To: I kinda s***. I lie about everything all the time, I even make up random events
Me: I assume you are a female. Why not get yourself another man to love you and make love to you and then you won’t have to obsess over this guy you...

I hve an aunt that lives around the highland park area and once her and my uncle told me to take care of the condo for a while so that they could shop.after they went out I quickly went to my aunts closet .. got naked and jerked off to...

To: To R: Regarding: I am so tired of worrying about my weight.
Me: Don’t worry about your weight, it is how it is and it will come down all by itself, if you cut out all sugar and salt and fatty foods from your diet, that includes alcohol...

Living a life with you’re loved one’s in constant danger from a sociopath with lizard like camouflage.

I was working as an extra on Police Academy 5 when i was invited to a hotel suite afterparty. There, Lance Kinsey and GW Bailey spitroasted me while Rene Auberjonois glazed his goo upon me. GW was yelling Faster Proctor PROC-TOR as he slammed his spongey spunkgun into my GREAZED...

Communists have Infiltrated AMERICA! American’s freedoms are being DESTROYED by Evil Communists. CHINA is at the front of it all. For all those rooting against TRUMP, you have no idea what’s coming for you too. Communists are just using Liberals as useful idiots. If you voted against Trump or Rooted...

My assails roommate performed the biggest c*** block. I’m going to put laxatives in his coffee. A******.

i hate my husband. his d*** is tiny. he makes no money. he is lazy. i fantasize about how my life would be if he wasn’t in it.
i need a divorce.

To: I am so tired of worrying about my weight. A necessary surgery is being held hostage until I hit a particular B(ullshit)MI based target
Me: I replied to someone else who had similar issues to you:
a truth 19 hours ago 10 Views
A little back...

To: you are bisexual Me/OP: agreed, no argument there. Thinking this through:
You got caught out by her parents, with you having s** with the dog.
If they were going to tell your daughter about your activities, they would have done so by now.
But they have...

Karma:Burning the chinese alive worldwide I 100% approve. Frying the chinese alive worldwide I 200% approve. Dicapitating the chinese worldwide I 300% approve. Chopping the chinese to tiny pieces worldwide I 400% approve. Melting the chinese in boiling oil worldwide I 500% approve. Beating the chinese to death worldwide I...

To: My husband keep asking me money … every single day.
Me: Seems he has a marriage of convenience with you and you are the means to his survival and the personal slave that he has made you. That he won’t have s** with you, lives in another room...

to be doesn’t they say they care about me and are there for me but i know. i’m easily replaceable. i can see them annoyed when i talk. honestly killing myself seems real sparkly. there’s a bunch of pills in the kitchen. i’m not going to do it. i mean...

To: To: you are bisexual Me/OP: agreed, no argument there.
Me: Play along. Tell them what they want to hear. Pretend to take counseling as if it is a cure. Avoid any electric shock treatment through the head, which might be offered, because that is barbaric and unnecessary, keep...

“we will no longer offer Disney’s Magical Express service for airport transportation, starting with arrivals Jan. 1, 2022” Im gonna have to find a new airport bathroom to s***-seed from weary hairy travelers! ROFL

– CORVALLUS

To: Feeling a litle pathetic about myself because of how covid has changed my life
Me: Are you male or female?

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The U.S. virus death toll surpassed 375,000.
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It is my morals that prevents me from letting loose of all the anger, frustration and animosity that I have towards people. Without them, my life would be a complete mess.

Our conversations have shifted to strictly business. It is completely awkward

Re: furry dominion/never again human.
Me: A-f******-men.

I am a female. Both biologically and by gender. And I think Pr. Jordan Peterson is awesome.

Corvallis you gotta try harder than that to make me feel something. Low budget shock copypastas are so 2006.

UGLY INCEL DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED INCEL SCHIZO UGLY RETARD P******** CORPSE OF...

21 century … when men and boys are still proving over and over not to even remotely deserve to be alive. And guess who are the terrorists in all populations? MEN.
Killing all men and aborting all male fetuses is the only way to make a world where nothing...

it’s cause manny is into little kids.

To: you are bisexual
Me/OP: agreed, no argument there. And I also agree that it would be very difficult to impossible to try to “treat” this in me. Even more so because this is actually how I learned/discovered s**, used to do this very heavily, and have never stopped...

I want to break wind in a white person’s face, man or woman. I am indian and have a very spicy diet. Thank you for listening.

Feeling a litle pathetic about myself because of how covid has changed my life but how glad i am it did. And it is about to change even more soon, i am very nervous about it. As i write this i am looking at a wand v******* and s******* harness...

To: Me: i am the poster, and yes i suppose over a barrell is a good bottom line to the situation
Me: Thanks for replying. You are bi-s*****, the same way I like women but not men, that way. It is how it is.
You cannot be treated...

Reply to-🤪 Wish granted! 😊 I will explain today (😞/😁

If only that were him 😔

I’m turning 30 soon and I have nothing to show for it. Been over a decade since I got my d*** wet. You know what that means! This s** obsessed psychopath has never been more angry, bitter, and suicidal. Sleep with one eye open, and check your smoke detectors if...

Our time is up and I only want you to be happy.
I have loved and cherished you for the past 5 years and it’s going to be hell letting you go. 😘 forehead kisses.
Goodbye Bunny Boo. I’m going to miss you!

To: inlaws having me over a barrel/ curious that is all, about my post re: in laws knowing I was s******* engaging with our male dog…
Me: i am the poster, and yes i suppose over a barrell is a good bottom line to the situation. To answer your...

An impeachment charge against Trump is introduced as Republicans block a measure demanding Pence act.
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Speaker Nancy Pelosi called on Vice President Mike Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment.
Speaker Nancy Pelosi...

Corporate America rethinks political donations

Big businesses often donate to both political parties and say that their support is tied to narrow issues of specific interest to their industries. That became increasingly fraught last week, after a pro-Trump mob stormed the Capitol and some Republican lawmakers tried to overturn Joe...

Democrats are under pressure in a different way: Their base wants to prosecute Trump.

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Trump faces an all but certain impeachment vote this week, but Democrats are aiming to pressure Biden to see that his accountability doesn’t stop once he’s out of office.

As my colleague...

‘Honor, Trust or Profit’

If the House impeaches President Trump this week, it will still have almost no effect on how long he remains in office. His term expires nine days from now, and even the most rapid conceivable Senate trial would cover much of that time.

But the impeachment...

To: Hubby asked You sure like that new d**** ?
Me: Swapped for a longer d**** – got to see the funny side of that.
Good for you.

To: My wife commonly has to travel for her job for up to a couple of weeks at a time.
Me: Are you male or female?
It seems they have you over a barrel and you have to go through with it, to save your marriage with your...

My husband keep asking me money … every single day.
I am really stressed right now. He cannot work. I have been working and supporting him. No matter how much I find it never enough for him. I even steal the money and went to jail because of him....