I found out if you act like a d*** in front of a leo you will win heart, I don’t want to be a d***.

So one time this guy from pour church came over to our house. Me him and my brother all went upstairs to my brother’s room and when we got up there according to them it was my idea to get naked…so we all got naked and went up on the...

I like to t******* own pre-c**.

I like to eat bananas, then use the banana peel as a m*********** sleeve to simulate a v*****. It feels very good and I hate myself for it.

I’m gay. My boyfriend and I love oral s**, a*** s**, and I love furry p***.

i went to summer camp when i was 12 and then when i was 13 i decided to make an online dating profile and i met this guy and we were flirting and whatnot then we found out he was my camp counselor

I shaved my c*** to see if I could fit into smaller size c*** cage, nope still need the same size, I don’t like my c*** cage , it doesn’t fit my d***, must have been made for someone with an thin d***, I thought my d*** was thin but...

Today while my gf was at work I fucked another chick and then fucked my gf when she got home and she has no idea.

Best part is I didn’t use a rubber with either one hahahaha life is good!!!!! I love sluts

We punched a security guard, messed up his office, ran around a Chinese student accomodation, went inside a dorm room, helped ourselves to beer, ran around drinking it, hid under some stairs, heard security run past a few times, we barely contained our excitement, threw limes at policemen, kicked a...

I didn’t paint over the glow in the dark paint in my last apartment. enjoy the little messages and planets in your living room new people.

Im 25 and Ive had s** with so many girls I lost count. It has to be over 150 at least.
Just wanted to brag a little bit. 🙂

this morning I woke up because of a loud bang on my window. I figured a bird flew into it and nocked itself out or something. so I get up and put on my s*** only to find there are maggots dropping out of it. I wore that f****** shirt...

my friend calls herself littlemissperfect but she is anything but little miss perfect, that like giving myself the nickname of zeus, bronze god and it not sticking. anywho this post isn’t about her, this is about the little miss perfects of the world, you know the ones that don’t even...

I helped a woman with a place to live, because I felt bad for her… She turned out to be a real bi@#h, and it took forever to get her out… I found out she was a deep sleeper, so I took my frustrations out by using her hand to...

I had s** with a p*** star before she was famous. Go me.

Last night, I did something highly illegal…but I don’t regret it one bit because it was one of the most pleasurable experiences of my entire life. 🙂

I have crazy thoughts lord forgive my thinking

A woman i work with looks at my crotch when she talks to me. I dont have an erection or anything but she keeps doing it.

I love to pee in random places outside! ^.^
Idk, it’s something about the feeling of freedom to do it.

I just finished crying like a baby I might cry some more, I feels good.

my stepdaughter overheard me talking to my wife about my p**** fetish and now she is leaving her VERY stained ,stinky dirty p****** around, like on the bathroom floor, when she has NEVER done this before. I can’t help myself, i have been sniffing her pretty little pink hole in...

Today I was having a bad day. I was angry. I cursed. Repeatedly. I rarely curse. My friends’ were shocked when they heard it.

Anyways, just a few minutes ago, I walked next door to the gas station to get sodas. Before I was completely out of the apt...

I posted an ad on craigslist about hooking up and having s**, I posted my address and said my door is unlocked, about 2 days later late at night around 10 i was starting to doze off when i heard my front door open and close my bed room light...

Im 14 and i just shoplifted 112 dollars of makeup, nail polish, and toiletries. it was my first time stealing. i stole from shoppers drug mart co op and superstore. my mom was with me at superstore.

I was looking forward to the end of the world honestly, there are a lot of people I would like to see dead.

I am 17 and still a virgin but I have been on omegle chatting with guys and if they’re h**** I send them pictures of my nudes on snapchat and have webcammed with guys and masturbated for them. I’ve been doing this for about 2 years and it’s probably been...

My wife just left the house planning to f*** one of the guys she works with while she is there. I encouraged it, and I cannot wait to see the photos. She is a complete s*** and It is probably my favorite thing about her

I’ve had s** with my wife’s sister 3 times. She’s younger, thinner, and sexier, and I don’t regret it one bit.

Today I masturbated with my roommate’s boxers…no regrets…! : D

I have done a sin, the act of m*********** while watching pornographic material and the naked female body. I feel so guilty and I hope I am not punished, it seems everytime I do it something in my life falls apart 🙁

i had s** with three different men, in two days.

I was sitting talking to Rachel, a girl I’ve always had great chemistry with, on new years eve.
Inoticed her dress was quite tight, I looked her up and down, distracted, and she has amazing legs, hips, body…. So s***.
We left the party for a bit and...

i have a crush on jim carrrey ever since when i was a teenager. now i’m 21 years old and i’m planning writing him a fan letter asking him nicely if he wanna be my suga daddy and attaching a s*** photo of me to make good impression..i’m aware that...

I got really drunk at our friend’s house last night and though I have no memory of saying this, both my husband and friend told me I proposed a three way with them. Immediately after I went to the bathroom, threw up on my shoes and the area rug. I...

so who is going to dominate as leader of the simply confess mas-debating team this year?

happy new years all you d*** heads on here, you are about my only friends I am so pitiful. cheers anyway and hope 2014 is better for everyone!

The other day I was riding around with a friend of mine while my girlfriend was out of town. We were taking a walk down by a creek near my house and she fell in. I picked her up and took her inside. She asked if I could throw her...

The other day I was riding around with a friend of mine while my girlfriend was out of town. We were taking a walk down by a creek near my house and she fell in. I picked her up and took her inside. She asked if I could throw her...

When I was a teenager (legal), I was super in love with my bf at the time.

The a****** cheated on me, repeatedly, and didn’t even care when I confronted him. His response was, “you know I’m a playa.”

So, I decided I would get even.

I fucked my...

sleeping with neighbour’s wife and daughter.