NO MOVIES, NO FUN, NO DRINKING, NO FRIENDS TIL YOU WORK.

WHY AREN’T YOU LOOKING FOR WORK. TOO LAZY TOO STUPID TO WORK HEY.

NO WORK- NO S**. ZERO TOLERANCE.

im so h**** right know

im so h**** right know

why aren’t you WORKING ? WORK HARDER. WORK DAY AND NIGHT. ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT.

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you bastards workkk wurrrrkkkk wuuuuuurrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk work work wuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrkkkkk

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you bastards workkk wurrrrkkkk
you bastards workkk wurrrrkkkk

another suitor makes their presence felt in the shadows, we are not alone.

skinny blonde b**** leave your rich husband pretty please.

AT FAT FAT FAT DOG TURD FAT FAT USELESS HEAP OF CLOTTING BLOB DOG… DIE FAT FAT FAT TURD USELESS MUFFIN BAKING HEAP OF LOUD DOGS F*** DIRTY GIT W**** FAT FAT FAT FAT UGLY UGLY FAT BLOB DOG. FAT S*** FAT FAT FAT FAT DOG TURD FAT FAT USELESS...

My pet guinea pig died today. My niece left him out in the sun and he had a stroke. Such a painful way to die…. if only i could go back in time

I hope that one day you can move on from all this blaming other people dolce- dulcie for how bad your life has turned out.

I am about to j******* for the second time today, the temptation is unbearable. I hear that m*********** has its benefits, and that there is no downside to it, but I feel guilty an I feel like bad luck follows it for 24 hours. I won’t apologize anymore, it is...

Damn. You are so perfect with your dirty blonde length hair, pale skin and tall frame. You were so flawless you were such a s*** boy….

E….I want you to lick my p**** so bad. I know you could make me scream. 🙂 J.

I gave him bucket loads of golden showers and ritual humiliations on video tucked away in my dirty closet secrets somewhere.

i love ml lm p3 rubber c*** time.

About 10 days ago I had some friends over for a little party. He brought some coke and she brought a bag full of s** toys. I didn’t know that they’d been planning to seduce me for some time. I recall that the alcohol and coke made me feel...

I am a twenty-four old single male, straight. I have a neighbor who is seventy-one and a widower. Sometimes I would go over and help him with his yard work. One day we came back into the house to have something cold to drink. It was summer and very...

I feed my dog my snot and he loves it like its a treat…. I also spit in his mouth… He loves that like better than any treat!

I have this fantasy of f****** a woman who’s high on meth or ecstasy. I don’t actually want to be high myself. I just want to have the experience of f****** someone who is literally wildly h**** and who can’t get enough.

My young, cute and oversexed wife was curious about the male, full size rubber doll I had brought her. The doll had an 8 inch d*** with big balls attached and was always hard. This excited her. She took everything off, put some KY jelly on the doll’s prick...

My husband travels quite a bit for work. One evening while he was away I heard a knock on our door. It was past 10:00 and the kids were asleep. I was surprised to see my husband’s boss at the door and was worried something may have had happened to...

My wife keeps me in a rubber bag on average 23/7/365, with a zippered opening at mouth and crotch, so she can scratch the itch of close-to-clinical n**********, as often and for as long as she wants, which is very often and very long. I have learned to please her...

I love ML.

I want to f*** the receptionist at the building where I work. I’m not sure what it is about her, but I’m totally drawn to her, even though I’m married to someone else. I want to lick her p**** and f*** her feet. Or perhaps do the very opposite. Either...

I was sleeping naked one night and when I woke up the next morning my 24 year old stepdaughter was sucking on my c***. I asked her what the hell she doing she told me that she couldn’t help herself. She told me that her original plan was to walk...

he repeats himself over and over so s****** beating this s*** out

flies c** on me fly h**** corny. kick me I am plumberboy pee o fun I am bay ram kill me plumberboy pee o fun I am whey can ready to have none. sick on me flies walk...

I’m pooping right now. I’m also eating pizza. And drinking a coffee. Multitask win.

OH LOOK A CONFESSION NOT ABOUT S**. Yes, there are SOME people in the world not obsessed with s**! You people are pathetic!

I feel bad because a week before my wedding I was thown a party and there was strippers. I was a good girl and didnt do anything at the party( my sister did lol) but after the party I stayed and yes I was drunk. Noone knew but all 3...

I was looking at shoes and trying several on. I love shoes by the way. There was a guy about my dads age who was there. He told me that he would by me every pair of shoes I wanted as long as I tried them on in front of...

Oh no. A friend sent me an innocent video at work showing different fashion styles in Japan and there is one clip of a guy in slow motion on a kawasaki blowing smoke that I just can’t stop looking at. Gah, and it zooms in on his tattoos and arms...

does that fat b**** you f*** still eat out her potato salads and tiramisu out of your a** before loud s**?

I fantasize about my boyfriends mom. She is incrediable, we do alot of things together. I admit that while her and I were lying out in by the pool. I could not do anthing but look at her beautiful body. She is tan and her b**** are so perfect, she...

I just want one of you haters… to step inside the lion’s den. Then it starts getting real. Just one.

I have a boyfriend and he’s an amazing guy. It’s a long distance relationship. I have a friend who is s******* attracted to me and has been wanting to have s** with me for over a year. Last night I went to his house to spend some time with him...

I came home early they canceled the last meeting so I took an early flight home. I saw a couple of cars that obviously wasnt my daughters or her friends. I walked and could smell pot and I could hear down the hall as to what sounded like a p****...

I’m a cat. Hey if men can call themselves women and women can call themselves men just because they “feel” like one why cant I call myself a cat, get a tail implant, and put a pair of cat ears on my head? Why am I crazy for believing myself...

I want to do way more than kiss this guy. Like holy S***. I’m sixteen, not a virgin, and bi, he’s sixteen, a virgin and also bi. We get along brilliantly.
When he kisses me, it’s full on fireworks. My knees wobble and my palms get sweaty. I’m seeing...