The Hobbit Soundtrack turns me on.

I have such an intense response to this ‘cuteness aggression’. I’m so glad it finally has a name!! Cute things are just so cute I want to completely crush them with my bare hands! Puppies, kitties, hamsters, any animal really. Humans…. not so much. They’re too ugly. But Cute things!...

I have mastered the art of apologising to make a problem go away. It sounds sincere and honest. Some may call this a weakness, I call it clever bullshitting, I don’t mean a word of it and I have no shame or guilt.

My mother discovered my father is cheating on her. She was very upset and it was the first time I saw her cry. Truth is, I learned this a while ago. My dad asked to use my personal laptop when our family computer was broken he said all he had...

Ghetto culture, creationism, radical islam, scientology, and h******* feminism…

I can’t decide which one is the worst. Too bad they all can’t just drop dead.

Yo Gabba Gabba is the weirdest, most bizzare television show I have ever seen in my entire life. It’s like an acid trip for toddlers.

Religion is a cult…any and all varieties.

All religion and anyone who actually believes in it should ALWAYS be mocked at every opportunity. How otherwise intelligent people could buy into such ridiculous, superstitious nonsense just baffles me. Religion is a cancer to society in every way it possibly could...

haha she offered fwb, little late in the game dont yeah think I despise you now.

There’s this guy I like and I wanted to give him head, so i did. I am 15. I’m a virgin and this is the first time ive done something bad/s***** (including giving head).. am I a hoe? Am I a bad person now?

I am dating this girl and well she is quite ugly and I am not attracted to her, I just needed s** and couldn’t get anyone for a while and well…
So I want to break up with her because I got what I wanted a few times and...

It f****** pisses me off that I told my mom that I don’t like her friend because she is a loud shady annoying a** and my mom starts crying defending her and making me feel s***** but at least it’s the truth.

feed them to the wolves, they same they did to me

I had something going on with the ex of my best friend, I exactly knew that she still loved him. I liked the fact that he was her ex, it made it even more exciting. I told everybody we were just friends and that I didn’t love him, which wasn’t...

i want all you in my a** at the same time

It’s quite sad when you lay in bed and stop to think deeply about how you have changed drastically. How your view has changed negatively, how you just now assume people are all quite the same and that well love is never love anymore no being takes love seriously any...

Why does everyone focus on the problems when instead they could be spending time thinking of a resolution

When life gives you lemons. Take those lemons and shove them up your a**. Squeeze the lemons so lemon juice sprays in to your a***.. Once your a** hole is completely obliterated and very soury. Take some peanut butter and spread it in your b*** hole then have a dog...

i swear n****** are the dirtiest people on the planet.

All witches deserve to have their tongues ripped out and burnt on a stake alive.

f***** is just another word for infections or diseases.

homosexuals is just another word for people with s*** under their finger nails

I am in a huge mess.
I owe money left, right and centre
I don’t have a stable job – I’ve been looking for one for too long
My dad jus died after a 2 year battle with cancer some 3 weeks ago
I fell in...

I went through all forms of child abuse until I was 13 when my mother got full custody. I was depressed and started cutting when I was 9 and didn’t stop til I was 14 or 15 and even then it was off and on, I convinced myself I was...

I suddenly started imagining myself bound in a bright orange latex suit with black straps and gagged with a black b*******. Wearing a black latex hood with cat ears that doubles as a blindfold, leaving only my nose and gagged mouth visible. Nothing more than a doll for him to...

People think that I am very well mannered and a quite guy but when I reflect on the things I think in my mind , I can only say that I am a f****** PSYCHOPATH.

I was in the checkout at the grocery store behind two young black women. One of them had two kids in tow and was pregnant. Her friend asked, “What are you having?” and the mom said, “Girl I’m having another welfare check!” And they laughed. Then she paid for her...

Y’know what? The reason I like those particular shows is because they are well written and are made with a lot of creativity and wit… unlike the crap you watch. So you just keep your bloody opinions to yourself, stick to your trash reality shows, and leave the programs that...

My ex had a really horrible attitude, if she wanted it bad enough then she deserved it. I want i want I want I want. Welfare here ya go take this 3 bedroom house for free, never mind that we’ll make a homeless couple live in a hostel as long...

I’m in love with this girl from my school. I know I shouldn’t because I’m a girl myself, and I feel so guilty about being in love with her. I know it’s wrong but I couldn’t control my feelings. I’ve never told anyone about this, not even my family or...

I look in the mirror and I see a beautiful s*** woman. It took years to reach this point in my life.

These next few days are going to be a blast. No more good girl. I’m gonna do what I want and I’m not afraid of burning anything in the front of me. You shouldn’t have fucked with me.

Everybody I know are attached alrdy. I’m actually waiting for some kinda miracle…

I was shopping with my ex and tallied up the receipt, we weren’t charged for the 12 pack of carlsberg beer. I’ll rectify that now while the ex was shouting ‘get in the car’ wow that’s so s***** it’s like s*****, F*** her it”s her own fault and it isn’t...

Please read……….
Ever since I was born . It as noticeable that I had several mental issues.when I was about 8 I got my first nanny:everything was okay , I got a second everything thing was fine. Then the third one came . The day after her arrival...

i am avery good looking man, i lift weights, outdoors active, i work a good fulltime job and work a second part time job as a security officer. I am outgoing always happy and very positive. I take care of my body, lifting weights eating right etc. with good grooming....

the the dark secret covenant of clacking witches are looking to cause my demise but i interrupted their secret circle before the spell could be cast upon me.

I love.p*** and I am 11

Okay you guys need to stop saying you are a 90s kid if you were born in the 90s. I am a ducking 90s kid because I was a KID in the 90s

Retards

I have so much to do today and I don’t know where to start. I had a bad night and didn’t sleep. The thought of lying back down and going back to sleep is so tempting, but I know if I do that it’ll just be a waste of time....

I’m contending with serious suicidal thoughts again. This has been going on, on and off for three years.

I want to tell someone so that it can at least be seen that I need room to breathe, but if I say a word, I’ll just be stripped of my rights...

I paid a h***** $60 for a b******* on Monday.