I was playing with my woody in the yard. Neighbor lady said only do that in your room after she watched me s***** off.
Shaved all my public hair last night. Feelin very nawtee and hornay. Too bad, work today.
Steve’s little brother John stopped in on his way home from college. For the holiday. We went out dinner. Then returned home I remember smoking some W E E D. This morning I woke up N A K E D between them. And my cream pie bowl was overflowing. And my hand w r a p p e d around John’s cream pie nozzle.
