she was listening through the door, she wants me
-sheldon cooper aka Big bang theory
MAGA is so stupid, I can’t wait for gas to be like $15 a gallon so they can listen to Trump ambiguously talk about how tight a guy’s a** is
I’m Devin Gagliardo and I’ve been sniffing and even licking the toilet seats after my female coworkers are in there. I even took a hair I found on the seat once home, put it in a notebook and labelled it as one of my female coworkers coochie hairs.
