Ain’t got time to play with crackers I need my joint worked on by a sissy specialist and I ain’t paying a dime or giving you nothing tired of whites always asking me don’t ask me for shiiit! You better show respect when you talking to the slammer got fools like corvallus on here running dey mouths talking a big game on they backsnatch but when it comes time to deliver the goodies they ain’t nowhere to be found! I ain’t got time! You too hallisey or Hallisonian need my those lips around my joint rn damn racist azz crackerjacks all up in my business
My family is Arab Muslim After mom got raped by a black thug and had to ride his c*** now she can’t stop thinking about his c*** Every time she thinks of her r***** she fingers her p**** Give mom advice and ask for pic of her Send text to 7732900804
I’m curious…
Can someone in the Military date someone the same gender? If they just keep a very low profile on it? Can you be trans and lie that you were born the gender you became by surgery? I need answers.
My neighbor admitted to me over drinks that she cheated on her MCAT to get into med school, how? I don’t know since it’s heavily proctored and even has cameras in the testing rooms(could have been an inside job) anyway I used to think she was so perfect now I...
For some context: I live in Ecuador, I have a healthcare plan and insurance in Ecuador, I do not have one here where I am. I am in San Francisco right now with my mom and brother. I am taking a summer course. I’m going back to my home country...
The only way you can get me to believe the holocaust happened is by giving me a time machine.
I can’t bring myself to “respect”/”tolerate” any of these new wave “rappers” (*cough* more like, autotuned talentless mumbling clowns/products) everybody be praising these days like.. Lil yachty, lil uzi vert, lil xan, lil skies, lil peep, lil pump, xxxtentacion, 6ix9ine, post malone, 21 savage, migos, drake, nicki minaj, chris brown,...
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He’s a secret pervert. I love him
Just a random question, if you are a racist that means you usually don’t want to have anything to do with people who don’t look like you right? I’m a biker I hangout at the club only bars and go to all the parties but I’m not a racist. There...
Today i went to a thrift store (because i mostly buy my clothes there) and i found a dolce & gabbana shirt for €5. I looked it up and it is €345. I love thrift shops
Apparently the chimp attack story is true. Omg!
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eu acabei de matar uma pessoal e me sinto estranho. algo que era para eu me sentir melhor na vdd me senti otimo. adorei corta a garganta dele,adorei ver o sangue voando longe, adorei da mais de 50 facadas na pessoa. era para eu me sentir mal mas eu nao...
I like to show off my big floppy t****** and shaved p****..ms Pat@6013411649
When I was a kid I found a deck of cards in my moms underwear drawer that had naked men on them with boners and I looked at them often.
Look up “the dictionary of obscure sorrows” and read a bit of it. I found out about it recently and I loved it.
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I once had a farting contest with my teacher during a football game. She won.
Anybody have know any good conspiracy theories?
My friends all s***. Summer and none of them contact me at all. Makes me feel great. And like they are only friends with me when it benefits them.
I am a 19 year old girl. And so far, had 2 s***** partners. I broke up with the last recently. And 2 is far too many, so I’ll just never have s** again. Because I’m a terrible s*** anyways. Probably will die alone with cats. But that’s what happens...
Unpopular opinion: Sweet tea and soda are disgusting. I prefer water.
To my lovely M, I am feeling a lot better and I also have a question for you. If you had one wish what would it be?, mine wish would be to have people with anxiety and depression to live their life without fear and worries.
I was attacked by s***** demons about lesbianismn i fought but i fell in the end lusted about my step mother out of anger i am psychotic and embarrassed i am not gay i didnt think dirty thoughts to bring them in im pissed off i did it cause i...
I promise you this, it will be all smiles and when you finally sleep I will take a pubic hair and make a Better clone of you
I feel like I was meant for more than this. We don’t exist to work, we exist to live.
not a confession just a question. I opened a watermelon and the texture is unusual. It feels grainy and it’s orange-red in some areas and I’m not sure about the taste. I cut up half but threw the grainiest bits and put it in the freezer and left the intact...
I called out of work yesterday for being sick. So I got drunk last night to ensure I looked like s*** this morning.
Transsexuals that hate Drag Queens are the dumbest people on this earth. Trans people are the first to say they need to be allowed to be who they want to be but then they turn around and shame other people for doing the exact same.
Human Extinction
Someone’s pissed =D
Problem?
I will kill myself soon. I want to leave in complete silence. Nobody will ever get news because nobody is what i am.
I used to but now i don’t. Not one bit.
Just, yknow wondering- is it normal for me to harm myself because I’m scared? Like- someone makes something feel like my fault, but even I know it’s not. There’s someone in my life that makes me upset, such as making me feel bad about the way I think, and this...
Every time I see a report about large death counts or dropping birth rates, I feel comfort because there are far, FAR too many humans on this planet causing too many problems and the best solution is simply Less humans. If the Black Plague led to the Renaissance, maybe another...
Some idiot drew a picture of Alfred E Neuman on the bathroom wall of my favorite restaurant. He apparently drew the picture in f**** matter.
i don’t know what to do. help anyone. so the guy i have liked for a few months asked me out on a date. and im a teenager, and ive never been on a date or anything. i talked to my parents and they agreed after some convincing that i...