hes got more s**** than a hotel hand towel
Wayne from Letterkenny
Once again Julie Martz likes to copy and paste her pathetic lies. oh, by the way Sheetz is no longer on Washington St in Hagerstown. Julie Grow Up and act like an adult not a child. julie martz McConnellsburg/knobsville Pennsylvania needs to grow up! she cheated on her husband so much and had trucker babies. some of the kids are not her husbands.
My life would be so much easier if my teacher didn’t look like Chris Evans holy s***
I sent my little sister pic to an adult site and older men jacked off to her pic.
My sister and I made/out together this weekend. It was better than when we were children. It was as if we were not sisters but e***** lovers. I was amazing how we made each other feel. But we have to keep it a secret and not let anyone know. She...
why do fat bus drivers insist on forcing customers to look at their kids babys and push their attitude around in the bus as if it is their bus? why can’t they just leave us alone and just drive and shut the f*** up. we don’t really want to know...
The man who is in Dallas, infected with Ebola risked lives by lying on his health forms. I say let him die, cremate him and send his ashes back to his relatives in Africa.
sneaky cheeky ?rich? little Asian provcator taxi pick up tourist in home town wants start a shove, ready steady and go and indain taxi picks up non-foreigner verballed for speaking local dialect at airport arrival before take off.
don’t you know there are nicer people around to know then you?
I’ve been in chronic pain for 11 months now. Everyone keeps asking how it is. “How are you doing today?” “Are you feeling better yet?” “Are you sure it’s not just your period?” No, it’s not my f****** period. Shut up. Please. Just,...
Breaking the soul-crushing on/off cycle. It is my cycle as much as it is his, because I let it happen, like an addiction. Someone who actually loved me would never treat me the way he has. He is looking for fans. A constant stream of ego boosts. And I deserve...
I totally won a bet with my friends. Ths is the second week I did not wear p****** to school and with a skirt. Yesterday the last of my friends stopped and wore p******. Yes I am the winner, but the big secret it that I love it and have...
After having the worst 36 hours of my life, I just want to say that I am blessed to have people who care about me. My mother got up in the middle of the night to drive 40 miles to pick me up in one of the most dangerous neighborhoods...
I love it every time my personal trainers touch me. I know I shouldnt feel that way but I do. I am a 40 year old house wife, and should know better. But I love it. They touch my a**, my tummy, my legs and this morning one ouch my...
I have been looking for a job since I moved here and started college. I finally found a job. I am now an official dancer at an adult nightclub. I like this job. I feel s***. I make more money than any of the girls my age does. My manager...
I have never told anyone this but I need to get it out. I was in a mentally abusive relationship and after I had my 3 sons I got pregnant a few more times and I just could bring anymore children into this situation so I made myself have miscarriages....
When my husband and i are having i**********, i gag when he has his o***** only when he is on top. Why does that happen? I hope its just that we both get too worked up and that thirsty but i don’t know for sure nor am comfortable in asking...
It’s a real-life story which will break you apart, so don’t read if you don’t have a heart of Iron Man.
My friend lost her virginity, and I’m still virgin. It’s just heart breaking :'(
She lost it before I did…It’s not fair.. Nice guys finish last…
My family immigrated to Canada from Italy just months before I was born. So, to be clear, my life wasn’t sunshine and lollipops. We were extremely poor. We often relied on food banks for meals and the church for clothing. This changed for me when I was 18 years old...
i am feeling depressed more and more these days i don’t like the way i look i hate my body and i hate people’s harsh words , there comes times when i think of these really dark ideas that are increasing more and more i am really fed up with...
I haven’t heard from my boyfriend in over a week. He won’t respond to my calls or texts, yet has been posting to Facebook. So his phone and fingers aren’t f****** broken. I’ve put a lot into this relationship and feel I’m getting nothing back. Right now I want to...
I am 24 yrs old, unemployed for 6 months, with 35k USD loan, and also I am a closeted gay living in a homophobic country. I feel right now that my life has come to standstill and I feel like dying.
All I want is a chance to prove myself....
She was jealous of me in high school because I was named Editor in Chief of the school paper, and because my poem was chosen for Senior Poem at graduation. I was an unpopular geeky loser with no friends, so these accomplishments were huge to me. She was valedictorian but...
I love when I need some emotional strength for a change, and no one is there for me.
/sarcasm to hide the hurt
i’ve got nowhere else to go
We were four friends, 2 boys and two girls. We were so close that we shared everything with each other. But I don’t know what happened to my mind that I decided to spread a rumor about one female friend of us, and that rumor was that she had physical...
Two days ago I lost my virginity to a friend who’s got a girlfriend. I knew about her, but didn’t really care because I’d liked this guy for quite some time. My brain keeps telling me that I should care about the fact that he isn’t single, but I know...
I should’ve meet you at that bar on your birthday, I should’ve never let you go so easily.
When visiting my girlfriends parents house over the weekend they had me sleeping on the couch and her sleeping in her sisters room. Her sister went over to a friends house so my girlfriend and I watched a movie in her room on her bed. It didn’t take long until...
i always smell and lick my gf’s sisters clothes. Her bedroom is in the basement beside the bathroom so when she is not there I say I’m going to the washroom sneak into her room and just smell lick and c** on everything. I c** in her tooth paste soap...
I wish things were different, wish I was free to just love her without restrictions. Wish that my wife would just give me the damn divorce instead of having to play “all is good” in company! I think that ‘she’ is my soulmate, no I know that, love can only...
My heart is screaming.
In every single relationship I have ever been, I have been able to convince the woman to have s** with other guys either while I watch, when I am not around and then have her tell me about it, or while I join in. I love to see her get...
I gave oral s** to the man that fixed my car today.
My husband does not support me on my decision to punish our son for m***********. I am so tired of picking up crusty socks and towels from his room. My husband says to just leave them there and eventually he would pick them up and put them in the laundry....
Of the girls at my school, 30 percent of them won’t look at me, another 20 won’t talk to me, and another 30 treat me like I am a nobody. The other 50 percent are sluts and I am not interested in them. What happened to nice girls who can...
I don’t like this.
I wish I could s*** and ejaculate and the precise same moment. I doubt its physically possible but the ecstasy of feces passing through the sphincter as s**** ejects from my c*** would make me quiver.
I thought about having surgery to look like a b list celebrity I know my crush likes and is really attracted to. More than anything I would love for him to think I’m pretty2011
I steal things and I just found out my little brother does too.
My husband says he’ll leave me if I do drugs. Every time he goes on a business trip, I buy a bag of weed and smoke that s*** like it’s going extinct. I’ve been doing it for four years and he’s never figured it out.
People writing small p*** fantasies like they’re poetry… Wut.