I’m lucky to have a hot a** girlfriend but something disgusting happened last night that I’m not sure I can recover from. I was hitting the back door when this long thick bloody string started coming out, I’m not gonna lie I screamed like a b****, she didn’t know wtf I was babbling about at first, it was one of those Scooby doo G G G G Ghost moments. I just snatched her up and took her to the ER, it was a f****** tape worm! 3 feet long, how in the f*** can some s*** like that live in someone and not be noticed? Right now I can’t even look at her I’m so sick to my stomach. I’m seriously done, I guess just because a chick is hot doesn’t me she’s perfect. Folks, lay off that pork!