I dress up in Ladies clothing, even bra and underwear, I wear a wig and heels and look passable. I go to the local Adult Video store and enter the p@rn booths in the back and turn on the video and wait for a c#ck to come thru the glory...

Bald b*tch, no setbacks, rip her wig off n bust my nut on her bald head.

-Santasquad100.

There is a part of walmart that i know that isnt watched by cameras, and ive been usign that to steal stuff. Do you think they know? its only been small stuff, and nothing expensive. SHould i be worried?

I started sucking my Step Dad when I was 13. I always knew I was gay. My Mom never suspected. He would take me camping on long weekends and it would be me sucking him the entire weekend. About a year after this started he did a*** on me. I...

DRUNK DRIVER HIT AND RUN
WHITE TOYOTA SUV DDBJ 281 Ontario license plate.

This confession originates with my sister. I’m 62 and she’s 60 and divorced. After the funeral recently of a cousin, my sister and I spent the rest of the afternoon together talking. Just conversation. At some point I inquired how she was doing being single at our age.

She...

My license plate is “VERGY” in Lincoln Nebraska. I would like to apologize for being a small-d1cked waste-of-skin. I have a low-income job in a poor neighborhood with a bad family life. I am an oxygen thief. 🙁

I told myself I would never talk about this.., Anyways, when i was in my early 30’s I lived with a Girlfriend I had at the time and her 12yo daughter. I’ll just come out and say that her daughter had an amazing body for her age. Thick thighs, big...

I saw my mother with the yardman in her bedroom.

When Santa came on Christmas he would give me extra present if I didn’t tell anyone he kisses my who who. He let on to his d0ng while kissing me for a new pair of pink shoes with lights. I write letters to Santa and asked for what I wanted...

Wake up in the morning, get out my rusty rasor and shave my fucken head! leave a few patches of hair cuz im a fucken psycho! bald head shave it till its red. shave off my eyebrows too and put them on your cereal.

-Real Life Skitso.

I intentionally looked at images of women wearing s******* dildos and putting them in men’s buttholes and their mouths and I masturbated and I was selfish prideful lazy disrespectful feminine pathetic disgusting unloving unmerciful irresponsible manipulative divisive ungrateful immature irresponsible I became drunk I used profanity I lied and I...

My nickname is Jake Hedden of Lincoln Nebraska and I am a closet p******** p3dophile. I work around little girls sometimes and have inappropriate thoughts. I just had to get this off my chest.

You wouldn’t be you anymore if your face was peeled off

roman sionis

You missed your payment for my construction services.
My hammer loves knee caps and elbows 💥

-Bob The Builder.

Teach a nigguh his ABCs
Starting with Ah ah ah followed by Bap Bap Bap 💥💥💥 nigguh

-Santasquad100

The best thing about being a gay robot is its always sweaty men that work on and fix me

-Super Gay Giant Robot 🤖

Being the first instance of a virtual Pokémon, Porygon are rather clunky and unwieldy. They do not do much and can be slow at responding to commands. Porygon2 are more streamlined, and for the most part are self-sustaining. Porygon-Z can be a danger to themselves when glitching out, so trainers...

Trust me your fugly a** is going to pay in full money 💰 and emotionally and spiritually…. I don’t care tho LMFAO! Your life is so vile and disgusting that I don’t even have to lift a damn finger all I can do is laugh and even that’s not funny....

I slept with my male best friend knowing that he just recently impregnated his long-term girlfriend.
He even slept with her afterwards.
She is currently dealing with an ectopic pregnancy.
I have a lot of regret. It just felt so good during the time.

No b*itch your not fabulous, just a fucken faggit.
-Anti Pride Campaign 😤

My Brother is 18 and setup hidden camera’s in my bedroom, I am just 15. He has me on video in my lingerie and mast#rbating with my hands and a toy.

8 weeks ago, He called me in his room and showed me all the many video’s he has of...

Mom drank my j*** every morning before school. She caught me m*********** when I was 13 and admonished me. The next morning she told me, it’s a sin to waste your seed. Then she proceeded to give me oral and swallow it all. This continued until I graduated high school...

We brought in an Asian Girl as a Summer Intern to help out in the office. She works for free to get experience and maybe get a job after graduation. She is slim and quiet and without the internship she must return to China, so she needs this and does...

When it finds humans or Pokémon it likes, it freezes them and takes them to its chilly den, where they become decorations.
Would you like to be a decoration in my living room?

-Professor Oak.

All homeless scum in Canada should be melted into a vat of acid

Up all night hearing voices in my head. Something crawling in the night. Is it a demon or a niggar under my bed? Reoccurring nightmares of Ned Flanders

💥Psycho babble Sandra💥

Little man, walking the streets with your man purse, do you keep your high heels and tampons in there ?

-The adventures of man bun milos

blueberry blackberry raspberry strawberry gonna give you a black eye b*tch n**** 👊🤛😝

-Santasquad100.

Hes bigger than me, stronger than me, his d*ck is a little bit longer than me.

-Jaden Smith aka the Karate kid.

Its not a b** circle its a 3 0.
Thirty!

-Corner Gas.

That’s a nice wig.
It hides the massive forehead I gave all Somalians

-Evil Jesus.

Met my childhood friend’s sister who I knew had a crush on me accidently. By then she was married for quite a few years. She came over to my house on some pretense. We ended up having wild s**. her husband called her up in middle of us having s**....

So there’s an alternative universe out there in which you got taken out by a Mafia, in this world you are here. And Jensen is here too.
Your existence makes me sick, it is Jensen we worship not you

-An Alternative Jensen.

My nickname is cordell rhoads of fiserv and I act like a spoiled little BRAT when I don’t get my way. I also love taking credit for everyone else’s work but will readily blame others if something goes wrong. I love vibe coding and will cut others down who don’t...

How much you benchin b****?
Osama bench like 900 n 11

-Osama bin benchin’

Tis a man bun you f*****.
Real men dont wear pony tails or purses. Where is your tampon???

-The adventures of man bun milos.

I love sharing my wife with other men and I love having her after she has had s** with other men. Not only f****** her but I love eating her after she has been with another man.

Im not gay and have no desire to have s** with other...

So, my STDs test came back negative but I have another confession to make: I cheated on my fiancé with my ex in the meantime. Just making out and oral s** but still…

My brother(14) and I(12) were sent to live with Dad on Grandpas farm near the Columbia river, Claire(10) and Dorena(7) stayed with Mamma. Nearly every year we caught more fish than grandma could use fishing for Salmon all summer. We were laying behind a huge log in a secluded place...