I need a bidet. I've been wiping my asshole raw with toilet paper and my hemorrhoids are so inflamed it feels like I'm sitting on a sunburn.

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I need a bidet. I’ve been wiping my a****** raw with toilet paper and my hemorrhoids are so inflamed it feels like I’m sitting on a sunburn.

Hi corvallus I’m not a “n*****” but could I come by today for a BJ? I’m in Lauderdale.

Been carrying this load around for awhile and I’m not even gay but a mouth is a mouth right?!

Do NOT put a finger in my backdoor either you’re only allowed to touch my nuts and stick.

Name: Colin Leitch
DOB: 2-9-1947
SSN: 143-38-6946