I went over to my friend’s house and was watching TV with him. On his mantle I noticed a model 767 aircraft. Eventually my friend got up to go to the bathroom so I immediately dropped my pants and shoved the airplane up my a** and moved it around a bit. When I pulled it out it the fuselage was covered in a sheen of feces and blood. I put it back and sat down.

My friend returned to the room and continued watching TV. About an hour later he caught glimpse of the s***-covered aircraft and began staring at it. Then he got up and looked at it closely, turning to me with a disgusted look on his face. I played dumb and said nothing.

He left the room again and I could hear him and his wife talking. Then I heard him shout “he shoved my plane up his a**.” A moment later both of them returned to the room and looked again at the feces-covered aircraft. I continued to say nothing. His wife looked at me like she was going to vomit and left.

My friend sat down in stunned silence. Not much was said for the next 3 hours.