Robbed your son for his Halloween candy at Canepoint Stole your tree on Christmas 🎄
Ghetto Santa Claus
Get outta here Halloween! Its Christmas 🎄 time now, ive already got my hoes on the striper poll! Hoe hoe hoe
Evil Santa Claus
I have a Seeking Arrangement profile to boost my ego.
I have sinned, for in this sin I have done something so morally wrong that all I ask for is god’s forgiveness. In return I shall never go back to p********** and the filth that lies within it. I’ve only ever sought to bring good to this world, thus, I...
Pop punk is so f****** awful. All my friends like it, and I cannot stand it when they talk about it. The almost the entire pop punk fan base is annoying, holy s***.
I’m having an affair with my first love. I’ve been married to a wonderful person for 17 years, but this first boy and I have a connection that has lasted for over 20 years. I never stopped loving him and we kept in touch all these years when I knew...
I feel like a prick saying this, But sometimes I dread meeting fans of the same music I like- really lo fi indie- becaus I just hate it when annoying people squeal over bands like “OMFG THATS THEIR BEST SONG IM DYING” or other annoying s*** like that. If you...
I think you were the one. What happened? I love the man I’m with now but if you were to come back it would take everything I have not to choose you. I need to talk to my friend about it but I never see them.
My parents threw me out because I’m gay, now they want me to come home.
I really don’t get why people call it ” the miracle of birth” or even why it’s considered a miracle. I mean, an egg gets fertilized, the embryo grows , then several months later a baby. I don’t get it.
Okay, it’s been two years, I need to let this out. There has been this girl that I’ve fallen deeply in love with, I really think that she is the most beautiful girl to ever live, but I’m just so… unattractive to say the least. I know I could never...
Am I even dating this guy? Are we actually dating? We don’t talk much because we only share one period, but we have gone on a date and are going to homecoming together… but I feel as if we’re not really together…. I really like him but I dunno about...
I may truly hate my wife. Resentment of her infedelity and her “Keeping her guilt under wraps” is truly draining. Still won’t hand over phone records….
I love you.
So here’s one to think about. My boyfriend and I have liked each other now for 2 months but barely asked to be his yesterday. We talk at school and just barely started to hang out. Yesterday after spending all day with him, we kissed. Pecking style. But today...
A bunch of my friends, including my best crime friend, the first guy I’ve been in a relationship in with, an d another close friend are all going to a concert. Nobody told me or invited me. Apparently they had already planned this out a couple weeks ago. I feel...
I freak out every time I hear a certain ringtone.
Every day that i continue to live, breath and think the things that people like my father in his speeches eats me alive where i have thought about taking my life to get away from it no mater the cost.
go self harm some more pussies! Next time get serious about it!
Married with kids. Marriage crumbling. Only staying to be near kids. Fell in love with someone much younger than me, we’ve had numerous s***** encounters , it’s mind blowing s**. Her and I started out as a emotional affair, hard to not be near her, I lie every second to...
Ok so when u was 7 I used to hang out with my babysitters son (we’re both guys) and we would go into his play set and okay this game called S***, lick, kiss and we would do that to each other’s g*******.
I dont know who the stranger that lives within me is anymore. I don’t even feel human. Im lost in my own sorrow. Ive lost my knowing. Knowing of myself and the people around me.. I dont know what to do anymore. Have I given up on myself? Will I...
I love my husband, and I love my kids, but every so often, I think about taking my half of the money out of the bank, packing up my stuff, and just going off and living on my own. There are times I’d just be happier alone.
I really need new friends but they’re so hard to get.. I really can’t take this anymore
I always feel like im not good enough. All these people i’ve grown up with are so smart and doing amazing things and i feel like i’m barely making it with grades and with friends and with relationships. Plus i feel like people see me as a failure. I’m just...
I’m so pathetic. I want attention but I push it away. I am so stupid and ugly. Everyone tries to cheer me up but I don’t believe a word. I always walk away from my friends and avoid them all the time. They usually don’t notice I am gone. I’m...
I can feel myself resigning to partial happiness. Maybe I wasn’t meant for much more.
I would love to make out and have s** with a girl. (I am a girl by the way) I’m seventeen and im not ugly but I guess I’m not the type of girl other girls go for. I really do wish to try and experience a lesbian relationship (in...
My stepdaughter is in her mid twenties, I raised her since she was 5….. She’s now the most beautiful woman I know. I’ve never done or said anything inappropriate to her. But it’s ridiculous how hot she is….. She turns heads everywhere! When I’m not staring, it’s because I’m concentrating...
I always get hard when my girlfriend tells me about her problems and it’s like, not the time! Go away!!
My friend trusted me enough to hold her art folder for a few days while there was trouble at home. I went through it and found some very personal thoughts and letters. I shouldn’t have read them but I did. The guilt is slowly killing me. I can’t stand it!...
My sister is almost 19 and she had a baby, it was black, the only blacks that have ever lived even close was this lady and her 14 year old son. They rented this house and lived there for about a month, then suddenly moved out.
I donned scuba gear and entered the swimming pool. As we had agreed upon earlier, a naked Rodolfo entered after me. He had eaten nothing but cream corn for four days. As I settled on the bottom of the pool with my mask and breathing apparatus intact, I looked up...
I really want to lick my wife’s a****** when I am eating her out but I don’t know how she would react. The idea of eating out her a** is a big turn on.
I’ve noticed that over the last five years, I find women my own age less and less attractive. I’ve worked at the same place for that long. I was hired at age 30, and there were a handful of women my age there. But mostly older people. Anyway, the 30-year-old...
When I was in middle school, I inappropriately touched and explored my neighbors dog and my parents pets. I honestly was so young and I had no idea what I was doing until I got older and realized what I did. I have asked for forgiveness and I have repented...
I drove My old best friend to cut. She’s been feeling like a third wheel and I have been so busy and so stressed about everything I actually end up saying things I don’t mean and now she has cuts on her wrist. And tbh, I want to cut so...
I fantasize and dream about being in a relationship with one of my teachers. They’re so handsome I cant stand it. Gaaah, but its so illegal.
7 year old obese child can’t bare to see a 31 year old woman in a loving relationship