My little brother is eight years my junior. He is 45 and I’m 53 and he lives cross country from me. I miss him like crazy and would love if he’d concider moving back east. I thin we would have fund hangins out once in a while. Doing TV marathons...

I would really love a very soft D/s scene. The kind that is gentle and involves lots of praise and is very supportive. I’d like to feel something for the my partner. I want to to be taken to a safe space where I know that all he cares about...

I babysat when I was twelve for two neighbors. They were both woman raising a little girl. She was three. At the time I don’t recall thinking of them as gay. I’m 53, this was a long time ago. I did find magazines in their home. Skin mags and Penthouse...

I ate a bagel w/ whitefish salad way too late and triggered a panic attack because that always happens when I feel bloated or too full. So basically I feel like an idiot. And now I had to take my anxiety med and it takes a while to kick in...

I think that all models should be required to have a healthy BMI (between 18.5 and 24.9). They should also be closely monitored by a therapist, a dietician, and a personal trainer to make sure they are eating and exercising properly. I think it is absolutely disgusting that the fashion...

I started seeing you because it was convenient. We gave each other what we wanted. I knew our time was limited when you started screwing your roommate – an open relationship won’t survive that kind of proximity. I told you I never wanted to see you again after you ended...

I hate falling in love a lot. They don’t even know I exist.

i was h**** tonight so i decided for some reason to j******* in my back yard im 19 m and it was at like 2 am. then realising i wanted to get caught sort of i went into my drive way and jerked off again i was fully naked again...

I’m 27 and I’ve never been on a date.

I’m not my older sister and I’m tired of you wanting me to be. My sister is so f****** perfect. With her perfect GPA, perfect looks, perfect F****** fiance! I’m sorry that I don’t have three PhD’s and two BA’s ! I’m sorry I didn’t graduate high school when I...

This isn’t a confession, just a question out of curiosity.
Have any of you met any celebrities? If so, who is the most famous person you’ve ever met?

The most famous person I’ve ever met was Hulk Hogan.

I wish I had a beautiful full bushy quick moving flowy tail. Since I was a kid I’ve wanted a tail, not sure why. I remember constantly asking my mom if she cut off my tail when I was born and where she hid it. Now I’m an ‘adult’ and...

Dear Louisiana Film Prize,

You’re a joke.

The worst movie of the festival last year didn’t even play all the way through. It skipped and stopped in every airing and featured an ungodly, talentless prick whispering to himself. It was terrible. Irredeemable. And who is the only person...

Every night, after I put my children to sleep, I stay in my bedroom (right next to their room) for about an hour. I tell my wife, who is on a different floor, that I’m doing work and it helps our son sleep if he knows I am close. Really,...

OmFG! I tell you there is absolutely NO chance for us and you say you understand and are fine with that. So then STOP f****** sending me the sappy f****** text messages from Pinterest or wherever the f*** you’re finding them! Enough is enough already! What? You think you’re going...

I have a bathroom confession to make.

Once, a few years ago, I went to take a dump in a public restroom. I had been waiting to go for hours.

I sat down in a stall next to an occupied stall. The man beside me was talking on a...

I mean, I’m tired of living. I have been for a while. But, I keep going because I don’t want to make him feel bad. Day after day, year after year. But, sometimes, like tonight when he’s working and I’m here alone, I think ….it’d be so easy.

I wish I wasn’t overweight. I wish I had collarbones. I wish I had a smaller face. I wish I had a flat stomach. I wish I could keep track of what I eat. I wish I could wear a tank top.
I wish I could just be f******...

I asked the Deli guy if he had any organic grass fed beef… His response :
Deli Guy : “Here at the deli? I don’t know, let me ask.”
He comes back, “uh what is that exactly?”
Me : “Just grass fed beef like a steak.” He...

I really believe optimism is merely a psychological disorder exhibited by those who are out of touch with reality or don’t wish to accept it.

I know you’re not meant to say things like this, but if I worked out, I’d be kinda hot. I’m lucky in so much as I have a natural hourglass figure, but I’m not toned or anything. I’m 5″6 and exactly 9 stone (which I do believe is something like...

As a girl I wish I could just switch off my feelings, I wanna have s** without the commitment but my heart just won’t let me :S

I wish we didn’t live three hours away. I wish we lived farther. It would make me feel less guilty about f****** someone else.

I wish we didn’t live three hours away. I wish we lived farther. It would make me feel less guilty about f****** someone else.

I was advised to not have any children because i struggle with having a personality disorder. Children make me happy and I’m a natural with them. I decided to not have any children and now I’m being pressured to go back on an anti depressant. I want to get help...

Julie… You are a c***. A lazy, stupid c***. You have no teeth because you never brushed them. You’re fat because you eat s***. You disgust me. You’re home is a pigsty. You think the world owes you living… all it owed you was a life. What you have done...

I invented someone. As if she were a dream, I invented her. She wasn’t real but I treated her as if she were. I have known her for almost 30 years. I have just now come to realize the inappropriateness of our relationship. I found her when I was a...

I am a 23 year old girl and I dont live at home I have a great job and lots of friends and very attractive guys like me. I will admit that I am very s***** but not a total s*** or anything. I am not crazy. Nothing happened bad...

I have a bad habit of falling in love with fictional characters .

why cant guys just be honest and not play any games? Why cant they say I want you just for f****** and thats all? I am 19 and just want guys to be honest with me and they would be suprized what would happen if they was.

I’m so shy. I don’t have friends and I haven’t been on a date in years.

You’re f****** selfish. Your parents would give you the world if they could. They just want you to get off your f****** a** and do something with your life, and you never do. You failed like 2 grades because you discredit yourself and think you can’t do it. It’s pathetic.You...

Myself and a friend (who got married 2 months ago) are deeply in love. We have known each other for 5 years. We’ve always been in love. A month after her marriage, she told me of the feelings she’s always had, and that she got married because she thought that...

Brenda Benoit you are an evil woman, you never told me I had been fired. You thought I was some deadbeat scum, I wanted to work I was depressed , I called you and I was in tears that call I swallowed my pride and begged for a job you...

I have a sugar daddy… And I’m a guy!

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I used to be thin and beautiful. I know you’re not supposed to say you’re good-looking if you are, but f*** it – I was gorgeous. Men did things for me, I got free stuff, I got out of traffic tickets – you name the privilege and I got it....

My boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend posts a comment on every single post he makes on Facebook, usually within minutes of him posting something. He occasionally responds to her, and she’ll immediately post something else. I hate that he hasn’t removed her from his friend list and really hate it when he responds...

Should it bother me that when my bestfriend and I make/out her mom doesn’t mind and even watches as if its no big deal. Am I supposed to be comfortable when she is licking my c*** and then her mom comes in and say hey Kayla, Hey Monica, as if...

Kayla Phillips seing you in only your little pink thong really turns me on. You look so sporty and ready to have that young c*** pummeled by my c***. Your going to be so pregnant after your p**** gets done milking my c*** of its life giving seed.