I’m in a loving relationship with my partner, and everything is great. However, I often visit a coffee shop and have a huge crush on the barista there. We frequently chat and discuss our weekends. We connect well, and I can’t seem to get her out of my mind.
A***!
I was roller skating around liberty city today in my short shorts and a skimpy tank top.
Was fishing for BBC’s and saw a group of young bucks hanging in front of a house. I noticed them looking at me so I rolled by and asked them if they were interested in my muffin aka my BODACIOUS BACKSNATCH.
They didn’t understand what I was saying and kept asking me if I wanted some rock I said heck yeah I could use a rock hard BBC between my tender white buns!
Finally they understood what I meant and this is when they got violent and started beating me unmercifully.
As soon as I could I skated out of there and I’m starting to not like these NIGGERSS ANYMORE! Not a single one of those lazy worthless NIGGARS EVEN BUTTFUCKED ME!!! Just punches and kicks mostly.
CORVALLUS B NIGGERHATER
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