Considering America is the most important country in the world, their food tastes like s***. The quality of food in Europe is much higher.

I’ve always loved sniffing my father’s used underwear. Recently, I found out he has been p****** in bottles, and I’ve been gargling it in my mouth (one time swallowed <3). I've also used his piss as an enema. I want to eat his a** so bad and let him f***...

What’s the point of you if I can’t have s** with you? There is no point in you. You are a beautiful woman and I’m a man, an important man. You should have s** with me.

If you tailgate me when I’m going 5-10 over the speed limit on a residential road, I will gladly slow down to 30.

May God heal you of your hate toward women. You really harbor a hate that is toxic. I hope you will come to learn that the love of God is more powerful than all your hate. May you also find forgiveness for the venomous cruel things you have said in...

I need a bidet. I’ve been wiping my a****** raw with toilet paper and my hemorrhoids are so inflamed it feels like I’m sitting on a sunburn.

Mean people s*** s***

If i ever see Jada Pinkett smith do that s*** too will again i will personally shoot her a** i am fed up with seeing my homie treated that way the world Doesn’t see what goes on behind closed doors Jada Your a b**** and deserve what ever Karma you...

EMBRACE THE S***, YOU W****❗❗ 🌈Swagglin’™❗

I’d love to see you in a short skirt baby. Lol

Janet loves the thought of Marcus sucking c***. She wants to roll him around and poke around at every part of his body too.

Can’t wait to kms im so bored.

if you’re ever sad or disheartened, have a talk with God, he’s got your back c:

Prestonian and Nick Saban host a yearly all male o*** at Monte Sano Park near Huntsville all the top jizzlemen are invited including Nic Cage, David Liebe Hart, Elon Musk, Joe Rogan, Philip Michael Thomas, Carlos Alzaraqui, Tim Thomerson, Diplo, Steve Wozniak, Davis Love III, Jose Andres, and many more...

Elon Musk only bought Twitter to stop me from calling him a TWIT on twitter! He is a TWIT!

Elon Musk is a smug leftist. He is also a member of the DAVOS elite. You have no idea of his background. He is a corrupt Jew. He cares NOTHING about you or freedom.

I thought the five Chinese brothers thing they used to teach us vowels in second grade was just a fever dream that only I had. Glad to know we were all subjected to that.

Why spend anything on a Rolex watch? Or on any watch? It’s just a watch! They sell excellent imitations for under $50.00.

Everyone you see in everyday life, has a p************ inside of them. Like, an actual p************, in their colon, waiting to come out.

I still have a copy of “The Five Chinese Brothers” from elementary school. (I seldom pick it up, and I understand why it is stereotyping… but the nostalgic value to it is considerable)

in the last 45 days I have spent over 34,000 on 3 different Rolex watches….

Smug leftists are having a crash course in the full meaning of “Twitter is a private company” today

Bacon makes your teeth gay. FACT.

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...

I have the strongest feeling for a friend’s wife. How I fantasize about caressing her silky skin and her perfect body. I want to eat her until she cums and then fill her with my c*** looking deeply into her eyes and I fill her with my warm cream. What...

This site is full of liars. Everyone knows Corvallis got turned out at the Disney magical express at the airport and cleos in Orlando.

No one needs to say anything. No one here is going to hurt anyone they care about. Things just got messy. If soulmates are real, S is my soulmate and J is my friend. But honestly, none of this is real lol.

This is not right. Its not fair to me. Its not a good situation. Everyone knows it but wont say it. I hope its not too late before people face the facts.

My wife can be shy and demure and seem very proper and ladylike, it is overcompensati9n for shame over being an irrepressible c*** s*** when younger before I knew her. Her true passion was blow jobs she just did not care to take it in her mouth or swallow at...

I have been having the worst two years of my life. I hate all of my friends, I hate school, I hate my family, and I hate myself. And nobody seems to f****** care at all. The mental health system threw me out, my parents seem to be f****** blind,...

No, that wasn’t the real Prestonian. The real Prestonian died of a massive c*** hemhorage in the alley behind one of those homohouses he was always on here sqwakin’ about. The REAL Prestonian is in Hell where ALL gay people go when they die, and he’s suckin’ on some fireknob...

YOU are a CYBER STALKER because only an IDIOT actually THINKS you CAN READ THEIR MIND. 😉 Riddle: If you perform at 1000 events and I only attend 1 in your lifetime, does that make me a stalker too? 😋 Misperception is powerful and unrealistic. Obviously, I am not a...

Does not take long on this site to realize what an all over the map phenomenon mothers of sons can be. Mine was no different. Turned me into a moderate momma’s boy and kept me back from dating. Said she did it to keep me from hurting a potential girlfriend....

SELENA GOMEZ should get a grammy! I guess she was nominated for best short in the latina category for her song DE UNA VEZ and I love the song! It is truly beautiful and worthy, but I absolutely hate what inspired it as I sorta am a fan. I have...

The fantasy of going to KFC and ordering a huge bucket all for myself was intense. Now I have done it, it’s not even close to as good as I built it up in my head. Now I’m pissed off I spent so much money and I have nothing to...

My friend takes a long time choosing his food every time we eat out. He eats one French fry at a time when the food comes. That really annoys me!

no water until lunch for 8 hours elementary school (90s)

Corvallus first got turned out by Clark Hallisey and Jizzle Jim Brush (who wants to HEAR you c**) and that’s why he badmouths them here. From what I’ve read on here they used to basically use him as a prison fifi or pocket p****, Clark would be jackhammering his cheeks...

Chill out. I’m talking about the blizzard. Been here for 15 years and wanted to travel for easter. Also, I don’t have a d***. Calm down. No one is attacking your precious tundra.

Prestonian s**** impdick in hell.