Geh Auf die knie Nico K und suckk mein dihhhhh
Protect ya neck, or else the Christmas tree cutter might chop ya head off bìttch.
Hoe hoe hoe
Evil Santa Claus
I can never do it deep enough. Just so that little pockets, little bubbles come out, but never deep enough to really feel the flesh ripping and the blood flowing and I wish I could because I think I’m ready for this to be over. I go to the seventh...
I am depressed beyond belief.
I go to a high school where either nobody cares about me or is simply creeped out by me, probably because Im clearly hiding something major. I have High Functioning Autism, and even though I am barely able to keep it hidden due to my...
Hey guys and gals, if you could have nasty s** with just one famous person, who would it be and why?
Dont forget to say your age and whether your a guy or girl
For me… Im a 16 yr old guy and i would choose Katy Perry
I really want to have s** with my first cousin, she is one of the hottest girls ever. I know she wouldn’t want to though.
I don’t like my new cat! Can’t get him to stop chewing, i want to beat him. Between the fights with my husband and the behavioral problems with my cat, i want out!! I tried everything i can think of to make wires taste gross but it doesn’t phase him....
I’ve always found it strange that people are so wary of “thoughts of suicide.” I first remember specifically wishing to not live anymore when I was 8. I’m about to turn 25. I do not remember a time when I wasn’t “suicidal.” I have thought about killing myself or...
I didn’t f*** up my husbands kid like he thinks i did. Her birth parents are the ones to blame, she was fucked up way before i entered the picture which was years after their divorce!!!!!
I have always had a fascination for him every since my friend told me about him but I would never guess I would have been th the situation that I am in today. You know when they say that you don’t need to change yourself to get attraction from people...
For a number of years I have spied on my female friend getting changed, I have seen her b**** and p**** this way. Last Christmas I saw her b**** by spying through a gap in her bedroom door. I have also never told her i’ve seen her p**** spread when...
When my parents leave for work I lay by our pool totally n*** wishing some random guy would come by and see my b**** and pusy and everything.
I would love for my sunday school teacher to lick my p****. I fantasize about me opening my skirt and her licking my p**** until I o*****.
I enjoy Anthro p*** and my girlfriend likes anime p***, she doesn’t know what I like cuz I think it’s kind of embarrassing, but they’re not really /that/ different right?
(I’m a bi guy)I want my girlfriend to wear a strap-on and f*** me, the problem is that she probably would.. But I’d have to ask and that’s super awkward.
I get jealous when I see a guy talking to attractive women, being more talkative than I. I’m so shy, I feel excluded and ignored. I’m not necessarily talking a flirting, just friendly talk is also what I mean. I wish I were funny around attractive females.
I’ve learned more from Google than I ever did from school.
I have done nothing but ruin the lives of the people around me by both actions and inactions. I will never find happiness and no one other than my misguided parents will love me. I have no purpose in this life but to fail at everything I attempt and take...
The colors red, white and blue represent freedom. Until they’re flashing behind you.
Often times while having s** with my wife, I fantasize about my ex mother in law.
I’m 23 years old. I’m a virgin. This could be for 2 reasons. 1) I have psychological scars due to being molested as a child. By more than one person. Across a span of time. There were 3 guys, different times, different places, different degrees. I was almost raped...
A woman willing to fight with you has passion and and only a fool would refuse to channel that passion into the bedroom.
i hate the amish. my mother grew up in an area heavily populated with them, and i heard nothing but good things about them my entire life. but upon my own observation i have determined they are full on retarded inbreds with no sense or brains at all. they are...
When I’m at home while my wife is at work, I like to wear her clothes. I’m not sure why I wear her clothes. I know there’s nothing s***** to it. My wife doesn’t know I do this and I’m afraid she’ll find out and think I’m a freak.
When I was younger my mother made me join girl scouts. I hated it.
My little fat old troll looking male boss shits all over the seat on the women’s toilet and expects me to clean it up since his wife and I are the only women here. I don’t even know how the f*** he gets s*** all over the seat, but if...
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I am happily in love and scared too cos good things never happen to me i never get happiness without paying a heavy price for it,am just so scared of losing this happiness,so scared of losing him
I’m so sick of people thinking it’s okay to cheat because “everyone does it”. F****** no. Not everyone does it. You’re just saying that to make yourself feel less guilty.
I think dreadlocks look better on white people.
I am divorced and I wish my step daughter wasnt my step daughter in a way she isnt any more but its she is really. I say this not because she is bad or I don like her, but on the contrary I think she is beautiful and s*** in...
Being attractive wouldn’t fix all my problems, but they’d make them a hell of a lot easier to deal with.
I fooled around with my younger brother’s 2 friends. Theyre almost 15 but Im 20. It was actually really fun and I liked it as much as they did lol. It was building for about a week with me flirting and them basically worshipping me =D So anyway I needed...
Attitude makes so much more of a difference than people think. A girl who is chubby and wears make up, does her hair and is chatty and outgoing is way more attractive than a slim girl who doesn’t do anything with her hair and who never makes an effort socially....
I feel guilty about having s** with other men the night before my wedding. I had already had a party the week before with friends. I just wanted a last party by myself. I just wanted to go to a club by myself one last time. I intended to flirt...
I told Angie to meet me at my dad’s house in an hour. I got delayed and I was maybe an hour late. I came in to the sound of Angie (I know that sound all to well) having s**. I just sat on the sofa and waited. It sounded...
I don’t want my boyfriend to lick my p****. My bestfriend does it so much better. He shouldn’t even bother. He should just f*** me, rather than try to please me by licking me. Another girl does it better than a guy. I cant tell him because all this because...
I wish it wasn’t a big deal if a girl has more than one guy at a time. Why do I say that you may ask. Because;
1. When I s*** my boyfriends d*** and he cums in my mouth (which is very cool) maybe I wanna have more fun,...
I have a problem, i fucked up many aspect of my life battling substance abuse, but i overcame it and now i feel like that hole of pain is reopening, i had my year 12 formal on the other night and instead of going back to a hotel with everyone...
Every one of your boyfriends have been s***, yes. My first and last boyfriend was great, yes. So I can’t say anything about him because you’ve had s*** experiences? I’m sorry! I didn’t realise that I wasn’t allowed to be happy if you weren’t. And s***, sorry. I kind of...
I’m sorry that the guy you lost your virginity to is in love with me. I’m sorry that I made it clear that I didn’t reciprocate the feelings and you were a rebound. I’m sorry that you didn’t listen when we all warned you. I’m sorry that you went in...
“Most days I wish I never met you because then I could sleep at night and I wouldn’t have to walk around with the knowledge that there was someone like you out there.”