The barista asked me what kind of milk I wanted in my frap, and I didn’t understand the question, so I said “Cow milk”. And the woman behind me laughed. But she was cute and we ended up talking, so it all worked out.

It hurts me so much that my classmates go out together and never invite me.

I lost my virginity last year, after I turned 18, in a t******** with my best friend and her boyfriend. It was awesome. My mom keeps asking me out of the blue if I’m a virgin and I keep lying reflexively saying I am, partially because she’s really rude about...

I slept with approximately 11 war wives while their husbands were overseas. I am married myself and I have kept all of this hidden. I carried on with one of them for almost a year. She dumped me when her husband came back. I find myself missing her on occasion....

my armpit smells like cat puke…

I think most people come to the internet looking for a fight. Our swords have been replaced with guns… there’s more hatred in these battles and less honor. Less death too, I guess.

I am wearing my headphones but they aren’t plugged in. I like this.

R: you constantly make me miserable. you’re a selfish, possessive, obsessed freak who can’t stand to see anyone else happy. one day i’ll find the strength to kick you out of my life.

C: you aren’t ready to be a mother. you are such a selfish person, so lazy,...

I’m a 25-year-old guy and I live with my 54-year-old mother, my mum’s 20-year-old boyfriend, his two friends (guys aged 21 and 20) and her best friend (who’s 49 and I’ve been dating for a year) and I couldn’t be happier.

When my mum booted my dad out to move...

y’know, my life doesn’t revolve around you. so leave me the hell alone.

I’m 16. My parents were divorced when I was 4. When it came time to decide what kind of custody they would have over me, my dad said, “Have it. I don’t want it.” It still hurts me to this day. I wasn’t even human to him. Much less a...

My wife and I have never had s** with anyone else. It’s starting to bother us but I don’t know what to do about it. There isn’t a good solution to our situation.

I wish I could send Pyramid Head to visit R.M. and teach her a lesson.

Sometimes, I hate myself. I know I should not but I cant always help it. I reflect upon myself and hate so much.

Once again I find myself staring at hot pictures of my stepdaughter in yoga pants….. God she’s gorgeous

everybody who believe existence of a god has IQ below 140. it is impossible to still believe if you have very high intelligence. i wish there would be a god, so that i could believe and peacefully die. But there is no god and when you die, you simply do...

I steal some of my friend’s mom’s cough syrup everytime I go over to his house.

I want to pay a w**** to sit on my face.

why am i so f****** unmotivated to do anything with my life

I screenshot every single argument that i have with my boyfriend via text, especially if he says something trying to degrade or belittle me. Even if he regrets it afterwards, I like to not forget about those things.

When I’m upset with myself I read it.

Why am I always...

I m********* in bed while my wife snores beside me. She has lost interest in s** so it,s pretty miserable. I am 52.

I have a sleep disorder called narcolepsy/cataplexy. Cataplexy is when I would become paralyzed for a short amount of time when I experience emotions. It often occurs when I would laugh. I heard it happens during s** and the narcolepsy might make me fall asleep while having s**. I also...

I m********* at least 3 times a day! God it feels amazing! I wish I had help with rubbing this tight, wet and warm p****… Ughhhh I need change!

I have a sleep disorder called narcolepsy/cataplexy. Cataplexy is when I would become paralyzed for a short amount of time when I experience emotions. It often occurs when I would laugh. I heard it happens during s** and the narcolepsy might make me fall asleep while having s**. I also...

I am so hungry!

Filth.

i cheated on my gf of 5 years with a friend of mine, who i met at party a year ago. im not in love in my current relationship and have very strong feelings for my friend.. who is married and says she loves me.. and i dont have the...

YOU ARE INTERRUPTING.

I don’t like my mother meeting any of the guys I date because one of the first questions she asks him is always about when he plans on having children. My mother acts like NOT having children just isn’t an option in life. But I don’t want children, and I’ve...

I danced with a girl and touched her while my girlfriend was away

When I was about 12 or 13 two girls wanted me to ditch school with them, because they told me they both wanted to give me a BJ. I was too scared and didn’t go. I wish I had the confidence level that I now have. I regret not going...

I fucked your younger sister loads of times did you both in the same night once how was it licking her juice from my d*** told you I’d have the last laugh b**** !!

But you won’t and you can’t- why not? Who is it that gives a s*** then?

I must have been a weird teenager. I was grossed out by s** and horrified that all my friends were having s**, and talking about nothing but s** all the time. Of course, most of them ended up pregnant, with STDs, broken hearts, over-used bodies, and with various emotional scars...

I hate the mother of my kids so much she uses me so she can do what she wants I wish I never left you C. I’m sorry

I told you… I am looking fear right in its face. I want it to burn, mainly to show I can’t be burned anymore.

I struggle with m***********. I have been for a couple month. I am a leader at my church. My parents think I’m perfect. The kids look up to me. But I need to get this out and get help. I need to tell a real person too.

When I was 13 I had a huge fight with my older brother and wished that he would die.

He was killed in a car accident two nights after I made that wish.

To this day I still feel like I played a part in his death.

The pain is never going to end unless I stop focusing on the negative and even bits of the positive and move on with my life! She never loved me the way I loved her. She didn’t always respect me and treat m how I wanted to be treated. Even...

I dislike being overly disturbed by random strangers. In the Western countries (USA, Canada, etc.), I feel f****** strangers start f****** annoying people by randomly coming up to you and chatting you up and messing with your mind too much.

I do not mind limited interactions with strangers, so...