you like a bittch with no asss
you aint got shitt!!!

-Lil Wayne YMCMB

We have an intern from England at our company. We have gotten close, dates, dinners and last night intimacy. He’s my first guy friend with a fore skin. My gosh, he kums a lot.

Whatt the fuckk in the world am I
Am I a man , machine or something in between

david sapp the human android

blow a million there, a million here, spent the night with a sicilian bittch with arm hair and no head hair.

-Lil Wayne YMCMB

Brooooo who cut the cheese 🧀

anthony niggacheese 🧀

I was having s** with this girl (unprotected) and she said it was fine with her. I did not have any s** for a couple of weeks and I was full of sperm.
It lasted for about an hour with her on her back and legs fully spread. Pretty...

I have occasionally eaten mg own c**, sometimes wanted to but vould not. I ate pineapple for 2 days, put a big vibe in my behind and jacked for 30 minutes. Shot a huge wad on a plate abd greedily gobbled up every drop. I will eat more tonight and...

BMW M2CS in Gütersloh Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

TONIGHT:
DJ night deluxe presented by Kontor TV / Kontor records.
1-3am.
channel 41-42 in Germany.
artist: TWO of You.
Artist 2: Schiller

-TV PROGRAMM

I recently experienced a fantasy I’ve had forever…met a married couple while on a business trip. Its a long story and alcohol is involved , but I ended up back in their room and when there the wife looked at me and said that she was in charge and that...

TONIGHT:
DJ night deluxe presented by Kontor TV / Kontor records.
Time: 1-3am.
channel: 41-42 in Germany.
artist: TWO of You.

-TV PROGRAMM

2026 Maserati Gran Turismo at Manulife Centre.

Carspotter416

got my taco ate. gonna be a good day

As 18 year old virgins my cousin and I who are a few months apart in age were so tired of being virgins we decided to have s** with each other just to see if we liked it.

My cousin and I are both girls. We were both 18 years...

Want to get this off my chest. Had my first uncirc peni last night. I just gave him a handy, but that pink head is all I think about now. Can’t wait til Friday.

BMW i8 at Düsseldorf Königsallee in Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

My first full n*** view of a 20 year old girl was at my age of 10.

Lamborghini Huracan and Lamborghini Urus at Düsseldorf Königsallee in Germany 🇩🇪

GERMANCARSPOTTER

I, male23, was having lunch yesterday at a restaurant. A couple across from me was drinking beer and doing peppermint schnop shots. The girl stands up and announces, “honey I gotta squirt”. Lol

During a big storm a tree fell on my bedroom smashing my bedroom window . My mother came rushing in to see if I was hurt . Thank god god the tree didn’t land on me sleepining in my bed . I grabbed my pillow and blanket , And went...

Gimme yer Mezzo mix digga das ist ein robberie niggga

Die HauptBahnHoff boiz aus Hamburg

Why you don’t speak life guys you know words are power, just one time like as an experiment 🙂

Going to town today, gonna wear cute lacy shorts. The coffee shop has yummy treats and they are Trans friendly. I’m a little hard thinking about it.

Met this attractive woman at the beach. She was vacationing and I live nearby. I walk the beach early most mornings with my dog. I was wearing thin, small and tight shorts.
She called me over, we talked awhile, my peen got hard. I apologized she lol.

My first experience testing this website to see if it fecks around making people register

Meet local girls in your area > 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐌𝐄.𝐂𝐎𝐌

Easter cream egg on these hoes

Evil Easter bunny 🐰

There’s a YouTuber named Rabbit Hole Rox who I met since I was a subscriber who wrote her an email. Rox mostly covers Chris Watts and Shanann Watts but the reason I’m writing today is because she has one of the hairiest holes of any woman I’ve ever seen.

Angela, I want to pull off your tight shirt and blue jeans. Than your hot moist pan-ty…ohh Angela

One night father was acting strange…
So he takes the kitchen knife and says to me…
“Hey son lets turn that frown upside down”
I start giggling and say “Why SO serious”

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...

i might slice your ear off and wear it on my key chain this easter to sunday church.

Evil Easter Bunny

I come before you today humbled and humiliated to ask you for one thing.

I want you to kill Peter Parker

Eddie Brock/Venom 3

My son accidentally sent me a picture of himself wearing my underwear. He’s clearly aroused, haha. I’ve noticed my personal things are in disarray. Should I tell him?

its worth a picture,
AND a thousand words.

Sheldon Cooper aka Big bang theory

When I was younger I wondered if I could s*** myself off and well I had a bunk desk bed so I was close to the ceiling which helped originally as when everyone was asleep id strip completely naked and walk my legs towards my head so the ceiling would...

Mom yelled at me for wearing skiddy boxers.

In France, while on my summer break, I sat across from a man and let him look up my dress. I let my legs open a little so he could get a good look. When he got up to get off the bus, he gave me ten Euros. I guess...

I come before you today humbled and humiliated …
to ask you for one thing….
I want you to kill Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Eddie Brock/Venom 3

Ah, I see. Let me remember. I believe I remember this now. I used it as a dumping ground for my failed expiriments. I’m sorry, child. You have spent your life thinking you were cursed… I’m afraid it wasn’t anything so dramatic… you were born from my trash.
You...

I come before you today humbled and humiliated …
to ask you for one thing….
I want you to kill Peter Parker (Spider-Man)

Eddie Brock/Venom 3