In elementary school we used to write βοΈ about “snakes and garlic” My English teacher called me “Straight retarded”.
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Thank you Alise for a wonderful weekend of being together. Skinny dipping, morning wood followed be lovely love making and enormous or gasms. Thank you baby, π.
My mom is having an affair with a married man. My father died 3 years ago, so while I’m glad she is moving on I can’t get over the fact that he’s married. He was my dad’s best friend so she’s known him since they were all in high school....
Last November, we completed our second Frozen Embryo Transfer, transferring three frozen embryos to my uterus. We were initially successful with twins. But then we lost one twin. Still, we had one viable embryo. Until week 12 when an ultrasound revealed there were problems that the doctor couldn’t explain. I...
I got angry at first, but then I realized he’s just a lame idiot who has nothing better to do with his time than troll the internet looking to start fights with random people. I guess he gets some kind of sick, immature pleasure from knowing he’s offended or hurt...
I’ve had suicidal thoughts….a lot of them…ever since the 6th grade I just don’t find whats so important about me that I need to stay. I feel like I always get in the way of everyone and everything. If I was gone, wouldn’t it be better? My friends only pretend...
I hate very, very many people because they hate me first. There’s no reason for me to continue my life, but if I don’t, then they win. You have no idea what that’s like. Your b******* problems pale in comparison.
I invited someone over knowing we were romantically interested in one another even though I have a boyfriend. He got over here and started touching me, and I told him no. he kissed me and started doing it again and I pushed his hand away. He took out his p****...
The day he wants to hold me will be the day I’d be happiest. Too bad I know it’ll never happen.
I care about my appearance not for vanities sake but it is so very true what they say about first impressions. When my teenage boys leave the house they look like bums for the most part and they don’t seem to care one way or the other.
I have...
hate your worthless, lazy, pathetic gamer a**. You think your marriage and career are βa drag, manβ and want to throw it all away so you can be free to play video games all day and night. Your 45 year old unemployed bald loser a** and your futon in...
I hate when the coke runs out. Your d*** is chafed from jerking off so much and won’t even stand up anymore without coke. I might have a problem, today was payday and paid the rent and had about 20 bucks left and my daughter needed diapers but instead...
My boyfriend and I have been broken up for almost three months. His parents did not like me because I struggle with anxiety, and they encouraged him to break up with me- they s***. got on an anxiety pill, which he knew I was doing, and im nearly free of...
I am so tired of being the broke friend. Literally ALL of my friends have loads of money & go places & have fun and I just have to sit in the house & do nothing. I’ve tried sooo hard to find a job, online, in person, & via phone...
I think i’m lusting after my van driver. He’s 9 years older than me, and i can’t seem to get over how s*** he is. It’s wrong, i know, but he makes me feel brave and beautiful. Sometimes i think those brown eyes can get me to do whatever he...
I like him. so much. but i know it’s terribly wrong to feel this way for him. He’s 9 years older, has a girlfriend and is not of my religion. There’s no way we could EVER be together, but i think i might love him. He’s just SO insanely beautiful....
I am 20 in matric finaly & there is this boy, 17 but he looks older. Because he looks older, I fantasise of having s** with him. Take advantage of him & let him ride me bit. Teach him, how to do it!! I know It is wrong &...
I love Max so much. He is so hot and muscular and his arms are perfection. I love running my fingers through his hair and he is so kind and funny! I want him to father my children
My *boyfriend* has been ignoring me for a week now without any explanation.. but that’s okay, any more b******* and his d*** pics might just end up viral. <3
putting me through hell for no reason wont make me like you freaks!
this guy said he was going to put me through hell for rejecting him. but i don’t even know who he is, ok… ken said he would not be able to have a long term relationship...
Oh so, you will find something for me then, won’t you! I’m not bothering you am ? cuz I need this placement soon, and, this should be on time. you will help me then, thankyou.
My cousin is staying with my family in our second house in Europe for the summer. When I see my older cousin smoking I take her cigs and burn myself on the wrist. I already had to watch someone slowly die of cancer everyday for three months. I cannot stand...
Unless they are widows, I have zero sympathy for single mothers. In fact, I kind of laugh at them. All the time you were f****** that jerk who left you, there was probably a guy who would have treated you like a queen. But you ignored that guy because he...
I miss you. I’d give anything to hear your voice. I’d give anything to have you tell me you love me. But I’m not coming back.
If by ‘a wonderful dad’ you mean, he spoils them excessively, never disciplines them, doesn’t teach them how to be thankful or grateful, and expects everyone else to bend over backwards to accommodate their misbehavior instead of telling them ‘No’. Yeah, great dad, preparing them to be the next generation...
I’m sorry, but I have to get this off my chest.
I’m crushing on you something fierce.
I’m not sure what about you drew my attentions. I’ll be honest, you’re not the type of girl I am typically attracted to. But there is just something about you. Whether...
I’m in the military on a holding troop far away from my girlfriend and since I’m in my training year I barely ever see her.I went out last night with my comrads, started dancing with her and we ended up french kissing so hard. I was drunk too.today, I feel...
I feel like I wish I grew up in the ghetto, with the struggle, I don’t like having life handed to me on a plate
I had s** with a guy younger than me! Im 15 hes 14 and he just basically raped me because he said i had too well he tore off my close then fingered me then made me give him a b****** and he fucked me d********** and he made me...
I have a boyfriend and we have a kid together. I live a pretty typical life of a SAHM…but once a week I go out, alone. And until this week I’ve never done anything questionable, I always tell guys that talk to me I have a boyfriend, and they are...
I’m a closet y*** fan.
School, to hell with you.
I freelance for a prestigious photography studio, making wedding albums. The bride chooses the pictures she wants and the studio sends this info on to me. I can tell a lot about these brides just by the pictures they choose.
Some brides want to remember their special day as...
im not a lesbian but straight, but sometimes i really wish i could just go crazy and f*** a girl. im not s******* attracted to women. i would love to finger her, and eat her out, lick her n****** and let her do those things to me. but im sure...
There is a EGD teacher @ school, he is started teaching me last year. He is a bit boring but cute, to me he is what he is. I have small crunch on him. I stop myself from falling in love. He is older than me by couple of years....
had s** with 7 guys at once. felt AMAZING. but everyone thinks im such a good girl, no one has a clue about the beast within. only 17. π
i’ve been cheating on my boyfreind of 3 years with his sister. im bisexual and i feel so guilty. he has no clue and this cant go on any longer
i want b****** s**. i like to be slapped, chocked, whipped, hit and called various bad names during s**. it turns me on soooo much. but im scared to tell him in case he thinks im crazy π
Anyone else getting royally sick of the “zany white girl” stereotype that’s all over commercials and tv shows these days? I think Flo from Progressive started the trend but now this character is freaking EVERYWHERE. She’s white, she’s slightly zany and silly enough that people are supposed to view her...
i am still a virgin
9722179826 harass me π
I feel depressed