waiting for s** until after marriage. Its worth waiting for

how many fuks does it take to get to the center of your shattered Mind or heart? what is your number going to be?

true control? has nothing to do with a fuk. thats nothing. You should know that at your age and experience. Get them to climb into your mind and heart. and climb into theirs. if you have the courage. or guts. Its when you can’t walk away from someone, or they...

true ultimate control over a man? is love. But it stops being a weapon and starts being a blessing if you use it wisely. That my dear is true love and power. 🙂

😀 😛

Bananas and Pickles

Coke Can C*** Cornelius

Metamucil

Ex Lax

Prune Juice

Naked and afraid 😛

Prozac

Yoo Hoo Chocolate drink and Pizza

vodka and orange juice (screwdriver)

Space Invaders

playing Atari and flipping the game (sitting at least 16 hrs)

Watching YouTube Videos (24/7)

tip toe thru the tulips

tootsie roll

Kool and the Gang (Cherish the love)

“raise the roof”

Fleet enema

“Tastes like Chicken” 🙂

Hershey’s Hot Cocoa (with marsshmellows)

McDonalds Diet Coke

raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Pure Energy (whats on your mind)

Aspirin

relish on a hotdog

bread sticks

the ALLIGATOR FUCKHOUSE is OPEN!!! I can even come out there and meet you, park behind La Carreta and message me

Corvallus or always open Allen where you crackers at when a BLACK KING needs his damn salad tossed?!

Ive had a long drive and my rear end is painin and stanking. I need a white in south Florida to lick my damn backsnatch, better lick my damn Tootsie roll machine clean cracker!

NEVERMIND INTERNET MY GF IS BACK, I LOVE HER SM

Last night went out to dinner with my bestie . It wasn’t planed but we were picked up by two business men . They were staying close by . We walked there . One guy had a double bed room suite . We ended up having a o*** ....

P.S. His son touched me as we were sitting on a bench in a park, and the part when he pounded me and I rubbed his d*** happened in the hallway of my building. Right there where I sucked my ex BF’s c***, let him choke me and f*** me...

I guy I recently started dating gave me his number. We’ve been texting on IG. Went on two dates. He tried contacting me, but lately I’ve been struggling with some of my own frustrations. I waited for a few days, then called him today. Since he obviously left his phone...

I been having a wonderful time in Florida. Today my slammermobile got fixed and I hit the interstate and stopped at the first rest area I seen. Walked out into the woods and a white got my attention and I walked over and he gobbled my damn crank. I like...

Did that cat in the hat act get you far?

OOOOOOOOHHHHH WEEEEEEEEE

LOOK AT DAT BOOTAY!!