD Troll. I agree with their study. I’m not disputing it.
YOU are the one disputing it. So you’ll have to call and tell them they are wrong.

The only HATE comes from YOU. You hate the truth. You can’t admit that you...

You two met on grinder. Through your political differences, you found love. One fatty one t***** even though your both a** backwards it’s godly still.

Oh donny boy the pipes thee piippess are callin

When I was 12 my 13 year old neighbor and I used to show each other our dicks

I had a really cute girlfriend in middle school. We were both 13 and in the same class. We never had s** (we were kids), but we made out a LOT. She had big full b**** for her age, and she used to let me play with them every chance...

HEY Troll:

If the local police won’t help, then you have other options. Contact County authorities. There are usually many police departments within a County. There is also a County Sheriff.

POSTING about him on this site won’t achieve anything.

You also have other options beside the County. Contact State...

The Baltimore Police Department said they will gladly arrest a TROLL, so please turn yourself in. The Baltimore Police Department is waiting for you. They will get you the help you need.

I’m bisexual

Up his pipe?

That’s odd because I am an Alien and I went to great lengths to appear human. A few of you claim to have spotted us from time to time, but we dismiss you as “Conspiracy Theorists”.

It’s easy to do that sine we control the Press and your world....

I’ve had plastic surgery and turned into an alien

Im not ever gonna leave you again. I was scared . please forgive me. I want to stay . stay with me. I love you .

In my 20s I tried having s** with another woman and 5 seconds in my stomach turned and I ran to the bathroom to puke.

It wasn’t because she smelled or was dirty or anything like that, it was just f****** disgusting and made my skin crawl. I realized...

i’ve never cuddled anyone before. ended up in a friend’s bed two nights in a row, which seems kinda mild but feels totally weird to me. i don’t really know what to do, cause he wants something, but i don’t know if it’s s***** or something more
– a...