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Miami, Florida, United States (Miami, FL)
| White | 40 | 6′ 2” (188 cm) | 220-229 Lbs (100-103 Kgs) | Average | Green | Dark Brown | Short | Ask Me |
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I was jerking off in the woods by a lake I thought no one else goes to, because I was swimming and got h****. As I’m jerking off a guy jumps in the water across the lake and I heard him splash so I pulled my towel over me. He...

I will…

Farwell…

To Thee….

DRINK THE F****** KOOL AID OR I’LL BLOW YOUR F****** HEAD OFF!!!

S*** my p****** today whilst out shopping with my mum I felt the need to fart ignoring it then I loudly sharted in my white breifs I looked at my mum and said mum I’ve pooped my pants a worker came over to me to ask if I was okay...

Some fool was on that hookup app bragging on his damn backsnatch and saying he has the best back p**** in Miami area.

I told him to come to my damn hotel room so I can take it for a spin and he was a damn liar. It was...

So I’m a strict man with my wife but when she’s away I turn into a femboy who enjoys putting on her undies. Snapchat me it’s kevinj21106

Maybe he was to drunk to see the back packs I glanced and was like little girl’s in my mind but by the time I’d turned my head forward he was yumming.

When my dad said yum yum yum to a group of high-school girls walking to burger King up by Sam’s club I knew he was a p********. Not rapey nonetheless p***.

Your dad all stung out hanging from the garage rafter naked an drunk said I am Fatman an fell knocking him cold.. I dialed 911 and left his phone next to him

Marjorie Taylor Greene got spitroasted by Prestonian & Clark Hallisey behind the Piggly Wiggly in Rome back in 98. Al Goldstein took photos but they were never published. Somewhere, his estate has like four rolls of film of Greene spreading her hairy coochie for the herpes infected dicks of Presto...

do you wanna go for a walk ? I heard a noise in the house not sure it is was you or a ghost?

words to describe squirting I have never heard of any of these before. you learn something new everyday. wow.
gush
sploosh
c******
skeek
cat puke
sploogette
s’wang
g juice
femjac
squontch
hidden
buss it baby
ladyspray
...

A common phrase for s**, specifically homosexual s**.
Boy howdy, those guys met up are already slamming cheeks last night!

or is it

Slapped cheek disease is a viral infection that mainly affects primary-school-aged children. It results from being infected with human parvovirus B19. It causes a bright red...

did you get the free s*** kit test when you turn the big 50 like I did.

for well over a decade now, I go on adult s** confessions a lot during or after m*********** and I love reading s** stories then or writing them. The page is black so that that part of the dark web?

Sounds white As Snow Stupid

I found a profile on ebay that was sure was run by Asian girls selling their dirty p******. They sneaked their email address into their profile page, so I wrote to them. They said they don’t sell dirty p****** but do sell pictures of them in p******, or for more...

I fucked my Vietnamese tenants for rent money.

I’m 21 and I’ve been having s** with my best friend’s mom for the last year or so. She’s divorced and she texts me when he’s at work or in school to come over. He thinks that his mom is just friendly and a little flirty with everyone but I...

I’m obsessed with huge t*** on small women. I went through a phase of only using s** workers with FF+ t***. I aimed for firm but would take any I could get, so long as they weren’t fat. One day whilst at work I stopped off in a rough Pakistani...

I want to slam the hallisonian’s cheeks before I slam your cheeks corvallus!

I don’t know who is on here pretending to be the big bossman but anyone who knows the big bad big d*** daddy knows I ain’t about all this mess on here. Keep my name out yo mouth Corvallus and Robert Hamburger!!

I’m disgusting I last took a shower last midnight but i walked over to Motel 77 got my balls sweaty & made some bugarron lick my balls & drain my JIZZLE JUICE! I gave him two sumptuous loads to his guzzletron, took his drugs and hit it. He was no...

I’d bust a grungy windstorm on your nose if you’d thought it’d be s*** you conservative freak. Conserving yourself for the bed room. How about the red room

Sometimes when I use my d****, I put it in really deep, angle it downwards then slide it to push out farts. Its… Affective.

I’m hungover as s*** today but sure could use those Bufords. You promise u gonna go easy on my cheeks? My hotel is the damn broadmore near da beach. Bring me a few high gravity beers to nurse my damn hangover those pineapple coladas pack a punch!

CHEEK SLAMMING SUNDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here hoping u all find some peace and love this weekend, and maybe a Front or BACKSNATCH or two to fill!

I’m on the hunt for Prestonian’s cacacoochie to BREED, if you have any leads HMU on BBRT

Me and Dora The Explorer are dating and f****** now. Just don’t tell her about Miss Molly Coddle, I’m tryin’ to get a surprise threesom together.

I still love yuri and hans. Yuri Gagarin parade after back from space
68,249 views Apr 13, 2019 Gagarin’s flight was a triumph for the Soviet space program. The announcement on the Soviet radio was made by Yuri Levitan, the same speaker who announced all major events in the...

E and G girls. You live so different. You couldn’t handle a free loving man. It’s a moment a spark. Burn bright burn light. Just live or lie to yourselfs don’t try your fascist love manipulation on me sweet cheeks.E and G girls. You live so different. You couldn’t handle...

I met a man who looked like yuri from russia space project and I knew the nazi who knew hitler and the russians that lived up stairs from them and anyway this guy he looked like harrison ford and yuri and he had really nice teeth. he was from germany...

I was told I could make my own pineapple coladas at my hotel room so I got some mix and rum and I’m having a ball and quite drunk. I ain’t got no damn blender but they taste good. These pineapple coladas make me want to get my cheeks spread...

Watch Goanimate Dora gets grounded and Caillou gets grounded on youtube its funny!

Are YOU Maycho enough to accept the #CORVALLUSCHALLENGE ?

First get your hole GREAZED; then get SLEAZED by doing a booty bump & take 2 deep hits of poppers in each nostril, then get spitroasted by the hairiest jizzlesticks you can find in your front & backsnatch til they both...

Prestonian if you are real, meet me behind La Carreta Now

I wanna spray my JIZZLE JUICE all up in and on Isabella Monir aka Merced who played Dora in live action. She got that tight latin s*****!

Hey, Dora! Can I touch your w****** toddler a**??

i watched p***

My wife’s 17 year old niece is staying with us for the Summer and while I was in our large walk-in bedroom closet putting clothes away, she came in with some girl and they immediately started having s** on our bed. They didn’t know I was in there and I...