I had to drive to Daytona and back today, and I stopped at the Flying J in Port Orange to fill up on snacks for the ride back. I went to the bathroom by the trucker area, and I took a peep on the board. Sure enough, somebody had my name on there and were to find them outside, another cheap lot lizard peddling their trade off my good name. A trucker that was coming in to rest and shower passed by, and I stopped and asked him while pointing at the board, “you know who that is?” He said it was supposed to be the best mouth in the south, but he had just taken a go and said the phony couldnt even get the trucker’s hog in his mouth. I snickered and told him he got took, and he acknowledged, said he’s been sucked by a few Corvalluses in his day. He asked if I had anywhere to be, but I told him I had to be on my way. As I departed, I let him know the man he was talking to was the OG popper huffing jizzle sucking C** Kaizer, ME! CORVALLUS!

Caught him drooling as I walked out the door.