Matter-of-factly, the last two times I saw you you were drinking. I hope it helps. It can’t make you look younger unless the other person is drinking, though, just FYI.

You are raising a man child woman. As far as I go, I am doing just fine without you. Although I must say, you present yourself so irresistibly… or maybe you aren’t.

You have a quick wit and a sharp tongue, but your nasty, self-obsessed ego is what holds you back the most. Why is it the religious ones actually think they are all-knowing and all-powerful? Does it still help? How about alcohol does that help? Did he come back? Would he...

I found my mums ashes in a box in the top of my dad’s cupboard, hidden under all my step mum’s stuff.

Sometimes I think about hanging myself from my ceiling fan. Not really because I want to die. I just want someone to find me and care. I just want someone to save me.

I cut again after not having done so in months, and I before now all scars I had left look like scratches and were on my stomach, but now what I did this time, I know will scar and I can’t tell anyone, not even those who know I did...

I’m sleeping around with my sister’s bf

im working in a hospital. i have a major crush on my patient. im feeling really guilty about this… but i cnt control that feeling..tat patient is 3 years younger than me. i hope that this would go away

I am 37 years old. I have never been happy, never had a normal relationship. I am fat, ugly, and selfish. I have made my checklist of things I need to get done. I have to wait 17 more months so my insurance will pay out on suicide and I...

If my girlfriend doesnt have s** with me in the next two weeks she’ll be single. Isnt that sad? I’m a smart guy, and I like her for who she is as a person and a human being. But if she wont cross that line with me she’s more trouble...

I am not sure what to do anymore. “Suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems” but my problems aren’t temporary. I’m unattractive, I’m shy, I’m an idiot. Dying seems great to be honest cause you won’t feel anything anymore. It’s like leaving everything behind. I guess I’m suicidal, I...

I’m not what to do anymore.” Suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems” but my problems aren’t temporary. I’m unattractive, I’m shy, I’m an idiot. Dying seems great to be honest cause you won’t feel anything anymore. It’d like leaving everything behind. I guess I’m suicidal, I cry everyday...

I don’t want friends. I don’t to know anyone at all. I like being rude to people as often as possible.

sometimes lately with my middle ear infections, I pick up the phone when people ring and just scream at them to F*** OFF F*** OFF F*** OFF, and hang...

I HOPE GIRLS ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL HAVE A DAY OF

THROW SOMEONE AT A GUY TO GET HIS ATTENTION AND MAKE A FOOL OF HIM DAY

FOR ME… FOR ALL THE TIMES GUYS THREW THINGS AT ME RUDELY EMBARSING SINCE I WAS A LITTLE TODLER CHILD ME...

I just want to continue m*********** vaccum cleaners and fridges and shoes and I might go back to m*********** windows for politicans again like I did as a child. I hope I can get a better job, but doubt it.

no I am not ok … I have a bad...

i was offending my ELDERS, jimmy and caza elder by wanting more out of life 20 years ago when their kids were little children, so sorry I got in your way lady carol when i was a single young woman looking for a career and man while you had children...

I’m glad you’re ok.

you are a creep and I want you to know there are heaps of men out there better then you, and I hope it all works out for you with that fat c*** sad-sad sad-y lady with the big fake cheesey grin. I don’t like her and I don’t have...

I am basically a selfish self obsessed person who can only make out with myself in the mirror and I intend becoming more selfish and closing off the world around me. I have given others around me enough chances already.

I am a ugly woman and I was an ugly girl who has masturbated most of my life because people tell me how ugly I am without having to say a word. its what they don’t say that says a lot or how they treat you, or how their complements...

I am trying to find a picture of a guy I knew ages ago when he was a kid now he is a famous model I am so wrapped in him. I guess this is childish but I want to see him again he has amazing blue eyes and handsome...

I am deliberately turning my parents against the guy I like to teach him a lesson in manners. I want to hit him and hope I will get a chance to next time I see him. you sure know how to rub women up the wrong way dickhead.

I confess I haven’t been here for awhile. Also, I still can’t quite wrap my head around what happened. I think I’m missing something.

I hate how I portray myself to my friends. I wake up everyday depressed and on the verge of tears but the minute I see them some sort of switch goes off and Bam! Not depressed. Just normal. All but one of my friends think that I’m perfectly happy and...

As long as you’re happy.

I banged her because I was bored and depressed. She was a lovely woman, and I feel like an a******* for doing it and probably really hurt her feelings. It was also the first time I ‘hit it and quit it’ in my life. I genuinely prefer relationships and will...

I have a teddy bear I call Buttrust , the bear. 😉

I hump my bear Buttrust.

accidentally just gave myself a facial..

I want to be persecuted, yes! I want to be hated. I want to be the remembered as the worlds most hated man child woman of all time!

I’m a full time student, a full-time teacher, a mother, and a victim of verbal abuse. I think my boyfriend is a monster and I hate him but I am too cowardly to leave him. I hate myself and I wish I was dead, but I would never do that...

I seen depressing old Virginia yesterday pushing past people in the shop with her annoying little old personality and thought, I bet it usually works for you old cheese!
anyway I pushed her and Justy together cuz they suit each other so much in personality everytime I see them...

I cannot stand religious fanatics. NOW stickers anger me. I truly believe that Christians don’t really believe in god, or they wouldn’t sin so much. The other day I fucked a christian dude in the a**. I could tell he wasn’t new at this, and he was youth pastor. lolololololol....

Today I walked into a McDonalds to use the bathroom. The place was a mess and there was no way I was gonna sit on a pissy a** seat. I hate mcdonalds anyway, so I took a huge s*** on the floor and left.

I want to die, but I feel bad about it

It’s times like these when I am happy to be alone. I don’t have to justify my actions or who I choose to be to any of you motherfuckers. Who the f*** are you really? Look at you- you can’t stop your b******* to save your life, yet you have...

I can’t f*** anything that has a pulse. you don’t look like a upright lawn mower to me, so your out of the running.

I fucked him on the lawn mower while it was on.

waha, I was just wondering if the administrators and owners of this site would hand it over to me soon, and allow me to take over running this site for them?

I have ran a chook raffle a few times and can administrate a few toilet flushes.

some...

My success has alienated me from my friends and family. I was raised poor, in a small town full of poor people in the South. But then I moved to a big city, and over the last 20 years, I’ve been busting my a** to improve my situation. About ten...

I have been in chronic pain since puberty. At eighteen I was diagnosed with chron’s disease. My joints are in constant agony regardless of flare up. Right now I am in so much pain and everything feels hopeless.

My dad’s not funny. I almost always fake laughter just so there won’t be an awkward silence.