I am obsessed with my d*** and balls. I can’t stop thinking about my d*** and balls. Or my nut sack for that matter.

I’ve been thinking about why the bag is so wrinkled. The design. I’m a thinker, I do this sort of thing about everything, how it works, why it is the way it is, etc, that includes the nut sack. I’ve come to the conclusion that the nut sack is wrinkled, and for the record, the nut sack is like a chameleon. Sometimes it’s tight and resembles a walnut, a large walnut in my case, the same size as the walnut shells in The Shell Game on The Price Is Right, if it is in cooler temperatures it is tight like a walnut but then if it’s in more humid temperatures its a droopy sack hanging down, a large sack which contains your nuts. I think the nut sack was designed this way intentionally by nature to give slack for the b****. Otherwise you’d be crushing your own nuts every time you see a naked chick.

It’s quite miraculous. Mother nature is a genius. She is never wrong.