Got caut by sister wearing her underwear. She threatened to tell if i didn’t comply with her demands. Now i wash her car and clean the hall for her. She lets me borrow her undies.
When I was 12 worked in a kitchen the chef a man about 40 one day asked me to show him my bellybutton
Shaved all my public hair last night. Feelin very nawtee and hornay. Too bad, work today.
My bestie/coworker lives about five blocks away. Their son has been hanging out here since he was able to ride a bicycle. He does like to hang out here since we have a pool. My husband Roy been teasing me the reason he’s over here so much that he likes me. Then giggles. What hubby doesn’t know is that I enterduced his cream pie nozzle to my oven just about two years ago. Every Saturday when Roy is out playing golf. Jack is here Injecting me with a batch of cream pie filling. Then I lick and kiss his nozzle.
Honda Civic EG tattoo on a wrist
Tattoospotter
Fingerrr fick your father up tha asss in the luxury seat of a business klasse.
bonerz mc
I want to experience my first taste of another guys c**. I want a woman to force me and another guy to strip then I’m ordered to get down on my knees and face him. She tells me that I am going to s*** his c*** until he cums in...
I was married for over 25 years, we had a boring s** life until one night I suggested we watch some p***, We bought a vhs tape and started watching, it was pure s*** and when my wife saw the c*** on the first guy I could tell she turned...
As the 37 year old mother of an 18 year old daughter I had a crazy experience. She started bringing home her black boyfriend and I noticed he was attracted to me. One night I was in bed and my daughter left for her father’s house about an hour away....
Me and my niece shared a bed, we are very close in age (benefit of having a sister old enough to be your mom) I’ve had a raging f********** since I was young. While she was sleeping, I jerked off and came all over her feet. I don’t...
Corvallus Winslow just paid me $43 to take a crap on his face at his alligator fuckhouse. With each plop he’d start shaking and touching himself.
When I told him what I had for dinner last night he started screaming that I needed to get over to his Fuckhouse immediately...
I’ve been sneaking out to see this guy at night. It was the first night he didn’t have protection and he asked if I could give him a BJ. I’ve never done that before but agreed. I gagged so much it hurt and I was abt to throw up. I...
This may not be such a big deal to others, but to me it is. I was out on a run and had to use the men’s room in the park. At that time it was pretty quiet, when I walked out of the stall a man was there, with...
I was at a bar with friends and we were the last ones there hanging with the bartender and I went to the restroom downstairs and while in there, there was 2 knocks on the door and I called out saying I was in there and then opened the door...
Chew your legs off, So where you running to?
Jacob Goodnight
bite the head off your son like a gummybear
-Demon Kane
well Had my first fucken seizure today yall lol, muscles tense, poppa perc doctor got me seein reptar tyrannosaurus rex dicksss in my mind.
-Jaeden the Creator (ADHD super rapper).
Your boyfriend Nicos whole salary is my hourly
G Eazy from Oakland
Today, I wore pan.tyhose and and a long tee shirt to the food store. Some girls were checking me out bcuz I’m not female. Tingling now.
2 new cell mates, nicknames 9ine and Acht. 45 minutes in. got em on their knees, got em fucken scared straight.
Beef tank from cell block 6.
errr erkie let me eat those toenails under the couch fhammm,
erkie and perkie
yo erkie pass that w33d my nigguh
errr erkie let me eat those toenails under the couch my niggga, They salty as hell
আর কত্ত বছর অপেক্ষা করতে হবে আমার? সাড়ে চার বছরের উপরে হয়ে গেল!
RE: My father took my virginity when I was 9.
Daddy should have let you play with it for a few months and let you make it squirt and have fun. Little girls enjoy toys and having fun. Then your pu.ssy needed lubed and slow penetration over time instead...
My father took my virginity when I was 9. It was very painful. I was a little girl and I didn’t want it. He kept doing it regularly until I went off to college.
When I was around 12 years old I discovered wanking and had some of the best comes of my life thanks to my parents. I used to hear them f****** after they put me to bed mum moaning loudly the slapping of dad’s balls deep in her c***. I...
When I was in middle school, I spent a summer painting my aunt’s house. She went to work every day, and while she was gone I had s** with my cousin in every part of the house! She is a couple of years older than me, and I learned a...
When I was 10 I went to a camp and I met a girl (9) she was my best friend there until she started getting feelings for me. She lead me to a playing area at night nobody was around and she asked me how do animals reproduce and I...
I think I am bisexual, gay. I really want to be together with a couple, a male and a female at the same time. I want to lick his c*** while he screws his wife, I want the taste of both. I would love to taste his wife’s v***** on...
you like a bittch with no asss you aint got shitt
-Lil Wayne YMCMB
You know…. You remind me of my father! I fucken hated my father!🔫
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
PK Subban exists to amuse the white man
Canada (fuckk this place)
C – CRAPPY A – ASSSHOLESS N – NEGATIVE & NIGGGA FILLED A – AWFUL HELL ON EARTH D – DEPRESSING A – A WASTE OF LIFE
Billy jean billy jean billy jean , nigggaz and nicotine, nicatina niggga dior dior dior, maybach maybach nikka nikka. G Wagon g Wagon fagggot
-Young Thug aka thugger.
Was at a beach yesterday where most people don’t wear swimsuits. I was walking around looking at the scenery and two girls in bikinis called me over. They said can we look at your d…? I’m not circumcised, they were curious.
I’ve been going to the same n*** beach for two years now. I’ve met people who there that frequently use the beach and we’ve become beach friends. The weather is warmer now for laying on the beach naked and I went today. I’ve never trimmed my pubic or body...
you like a bittch with no asss you aint got shitt!!!
We have an intern from England at our company. We have gotten close, dates, dinners and last night intimacy. He’s my first guy friend with a fore skin. My gosh, he kums a lot.
Whatt the fuckk in the world am I Am I a man , machine or something in between
david sapp the human android
blow a million there, a million here, spent the night with a sicilian bittch with arm hair and no head hair.
Brooooo who cut the cheese 🧀
anthony niggacheese 🧀
I was having s** with this girl (unprotected) and she said it was fine with her. I did not have any s** for a couple of weeks and I was full of sperm. It lasted for about an hour with her on her back and legs fully spread. Pretty...
