I once used a back massager (that was my late grandmothers as she had muscle problems) as a vibrator and I squirted for the first time
why is it not called ”EnterNet” instead of internet?
shrek ate me out on my couch. he said it reminded him of his home, a swamp.
I love it when girls lick my nipples while they rub my clit or finger me. I have super sensitive nipples
My Ex dumped me because she got a new job that earned more money than me, i got a payrise and she tried sliding back in to my life, i slid that bitch into the blocked ..
I’ve been burnt out and depressed for months, but I can’t afford to take any time off in terms of finances and my long term goals. I have completely ..
If you want to have sex with a cartoon anime character you need to put your phone down and leave the house more often. Seriously.
I knew a girl in high school who was so into Twilight that she wanted to change her name to Bella. She also found an online “vampire family” and genuinely ..
I hate weeaboos. I hate them so much they’ve made me hate anime. I see them, and the only thing I can think of is how much I want to kick their teeth out.
I have had a crush on you for as long as I can remember. That crush has grown into some pretty strong feelings. I wish I could sit with you and talk.
What is the point exhausting and stressing yourself out when x years from now you’re going to die and everything you worked for is going to be given to someone ..
Stacey Abrams’s weight is estimated at 176lbs. Height 5ft. 3in. NIH calculator for BMI is 31, obese.
I found horrible materiel on google. The worst thing imaginable. I reported it, but it haunts me and has not be taken down in months, now i report it every couple ..
What the fuck is this girl doing with a penis grinder in her basement? I’m so fucking scared of what she is going to do to me. Why did I sign up for this girl ..
Hi people. I wrote a poem about a love I resently had. I’m 15 and I like to write poems Would it have been better if I fell for someone different? Someone ..
I am a high school student in a healthy relationship of four months. My girlfriend says I mean the world to her. I love her too, but I often find myself getting ..
A question, I’m a 17 year old white boy, small built, and yeah a bitch to a few black boys at school. My question is, why when I let them fuck me they always ..
I want to be locked in a dog cage for the rest of my life and humiliated
I really like a kid in my class and I think he’s really cute and his voice sounds nice and his hair looks nice and he’s also makes funny comments except I don’t ..
Girls, do you prefer cum in your mouth, on your body, in your pussy or on your face?
my cat is missing and my heart is broken, my fiance’s dad feels horrible that it was his fault. I honestly don’t think he is coming back and I don’t ..
I was in school and i got my clothes ripped on the field and i had to put on some other clothes, the school used to keep spare uniforms but they didnt have any pants ..
Men, you are so beautiful (women you’re pretty too just not my preference). You’re masterpieces and I wish I had the time and resources to spoil each of you for a night. ..
i am currently eating a peanut butter an jelly sandwich, but the bread is actually dry ramen noodles
When I first got together with my girlfriend she seemed really innocent and shy but she’s actually pretty kinky and very sexual. She really likes to kneel ..
The world needs only one spoken language. Foreign languages are irrelevant, they do nothing to enhance progress. If everyone in the world spoke the same language ..
Didga know? 1. There is a penis museum in Iceland. 2. A vagina museum is being constructed in England. It’s true, check it out. Soon we can run around without ..
Wait do Flat Earthers really think the Earth is flat or is it just a rebellion against science/the government? I’m legitimately curious. If you do really think ..
why do I keep getting an urge to show my pussy to other girls?
Sorry but i feel bad for barking orders at my contractor while theyre working on my home..i feel. Like i. Must babysit lol… Its just that they’re sloppy ..
I feel stupid. I feel like I don’t belong at UCLA. My high school sucked, I didn’t get the same education as these kids who went to private schools or public ..
I’m a gay male. I want a boyfriend who is willing to piss on me in public. I’m thinking, shopping, he has to piss, and makes me go with him. He pisses ..
My first ex-love has died tragically four days ago 10 years since our relationship. I really want to call my next ex and know how he’s doing and stay in touch ..
I’m pretty sure my life should be a book. I have a lot of tales but this one takes the cake. I’m married. Have been for almost a decade. I also have ..
I dont want to live anymore. I wanna get high on heroine & die during passionate, orgasmic sex.
my social science teacher is so hot, hes 24 but im 15. i really wanna have sex with him
I’m 16 years old and grade 4 in junior high school, too young isn’t it? I do regret that I have already committed to sex with my girlfriend at this age.
Oh man I really wanna beat someone up one day.
Idk with whom am i living together in the room. I always get annoyed with her behavior. I know she loves western culture so much. But, not me and i don’t. ..
I took my panties down and let my step dad jerk it all over my pussy before school this morning.