I ate an entire paper plate.

I kind of hope SOPA is true so you’ll lose all of your stuff.

I’m not asking you s***. I think you’re a stuck up b**** and I wonder why you follow me on tumblr if you don’t even f****** talk to me or answer my things. B****.

I was sent to the principal’s office today to collect my grades for a state test I took a while back. Him moaning behind the door is a sound I’ll never forget. Guess who didn’t bother getting the scores.

My hormones must be going crazy or something I’m h**** all f****** day long! It’s starting to get annoying and it’s not like I’m a chronic masturbator ew and I’d like to keep my virginity thank you very much. Around/during my period fine, lots of girls get an “itch” down...

My girlfriend wanted to save s** for marriage. After six years of dating, we were married. On the wedding night, when we were in bed and she saw my p**** (2 inches), she laughed so hard she peed the bed and called her mother to stay at her house for...

Is there anybody here that would like a b******? I love to give head, I fantasize about it all of the time. it turns me on so much. And I swallow, I love swallowing.

i pooped loudly

People here need Jesus.

I’m done arguing. I’m done with the yelling and screaming. I’m tired of your depressing emo girl act even if you think that’s who you really are. It’s time for change, for you and for me. I want to be a good boyfriend but you make it really hard. I...

F*** me! F*** my life! F*** everything!

Almost kissed my grandmother on the lips, almost as awkward as actually doing it.

Sometimes I feel a bit unbalanced and off-center after I poop. It’s unnerving.

I used to laugh at the sight of people dieing or being afraid of death. I ‘d get off watching people suffer and being tortured beheaded, skinned alive etc. I liked the gory gruesome stuff, in fact I wanted to do this to others very badly. I’m just not a...

I really like this guy in my school. I don’t usually have a crush in anyone, but when I do, I don’t seem to stop crushing on them until forever has come to an end. I’m not sure if he likes me back, I always know he won’t, but sometimes...

i cannot concentrate on my work, I had no feelings of love for someone i never liked that girl but continuous invasion of her in my thoughts had made me to think of her. but seriously i don’t like her. how to get cured for it and continuous teasing from...

I cheated on two girls in my life by ditching them saying the fault was on them when it was really on me. I really feel guilty about this. I just want to redeem myself from those sins that I have made.

I accidentally turned out to be a racist by teasing my friend as an African, when there was an African sitting in the same class with us.

I am not sure that I’ll pass my first year in MBA. As a result of that, a lot of my father’s money will go waste and I do not have the heart to tell him this truth. Guide me how should I unveil the truth to him?

i hate The Titanic movie

I think I might have asperger syndrome
I have some of the symptoms and it runs in the family.
I’m not even sure if what I say or do is normal anymore.
And it scares me.

Reducing your OxyContin fueled hit and run with your children in the car to “my car accident for which I’ve paid my debts” is unfair and you know it. You should be in jail for a lifetime since that’s what you took from that woman. The idea that ANY judge...

I have a child. At 15 yes, I know it’s bad. I’m guessing my English knowledge shows off that I’m young and certainly stupid.
I gave my child for adoption because my parents wanted no part in it, I guess I am cowardly to not stand by her side.

i always dream my dad squeezing and sucking my breasts. it’s so bad but i dont know. i see this dream more often and it is so disturbing. i do have a huge breast. now everytime i see him my nip perks up and become so hard. one day when...

i always dream my dad squeezing and sucking my breasts. it’s so bad but i dont know. i see this dream more often and it is so disturbing. i do have a huge breast. now everytime i see him my nip perks up and become so hard. one day when...

“Four walls.

No window, no door. Just four walls.

Four walls around me, four walls surround me, accompany me, watch me.

Four walls.

Four walls to keep them out, four walls to keep me in.

Keep me safe and sane. Sane and safe.

Safe from them and them from me.

I hate most people. Even the ones who confess on here. I hope we get nuked and go to war so I can start accidentally shooting friendlies. Not really but it would be nice.

ugh i am so mad… i had plans for tonight. i was gonna try to get things rolling and get him interested in a part 3 to our “nightly adventures” but noooo. The other roommates decided to stay awake later than usual tonight and he has to work tomorrow. He’s...

paper’s due
gotta write
think i’ll just stay up all night

i always think i’ll get ahead
and end up working when everyone’s in bed

stupid brain
full of anxiety
can’t treat work with too much piety

write write write

i always have this fantacy. someone pushing me over to the wall holding my hands strongly to it and kissing me passionately. and me resisting it trying to push him away but then i start loving it. and then we kiss passionately for a long time. god i hope it...

It’s annoying me how much my friend is talking about this cute guy who always acts nice to her. It’s just not fair! She’s engaged to someone else! What am I, chopped liver? I just am a bit jealous that she’s getting more attention than I do. I guess you...

I got a ball in my chest

i f****** hate immature idiotic teachers! b****** grow up! writing continuation of an answer at the last doesn’t mean that i’ve copied it.
i thought i’d never get to write the answer for it but then i got some idea and there was no space. so i thought of...

I am 35 year old mother of one. Today i masturbated and feeling guilty after that. God forgive me for my sin.

I was nearly blackmailed not too long ago. I did something absolutely stupid. I stumbled upon a girl who wanted to m********* together via Skype. So we started our video chat when she suddenly started playing back the video of me. She forced me to pay her money or else...

I can’t help but feel my wife of 5 years is a loser and kind of dumb. She doesn’t know what she wants to do with her life, is in her mid twenties and didn’t even attempt college. She works an entry level job and does nothing really other than...

a guy recently professed his love to me in a dramatic a** long letter. i have never had any feelings for him, don’t really talk to him, have not seen him in 5 years and yet he is so deluded that he thinks i am in love with him and...

Sometimes I pretend that I am a bird & I really get into it.

I talk behind every body back i feel guilty of thati confess im try not too lord !!#

I lied to many times about when i first had s**