My Father is dying of ALS. Both of his sisters and Mother died of it. Seems our family won the genetic lottery with ALS. I don’t know if I have the genes or not. Trying to get testing. To go with this, I have had a headache for 8 months...

Had an amazing dream today, did not even feel like opening my eyes. It took me back to my schooldays. It was school hours and we were sitting in a classroom and there was a session going on. Then suddenly, it started raining very heavily outside, so I had to...

This is almost cliche, but I cheated on my wife.

We’ve been married for many years and my wife told me just before we got married that she didn’t like s**. That didn’t make sense to me at the time, and I guess I didn’t believe her as we had always had a very physical relationship. We were both...

Ever since I was about 12, I get drunk alone in my room and show myself to men online. I blame it on being drunk so I don’t feel the guilt, but they make me feel beautiful. Even if it’s only because they want to see my body.

I work at Autozone, and we rip people off CONSTANTLY. We are judged by how many little packets of grease and s*** we sell when someone buys brakes or something like that. So we put the little packets in the box, and don’t tell the people we are charging them...

Over the last decade, I’ve gone from living paycheck-to-paycheck ($30K per year), to a comfortables, upper-middle-class lifestyle ($200K per year). I don’t know if it’s my change in economic status, or just the maturity of another decade, but I am not at all like I used to be. I listen...

I really need to get out more.

I contemplate suicide every day as a way to escape the soul crushing job I took in the army to stave off homelessness.

I contemplate suicide every day as a way to escape the soul crushing job I took in the army to stave off homelessness.

I hate laugh tracks.

No matter what I do, who I meet, how successful I become, it will never measure up to the way I feel about you. It’s been four years since I lost you to my own idiocy and no matter what I do, everything reminds me of you. Music I hear,...

My family and friends are trying to get me to join Facebook.I don’t want to be on Facebook.

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I had a pet duck when I was a kid. I want a pet duck now but the place where I live wont let me keep livestock. I want a duck damn it.

I think I’m uglier than sin even though people say otherwise.I try to see what others see but I just don’t know how.

I had been clean for seven years, but I relapsed four months ago. It was only five or six 500 mg Vicodin pills, but I still feel guilty as hell for doing it. I’m okay now ,but I still feel like crap.My family and friends never even knew I had...

There are good parts to being single that people often don’t even realize. For example, I just got over a wicked headache in no-time flat, because it is completely quiet, and I don’t even have to fend off responsibilities or anyone else’s agenda. All I had to do was pop...

Sometimes I wonder what society would do if a massive solar flare occurred and cut out all of earth’s electrical power for a long period of time.Cell phones, Internet, backup generators, anything electric.

I am Eminem and they are D-12. I see I’ve gotta do this on my own. Clearly the dream belongs to only one of us.

I met you and tryed to see if you wanted to connect. I quickly realized you were getting over someone else. All we we ever did was talk about your ex. That’s why we’re so close. You could confide in me. I’m tired of talking about your ex.

Furthermore, every...

I have WAY too many people in my life who make BAD decisions. Birds of a feather…. I need new friends and people in my life. NOW.

I’m m*********** right now… I’m so wet,warm and tight… More lonely though 🙁 ahhhh god so good! Im gonna go play in the shower…

Some people deserve an high five…
In their faces…
With a chair!

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore, but I don’t want to die. I wish that some earth like planet would just spawn somewhere and I could be magically teleported there. The planet would be a beautiful and fertile, and I would happily live the rest of my...

Because of my medical problems if I ever get pregnant I wont survive the pregnancy. There’s also a chance that I wont survive an abortion. I’m so afraid of becoming pregnant that I’ve avoided having any s***** relationships with guys. I’m aware of birth control and condoms, but condoms can...

I don’t want to date I just want a cuddle buddy and maybe be s***** but I don’t want a boyfriend

So I like this boy and I kissed his cheek and grinder on him and gave Him a b**** and we cuddled but he probably doesn’t like me back due to age difference…. It’s not that bad bc it’s four years but people already hate on us for the things...

MY FATHER AND MOTHER ARE S****** RETARTED STUPID LITTLE PEOPLE.

I TELL THEM NEARLY EVERY DAY HOW S****** RETARTED STUPID LITTLE PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE.

I FORGIVE THEM FOR BEING S****** RETARTED STUPID LITTLE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN ME NO WHERE IN LIFE. IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT THEY ARE...

If i didnt changed school i would be dead by suiciding cause i was bullied like hell i hated my life i’ve been treated like a maid in class they pushed it me sometime blood came out of my mouth an that was just cause i had a crush on...

I have an absolutely crippling fear of heights. It’s so bad that once I climbed a ladder to change a light bulb. The ladder shook and I looked down. I was stuck for about ten minutes.

You know that movie Ruby Sparks??
Well I’ve created in my mind the perfect boyfriend, he’s tall,brunette hair,dark eyes amost 30 years old with the most delucious smile.I dream about him a lot and those dreams with him are so full of passion and love.He is very seductive with...

I remember being h**** at 5 years old. I keep thinking that it would have been nice if a woman would have done s***** things to me, I always saw s*** women on Tv and got an erection when I was a little kid and I definitely always fantasized about...

All of my aunts and cousins are pretty cool, but Annie is a complete anomaly. She’s dumb as a rock, a libertarian, and wants to go to the stupidest redneck school in the nation where she’ll probably be mistaken for a sheep and raped.

I guess all these things...

A former friend of mind won a big prize and she’s turned into such a snobby b**** that I cannot even consider her a friend any more. It makes be so angry because I encouraged her to enter, told her she would win, rejoiced with her as others frowned and...

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I f****** hate it when I see slutty girls wearing short shorts! I’m definitely not jealous…jealous of what? Dressing in shorts where all people see is a** and crotch!? Looking at girls wearing them makes me want to pull their f****** hair; yanking their head to the ground, and start...

my f****** family dresses me up as if it’s the 1970s what the f*** i have too much clothes that i dont f****** want or need at all unless im supposed to use them as rags.

I hate how I’m always doubted, by everyone. I hate feeling so alone. I feel like I’ve been so stupid and so naive. Been such a terrible person. The things people say to sugarcoat my anger and cheer me up just,,, s***. Really s***. This world is unusual. I’m sorry,...

Karma has been a mean thing lately. It seems like any progress reverts itself, and when I try to better myself and my situation, people want to stick their noses in. I was a highly successful marketing representative that got Bell’s Palsy, and now I’m waiting find out if I...

Catholics are hypocritical bullies. Protestants are hypocritical thugs. Muslims are scum. Zionist Jews are assholes. Catholics priest and nuns are freeloaders that enjoy terrorizing children. Eastern Orthodox Catholic Russians enjoy killing Eastern Orthodox Catholic Ukrainians. Zionist Jews enjoy killing Palestinian children. Palestinians enjoy killing Israeli children. Shiite Muslims enjoy killing...