Emi is 19 yo neighbor and heading back to college this week. She told me she missed her boyfriend, so I told her I'd be her boyfriend for the day. So I

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Emi is 19 yo neighbor and heading back to college this week. She told me she missed her boyfriend, so I told her I’d be her boyfriend for the day. So I took her shopping, then out to dinner. She said it was a nice date, and I said it it doesn’t have to be over. She smiled and kissed me. I checked us into a hotel. Couldn’t go to her house because of her parents. Couldn’t go to my house because of my wife. We spent a nice couple of hours finishing the date.

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There’s been some close calls in the past but today it finally happened. My cislady girlfriend walked in while Dookie Dunker Dushawn was ballsdeep in my crack while I was spread-eagle. Before I told her Triple D is my physical therapist from Africa and his methods are unusual for westerners but they work and she believed it and was happy that I was supporting marginalized communities.

But today she startled DDD and he lost his jizzle and his meat flopped out shooting jizzleropes in every direction.

I was about to make some excuse when I farted and shot out the remainder of Dushawns load.

She won’t return any of my calls and called me a few slurs.

CORVALLUS signing off for awhile…