I went to a n*** beach for the first time. I had a b**** the whole time! even the older ladies with saggy t*** and dark brown n****** kept me hard. i came about 20 times a day!

the dumbest conspiracy theory is that Corvallus is the US patient zero of COVID because he got his “backsnatch bred” by a man from Wuhan who was infected and then shared his infected sperm filled a*** with other travelers at Orlando International Airport overnight in the 1st Floor bathroom of...

I let my mom “accidentally” see my c*** a lot of the time when I come out of the shower… Sometimes I’ve even played with it and gotten it really hard before I “accidentally” drop the towel. I’ve seen her look right at it! I c** so hard thinking about...

Someone on here is obsessed with Nancy Pelosi to worrying degrees.

I just found out the person I thought was stalking me on a p*** site wasnt who I thought it was. That means I humiliated myself for no reason. That means she wasn’t stalking me because of the p***. That means it’s possible that I just got catfished and everything...

I took a s*** so large in the shower that it clogged up the drain and the runoff and I had to spend the next 20 minutes wading in s***-water to clean it up. It was horrendous and I wish this upon no-one.

TO: “He is also comparing taking a picture of a Christmas house”.

The OP said it’s like the family that puts Christmas lights all over their house and property and is angry when people stop to look and take pics.

They deliberately went out of their way to call attention...

Wow! Wow! Calm down. You really have yourself worked up over a doctor taking pics of an unusual p****.

You must have tattooed your p**** too! Now you are afraid your doctor will see it! You go to a male doctor don’t you and you hate yourself for that because...

He is also comparing taking a picture of a Christmas house and watching an action movie, to taking a picture of a man’s p****! For crying out loud!

I could use the ford’s burger buf boi

Truly I’m a loss cause, I have now doxxed my good friend, NoahTheFourEyes online, with other friends in call. How shall I deal with this? I do not know. Perhaps I am loosing myself with all these grand mistakes.

Get stuck in my mustache hairy lady.

Have you ever had 10 inches of thick hard SHEBEEF up your BACKSNATCH, boi??

WELL I HAVE, JUST NOW!

Thank you CindyTooMuch for that sumptuous load!!

Simply,

Corvallus

I came here to say, I was cruising online for some Fresh JIZZLE JUICE when I found another Jizzlemaster: ”
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Homeless or just broke str8 and/or bi men – I’ve been helping for years. There are a lot of men I see around that I’d...

Just seen a h***** yesterday. Been craving a good bj and wife just doesn’t know how to give it and give it enough. I gave her 2.5 yrs and cldnt stand it anymore. I needed my c*** swallowed on. And damn the minute the girl got into my car and...

I f****** hate my selfish grandparents and hope they die

I am a masculine man. But I secretly love s** with men. I had s** with 3 men tonight. I’ve got to get out of this but it’s fun. It’s as fun to me as f****** a chick is. I love pleasuring a woman too. I’m not physically attracted to...

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I went with a friend to see a movie this evening. Accepted a dare. I took my shorts off in the theatre and watched the movie naked from waist down. Had a rock-hard b**** the whole time.

Also had s** with what was close to a midget. She was more like 4’10, huge t***, and a slight hairlip. No s***, I literally did this so I’d have a great story when im 80. And she was cool and fun. And she fucked like a p*** star. My...

Had a t******** once with a guy and girl. All of us married, but not to each other. She wanted two guys, and he wanted to help her give a guy head for the first time. Fun times

“illegal deserve no privacy”

hey, you’re f****** mentally ill, full of hate and need to be put to sleep.

Eat s*** and die. I hope someone doesn’t see your little small a** and knocks you right down a******.

Truth be told though, I believe it, when I figured it out It almost caused me a nervous breakdown. I went down to my hot aunt’s apartment. She is not much older than I am, with a great body that really turns me on. She conveniently lives in the same...

Why the raid? Earlier this year, Trump had delayed returning 15 boxes of material to the National Archives. Phil Mudd, who served as an analyst on the CIA’s Counterterrorist Center, said that the former president may have had documents “in his beach house” that he — in his former capacity...

RANDY CONSTAN 4 TRUMP

POZ PIGS 4 TRUMP

Still never let you cross the loc that’s full on level headed and I hate it though I should not.

My brother recently caught me m***********,but I’m not entirely sure if he even knew it was happening. It was only a spilt second in which he saw me but I tried to play it off after. When I came out of my room he was on his phone. I’m scared...

I watch my stepmom undress at night through a crack in her bedroom door. After she’s naked she plays with her t*** and rubs her p**** standing up in front of her mirror. It’s so hot.

Strap it on folks, i’m the ONE AND ONLY popper huffing jizzle sucking greazed sleazed GET ON MY KNEES Space Ace Blow a LOAD on my Face CORVALLUS! And I am here to DRAIN YOU DRY!

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Are YOU Maycho enough to accept the CORVALLUS CHALLENGE?

First get your hole GREAZED; then get SLEAZED by doing a booty bump & take 2 deep hits of poppers in each nostril, then get spitroasted by shebeef in the front and the hairiest jizzlestick you can find in your backsnatch...

I am 33 a recent mom and stay at home wife my husband travels a lot due to his work and he brought up the idea of sharing me while he is at work but even though I really need some company I can’t build a physical relationship without any...

F*** YOU, PSYCHOTIC DICKHEADS. MICRODICK.

I confess… I have a fetish for women’s ears. They can be so s***. seriously, take a look, so many curves and contours, they can be so beautiful… or, well, so ugly! Does anyone else notice? I wish we could respond to each other’s posts! I wish women could respond...

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Dunno if it’s just me, but I have a slight feeling this guy doesn’t like China

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I’m a 22/f who gave a m friend a f****** last night. I think I enjoyed it more than he did. When it was done the hot s**** was all over my black pantyhose and I felt guilty for enjoying it so much.

Clark Hallisey is taking all cummers No Loads Refused tomorrow in the alley next to Key Clubhouse 9am-12pm