i am thinking about having a bloody moon party this full moon on the weekend. we can drink or throw bloody mary’s or blood oranges at each other as pin the donkey with a blood orange game. blood pudding ice blocks and god knows and have a witchy dress up...

I tell women I’m gay when they ask me out because I’m socially awkward

The Church of Satan is A LIE! Joining this cult was a mistake. They made me do awful things. As “punishment” for disobedience I was forced to drink a full cup of liquid feces. They told me I was disobedient and Satan would punish me unless I read the Satanic...

all weirdos on here get a grip what u do is not normal

I feel depressed and when people ask me why I make up lies of being abused

I lied about how great your work project is. It’s silly, derivative, uninventive, it may even hinder our career in this office. The only reason I joined that loser of a project is that it will make me spend hours, days, weeks next to you.
I hope we run...

I stole a paragraph of writing and made it my own original story but the thing i stole it from is highly problematic and i get scared my friends going to find it even though thats highly unlikely. Havin a tiny panic attack

I am a liar. I lie about everything to everyone. One part of me thinks it is superior to everyone as in intelligence and the other part of me thinks it is less smart than everyone else so I lie so carefully. That way when people buy my lies I...

I fucked a dog

I lied to mother and my boyfriend about my pregnancy. The father of my child is my own father!

Today I liked to my mom’s about the missing money, I told I gave it to my friend but in reality I gave it to some random homeless guy…

My entire self. I act like I’m stupid or that I’m so clueless. When I read between the lines of people, and know when they like me, hate me, lie to me, and so on. They just think I’m nice and dumb. But when I finally do show my true...

My b**** are so big that when I sleep they choke me

I’ve been lying to my husband telling him that I needed space but in all reality I’ve been sleeping with this guy while he’s been away and I’ve been lying to him the entire time

i lie to everyone about how im felling i say im fine and sometimes i say im sad or angry but really im scared.
not of people but of the things i see and most of the time i cant tell if its real or not and its not...

You’re my best friend, and you’ve been lying to me for some time now. But the thing is, I’ve known about your lies, and I just wanted to see if you will eventually come clean. I’m still waiting.

I am letting you go. I cannot fight for someone who does not want to fight for me. So go and be free. I hope you have a great life and the life that we had together and lost doesn’t haunt you. I will be fine and in time I...

I’ve been pretending whatever is happening around me isn’t getting to me much and that I’ve made my peace with it. The truth is I’m going to kill myself because there isn’t any other way out.

I meet my currently bestfriend for about 4 years now and i cant wait to switch school so i dont have to lie to her everyday. i´m an only Child and i have Always wanted a sibling but it never happend. when i meet my friend i told her that...

how do you tell your friends that you won’t be attending school next year with them? and that the reasoning behind it all was something you kept to yourself while hanging out with them. that while your home life was chaos you still showed up to school like it was...

I tell the father of my son that I love him every day, but it’s the biggest lie I’ve ever told. I hate him with every fiber of my being. He disgusts me with everything he does. I wish I could die, just to get away from him and the...

Verizon wireless is trying to collect $120 i owe them. when they called today I pass for someone else and told them that I had died. she asked for the day to put in the records and offered condolences. I idn’t mind the lie because I really want to die...

I made a video in first grade about s**. I told my mom it was someone else that told me to. I am now 11 and this kid us my friend. She still hates him. I want to tell the truth but I’m so scared. What do I do?

I told my Mom she was better than my real Mom -who has passed away- and I FEEL SO GUILTY OMFG! IM SORRY MOM

I was asked if I was interested in this job via Xing … I kinda was as I just started being an entrepeneur a year ago … but I played it cool and asked for an enormous salary as I thought I could do so, my situation seemed to be...

I’ve been telling everyone that I don’t know what I wanna do it my life, but the truth is I do. Its the exact same thing I’ve wanted since I was in elementary, but I’m too embarrassed to actually confess it. Also, I have no idea if I’ll actually be...

im insecure with my bestfriend .

Title IX means that, in the presence of all of my female students and colleagues, each word I write and utter is carefully contrived to cause the least possible offense at all hours of the workday. Any bit of warmth, generosity, or humanity I display is scripted so that I...

I’m in relationship with a girl for over tree years, and somewhere down the line I understood that I’m gay, and I want to do e***** service as a job.
Because of my crippling ocd I can’t tell her all of this.

This isn’t really a big deal but I wanted to submit this because it was actually pretty funny,

Me and my friends were having a sleep over, we were down in her huge basement, played some pong, nerf wars etc, then we wanted to watch a movie or show so...

i’m not a disappointment to my parents

I’m black

ive been lying to my friends for years and i told them all these stories of all these amazing things and none of them are true but i cant tell them that or else i could nvr show my face around them ever again

I lied.

i’m straight

my life.

I want to lie and say my secret boyfriend raped me because I’m 16 and he got me pregnant. Since my parents don’t know about him, and he’s 19, I could get away with lying about him. It would make it easier- I would not get into trouble for being...

On Father’s day, I again allowed my mine to think he did a good job. The truth is he rarely showed up for work and actively tried to get fired.

I seriously don’t like acting all nice and happy but I have to in order to be normal in society so I am a lie. So I play the role of a cute girly happy girl.
When really in reality my mind is more sadistic and dirty sensed humor.

Lies I’m telling (almost) everybody:

“I don’t know my weight.“
– I actually do. But it’s way too much so I’m embarrassed to tell anyone.

“I don’t weigh myself.“
– I always do. I would never admit it, but I do.

“I know, I’m cute as f*** :).”