When Harry was in prison. I went with some coworkers for a birthday party at a local restaurant. One to many beers later. Feeling along and wanted some excitement. I hooked up with one of their customers. I didn’t take him home he didn’t take me home. We done the deed on an air mattress in the back of his Ford explorer. Hey I’m 42 and not 17. I will say this guy had a very nice Bratwurst. That completely overfilled Harry’s under used playground equipment. The event ended somewhere around 2 am with a knock on the back window. When one of my besties was wanting to leave because she was driving. I then kissed his Bratwurst goodnight.
Been a dry spell my friends. Haven’t had my backvagina blown out in months. Sad.
Corvallus
I have been hurt so many times that I now often find myself on the other end to protect myself. I don’t like where I am headed. I need to stop this pattern. It makes me feel like s***.
I fucked Kate Upton when we were both in high school. I don’t care if no one believes me. It happened.
And she was NOT the best p**** I’ve ever had. Not bad though.
I am the only one in the family who saw the extent of his drug use.
I’ve never been a relationship. ever. and I’m 22 years old. I’ve gotten so many opportunities to be in one many times over. But I was too blind to see when a girl had feelings for me. By the time my romantic feelings grow for them, I’m too late either...
No, I do not see us in the future. I cannot live like this, you are crippling me, emotionally and mentally. You tell me that you love me but when I open up, you shutdown. I am always here for you but I cannot be led on, I am sorry,...
I dance ,strip, grind, and more. I wish I couldd tell my family and my boyfriend back home what I have been doing to pay for my extra stuff at college. I confess that I love it.
I think Seung-Hui Cho is physically attractive…is he a horrible person whose suicide made the world a better place after what he did? Absolutely. But GOD, he was so hot with a shaved head. If he wasn’t dead/batshit insane and narcissistic, I would totally bang him.
I am working on an intense legal question in a team of five. Everyone else is so intelligent and dedicated and I am just sitting here playing on the internet. My insecurities are such that I’m self-sabotaging and doing aboslutely f****** nothing. And tonight I’ll have to go home to...
Guy bought two 6 packs of Bud Platinum for his date. He recently divorced. Good ‘ol country boy. Mid forties. I shook my head at him as I helped him locate the desired beverage. What I wanted to say- Never trade beer for p****. Ever. That kind of p**** usually...
Even after 6 years I still miss my ex.. I can go without remembering her face now, but She made me so happy and now I still feel broken inside. I feel like there’s a big empty hole in my chest and it never fills back up….I want to move...
Today you kept looking at me, you did good today. I saw you in the crowd when I had to perform, you smiled at me. I screwed up though, and you walked out. I don’t think you understand it hurt when you did.
Afterwards you still kept looking...
I hate my abusive husband, and I will be thrilled when I have the money to break free of him.
I need your opinion / theories in the following: Why would my 40 year old single mother have a pack of pregnancy test in her drawer?
Every time I think i’m getting over you, something reminds me of you and it feels like you’re physically holding onto my heart and attempting to extract it from my ribcage.
You’re a terrible surgeon honey.
Tonight I’m going to be drinking with all my friends. I’m gonna hang out with a bunch of guys that probably will wanna hook up with me. And the entire time I’m going to be downing drink after drink, hoping it’ll be enough to get over you....
I tried everything I possibly could, not to f*** things up with you. But somehow I still managed to do it, and I don’t even know how I did it. I’m sorry I’m a failure. I’m sorry I’m not good enough for you. I’m sorry I...
I get made fun of for loving my family and my dogs. By my family, daily, I’m told I make out with the dogs, crush my parents (with hugs or sitting in their laps , and my sisters kisses are treasures because she rarely gives them out, and I give...
I read through our old conversations today. My god I f****** miss you.
Before I met you I was broken, with scar beds deep as rivers adorning my veins. You didn’t see those scars, and I doubt you knew about them. But you planted seeds of hope, love and happiness in the beds of my wrists. And with every word...
I have severely fucked up my life. I started college my freshman year of college in the fall and went absolutely insane. I started off the semester as a virgin and I’ve now slept with 13 guys. I have had foursomes and threesomes and have had people watch as I’ve...
I am going to tell you, I am. Maybe things will work out between us. Honestly, I am nervous regardless of what we have expressed.
I felt my uncle’s hard on when he hugged me. I admit I hugged him a lot after that. I am a happy but sneaky girl.
I’m, bipolar, Dyslexic, and I am a procrastinator. But no one knows because I won’t tell them. Last time I tried my mother yelled at me, so I won’t show my true emotions, and try to over come all of these. Weird things happen to me on a daily basses...
I’m 13 and jealous of my 24 year old sister who’s getting married because I want to throw a wedding.
I’m a very shy and introverted guy. Recently, I’ve met a Mistress who seems willing and patient enough to explore a submissive relationship with me. Through control, pain and humiliation, I hope we might discover deep passions and pleasure while she teachs me. She has asked me to post this...
He doesn’t even want to know me. I should have known, but now I’m trapped.
When we were in the cafe and we were making casual eye contact I felt as though you were violating me, and I loved it.
I was going to vent on here about you but I realized that I cannot because I love you, I really do.
I want to have a gay g******** with Rupert the bear Winnie the Poo and Paddington bear, He-aaw Badger and Mr Brown can go f*** themselves they aint getting my bit of tail.
If you reject me, I think I would kill myself.
I’m a late teens virgin catholic girl and I’ve tried m*********** but I’ve never managed to o*****. I haven’t spent a lot of time trying. I usually chicken out of finishing. Is there something wrong with a girl who can’t satisfy herself. Is it easier to be pleasured by another...
Some local losers got it into their heads my wife and I as newbies were a joke, I dropped a hint about the last place we lived in for 8 years. Not a joke, s*** that went on there you couldn’t make up. It was a real f***** dump with...
i’m homicidal and suicidal. i go to school in Prince George, British Columbia, and I’m extremely introverted. I can’t bring myself to get to know people, because people here make me want to go out and shoot someone in the head. They’re not bad people, I am. I can’t help...
I’m in love with my bestfriend and roommate! Actually we are dating! 🙂 I’m writting today to share you my thoughts and promise one thing to myself and to her, the woman of my life, and the one who I wanna share my life with: I PROMISE to make you,...
ever since school never told anyone I know I’m born from a mixed race and religion family. To make things worse marriage from a muslim mother and christian father without one of them change their religion is illegal in this bigot of a country, my parents never want to tell...
I like to drup hot chocolate sauce on my n****** and have midgets lick it off while having an ice cube and piece off uncooked corn put up my a**
I’m in love with my best friend
I was really f****** drunk and hooked up with this girl who I’ve been friends with forever. she has huge b**** and I’ve always thought about hooking up with her hypothetically. she was also way too drunk. I wouldn’t date her or anything, but hooking up was fun and I...
I never though I’d feel so confused and unbelonging because I’m born of mixed race. I’m half Finnish, half Mayan Mexican. I love who I am, but sometimes I do feel like I don’t belong anywhere in particular really.. No home country. Just half of a home country, so no...