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when I was in high school I worked at Blockbuster Music when we hosted a signing by Davy Jones of the Monkees he asked me to polish his pecker afterward saying the fans made him h**** his luscious curly p**** had a faint hint of mustard and bourbon and when he hocked his holy horchata down my hoovermatic hunger hole I yelled out I’m a Daydream Cumeater Mister Jones!

– CORVALLUS

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