It was my very first time being a bridesmaid. I felt honored and beautiful and excited. That’s why when I checked on the groom while the groomsmen were getting their pictures I was caught off guard by him. He said he was nervous and thinking about calling it off. He...

Shittapillars Ran. Started as s*** larvae and became a s*** pandemic of shittapillars
-Jim Lahey.

I dare a n*gga to get close, no homo
-WhiteBoi6ix.

I used to let my little brother watch me change clothes and take a bath. I’ve never told anyone that before and I’ve never talked to him about it. I was about 19 when this happened and he was probably 15.

Waiting for my STDs test results.

Mom and Dad came home drunk, I helped a man who drove them then left his ride walk dad to his chair and mom to the sofa. Moms t1tties were out so after he left I sucked her n******. I got carried away and pulled her dress up, she didn’t...

My friend told me do a bushing scam on early 2020 and I send seeds and etc because of him. FYI he told me to do it because he knows my dad.

My Mom and I live in a small Apt. it is all she can afford for us, one bedroom and one bed. I am a 14 year old teenager with raging b#ners most of the day and night. I was usually sleeping on the couch and her on the Queen...

The worst part of having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t

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I was in a Target store and stole some bra and p****** to wear at home while having me time. I got caught by security and taken to the security office. I am 15 year old teenage boy. I was told to strip in front of the security guy and...

Hey there.

I think I need to tell if off my soul, how fucked up people can be and how some decisions or actions can get stuck in your brain for life.

Right now I’m in a quite good position in my job, married for two years and I’m a...

Fresh outta jail n it’s welfare day.
Glizzy on da hipp n a fresh pair a Nikes.
-LP Da Original

Final Destination: YOU

When I was in my early teens I saw my Father naked a few times, he used to invite me to shower with him (to save water) from a young age. I was still doing it in my early teens. My body was starting to develop and I think he...

This is bad and I’ve never talked about this but when I was 15ish (i’m a guy btw) i baby sat my dads GF’s 5yo Son. I would purposely spill stuff on him so i’d have to take his shorts/pants underwear off and get him in the bath. There i’d...

Uh let’s see,
No budget, big bank, n**** bank.
Cop a cully, buy her some Forgiatos shoes come with some black rubber.
Rolls Royce Cullinan $800 grand my n**** large scale, no Toyota camry.
Blood colour the paint a dark red
Same color on da...

One day you wake up and admit to yourself that you are gay. It’s not a celebration, if anything it’s a condemnation. I don’t agree with ‘gay’. I am ‘single’ and what little s** I have has always been with men looking for s** in the dark alleys park restrooms....

EVERYTIME I’VE HAD A S***** ENCOUNTER OR DONE A S***** ACT, IT’S BEEN IN PUBLIC

I am in my 50s now, attractive, petite and still a spinster. When I was late 40s I began leaving my bathroom door open after showering so my 15 yo foster kid could see me naked and m********* discreetly. I hadn’t had s** for a few years and temptation was...

My pseudonym is rhoderick beery of fiserv and I spread false science. I falsely believe that closing the blinds magically makes the room cooler but am totally omitting the fact that the sunlight has already heated up in the inner blind, and the heat radiates into the room from that....

I was this close🤏
To cutting all your hair off💇‍♀️
While you slept🤷‍♂️
Kylie from Scotland you bald b****☺️
-Electronic Shaver.

Oh how I fucken HATE Toronto and Canada!
Most expensive city in the world.
Walk down the street and you see MILLIONS of Indians on e bikes.
Go to any university and you see the MILLIONs of Chinese fobs scamming the system to launder money.
Want...

My BF and I broke up, he said I was too comfortable and became a “fatty”… he took the car and I got the Dog and the Apt. He left. I have been doing just fine on my diet and me and my Vibe have become great friends.

My guilt...

my boyfriend cant make me o***** suddenly. he used to be able to multiple times a sesh but now suddenly it’s over in 5 minutes and I feel not even just unsatisfied, but DISsatisfied. I don’t want him to feel bad or like it’s his fault, I think I really...

beat my d*** to the sound of the bass b****, its techno night my nigguh its friday n my d*** is getting beat merciless. -DJ D1CKBLA$T.

The only matter I do not take seriously, boy, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child.
-Thanos the mad titan

The Timmy Acceptance band is going on a live tour this summer across America.
We are a Christian rock band from Maryland
Tickets are limited so buy now!
Tickets are $25 each or 4 for $250
Buy now or go to Hell!

The idea behind getting a tongue ring was to honor the Gods and by inflicting pain, showing one’s honor.
Now open up your mouth b**** it’s time for a tongue piercing.
-Piercing spotter 2025.

My name is ben poehlman and I am a gay cocksucker F***** and I’d like to apologize to everyone who I’ve hurt over the years.

My Grandpa asked me to help him relax. He took his robe off and was naked. He said he was going to leave me a lot of money when he was gone and needed me to help him relieve stress.

He ask me to stroke his thing. It was big...

Audi A4 Avant 2.0T at Home Depot.
Carspotter

Dodge Viper at Home Depot
Carspotter

My license plate is 71E LCL of Lincoln Nebraska and I am a total JERK bag on the road. I apologize for this. I am going through a midlife crisis and have a s*** job, as well as $0 in savings. Simply put, I failed at life and now I...

42 female Started about a year ago. Roy 45 my husband was diagnosed for having diabetes. Then s** was a hit and miss. Then back to the doc. Roy now has ed due from the diabetes. Off to the adult toy store. I purchased a v*******. Used it while Roy...

I laughed in amusement as your “so called” all powerful God was on his knees as his eyes were bleeding.
The feeling to look into a God’s eyes and make it feel weak.
-Gorr the God Butcher

ooh aaah looki looking hear mi outt nigguh, see dem a black man got a himself a job, you think you dem some kinna white man? you named PK Subban and bein black is yo curse son. you ain’t no white man name Bradley yous a nigguh sonn.
-Dad...

My online pen name is tim gurnsey. I was recently given a title I did not earn, and I feel guilty about it. I work on decades-old software and haven’t done anything notable to earn this high title in my pitifully short time at the company and would like to...

Satan spoke to me, about devouring the souls of all so called Jesus freaks.
I can smell you, sort of a beacon to your soul. And your soul is mine.
The devil and I are one.
-Demon Kane.

It was announced that this so called “Santa” was no longer taking pictures, after consuming too much alcohol. My then three year old yelled “G******* it” as loud as he could. People stared and a couple busted up laughing, wouldn’t recommend this santa .

A review of my work as...

I FUCKEN HATE CANADA!!!!
Working 4 jobs to I can leave this S H I T country and move to Europe.
My car was stolen so I can’t drive to and from work (canada has the most stolen cars in the world)
So I took the train,...