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“it will be fun?” thats what you said about the green lantern movie and you were 114 minutes of wrong.

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she was listening through the door, she wants me

-sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory

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Haha!

Why is that? Why would that be a necessity? Because I’m difficult to manipulate? Because that would level out the “playing field” for you because you can’t win otherwise? Why don’t you come here and instill fear in me? I’ll tell you why, it’s because you are afraid to....

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You may be dealing the cards but how big is your p****? It’s something that needs to be considered

For reference, it should at least be the equivalent of everything you use to over compensate, like the fact that you decide you’re dealing…. or a real man will rightfully...

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Yet instead of fixing it you lighting rode people who just don’t care. Elaborate on reasonable excuses to justify yourself?

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re: g******… I think it’s better for the d*** guy

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Does g****** feel good? Is it better to be the d*** guy or the a** guy?

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My neighbor was smoking behind my little rental house that was next to hers and I took her picture. She was little miss perfect who talked down to every body except her parents. Cassandra was 14, not to pretty with an average slim build. She became freaked out and crying,...

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I was almost 12, my sister almost 11 when mom came in to check on us in the tub. A garden tub in her bathroom. My sister Sharon was playing with my little b**** as I stood there. We were giggling and having a good time. Nothing s*****. We had...

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Stop calling me honey.

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I hate living with retarded siblings. Like they actually have autism. I resent them every day for being dumb motherfuckers who have to make everything f****** difficult. Everybody else gets to live normal lives but I have to spend mine with a bunch of retards who ruin everything. I barely...

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I’m the custodian at Cleo’s, you can call me Big Game James. I arrived at 6AM like usual and began cleaning up. I like Cleo’s because although blacks don’t tip or give bonuses I often find money, drugs and gaudy jewelry that they accidentally dropped.

As I walked over...

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And kind of a pain. A friend of mine. Laura, was having friends Vicki and Cheryl for a sleepover. We are all 16. I was invited to dinner by Laura’s mom Caitlyn that Wednesday so it was Laura’s dad Paul and I alone with all these attractive, estrogen and hormone...

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Walking to any of my neighbors houses wasn’t like walking next door. Even taking various shortcuts it was a good 5 or 6 minute hike to my closest ones. They were the daughter and grand-daughter of the previous owners, who had been very good friends of mine for years. I...

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My wife’s best friend’s 15 yr old daughter has a huge crush on me. It started a while back when she got my number somehow, and now she keeps randomly texting me all the time. And then last night out of the blue, she sends me several pictures of her...

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I don’t know why you even hate china dumbass. You’re own government is the one stepping on you’re neck. Donny Boy took that yen just put an egg roll in you’re mouth it’s orange like you love it.

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So where I live, there used to be this little family-owned deli right across the street from the local high school. The place was almost always crowded, especially on weekday afternoons right after school ended for the day. It had been there for around 30 years by the late 90s....

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#Nuke_China #Kill_Yourself_Lunatic_Chinese_Ugly_Schizophrenic_Zipperhead_Sicko_Incel_Sliteyed_Shitface_Retard #Boycott_China_Worldwide
#Fuck_You_China_For_All_The_Trashy_Shit_You_Made_Including_The_Chinese #Glad_Chinese_Are_Dropping_Dead #Thankful_To_Karma_For_Agonizing_And_Killing_The_Chinese #The_World_Needs_A_Deadly_Virus_That_Only_Affects_The_Chinese #Source_Of_Mental_Diseases_And_Pandemics_And_Ugliest_Humanoid_Vermins_=_China #Suicide_Chinese_Animalabusing_Terrorist_Ugly_Retarded_Yellow_Disgusting_Pathetic_Commie_Miserable_Mentally_Disabled_Dogeating_Cateating_Bateating_Scums
#Chinese_Are_Bitter_Ugly_Triggered_Retarded_Inferior_Parasitic_Nodicks LOL

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What about Trump sick with covid-19 stealing people’s steroids they’d use to help you breathe.

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Then why aren’t other countries who didn’t have Trump as president not back to normal now s*** for brains zombie brainwashed by your TV? S*** 1000 c**** you mouthwhore idiot!

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How about you just shut the f*** up and let the billionaire’s kill the middle faster while you eat bull s*** day and night.

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Corvallus is at CLEOS tonight for Throat Thruster Thursdays I bet, that’s why it’s so quiet around here.

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Shut yo weak a** up. Us black can do whatever tf we want. Mad? Blame whites. Worst thing they ever did was enslave black and then let them off the lease. Lmao. Got to be dumb mf to let someone you’ve mistreated for centuries off the leash. The forefathers had...

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Supermarket farters are also banned from this website as is anyone whose name is an acronym consisting of the same letters or anyone whose name ends with -ian.

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Also you can’t ever give up certain things once they’re in so in a case such as this, I usually resign. To go that route is better than being the person who has to live with the baggage, which never gets let go of. It’s easy to say, but what...

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I’m sorry but if I was in the supermarket and some cheap n***** crop-dusted me I’d be liable to split his nuts from his head to the back of his a**. 50 years ago we’d have you upside down with a f****** fork up your a**!

–Michael Richards

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It’s not that your girlfriend can flirt with girls better, even though she can, but we live in a time where men are not respected by women. Women generally don’t like men.

For example, you say to a woman who you know, like, are friends with “You look nice...

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Feminism and this generation, 25 and below changed the dynamics.

You shouldn’t need to even ask that, it’s common knowledge. The minority ruined it for everyone, probably permanently.

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At the house we told our moms some stories about the creek and crawdads and some other mild b******* so they would think we had been innocently having fun. They were almost glued to the computer looking at real estate listings. My Aunt was thinking of moving back to the...

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