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What do you mean collecting? I don’t possess anyone of these people. I’m “collection”. You mean “attracting”? I don’t get any benefit from them.

I can’t help what they feel, but they are not good for me in one or many ways. They know it too. If I care I...

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I am amazing aren’t I? That’s part of the problem. It causes a lot of problems. Truth though I don’t think it’s really all that extraordinary. I don’t even try but it turns a person into a s*** magnet. It forces me to be alone because you can’t tell what’s...

Beginning slowly at 13 and quickly getting into it with great enthusiasm, I began to flash decent looking females my hard c***. I took no time graduating squirting my c******* anywhere I can. Near them so they see, or on them when I’m close enough. Squeezing a breast while stroking...

For gods so loved and for god loved thee that was ordered to KILL ALL MEN AND ABORT ALL MALE FETUSES to save the world of the cowardly malignant cancerous tumors men have been and are and it is you lady who can save this world and all of its...

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My wife (I am a woman) looks like George Castanza in a wig. 5″6′ short drop crew cut, polo shirts, cargo shorts, over compensation bling, watches, one of those extended Jeeps her “big green p****”, physique of a raccoon. I am thinking of going straight.

They’re also massive! Just how I like em! Lesbians are the best especially in plaid and a wool cap. They are like lumberjacks with a v***** and the face of a body builder. Rawr.

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Hello Jon, be careful with Corvallus, he’s fucked about 35 n****** as far as I can tell with no protection. He has a motto of NO LOADS REFUSED that he touts as being a cornerstone of what he calls The Corvallus Difference ® I think this promise also includes a...

I think Kay has fallen in love with me!!!!!

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Also though, I said “we were” not we are. Past tense, but I know. I sometimes wonder if that whole thing was a dare brought on by others from my past who I was not in touch with and not even considering getting into touch with, to see what I...

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Will this group of jizzlemen be able to stand up to the S**** Lords together? How is it that this site has so many jizzlemen?

Hello Jizzle Jon, here is a list of all of the “Jizzle men” here on simply confess:
Corvallus Winslow
The Jeffersonian
Dookie Dunker Darnell
Cream Gene
Homophobic Guy
Donkey D*** Darnell
Clark Hallisey
N***** Nuts Nick
All the hoes on Calle...

Greetings I am Jizzle Jon I c** from another time seeking history’s greatest jizzlemen who have mastered s**** training and can help us defeat the S**** Lords who seek to strip our species of their sperm as a delicacy leaving our future barren. I was informed that a great jizzler...

Who are you this B H G C and d**?

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D!ck Chopper:I chop d!cks nonstop. I offer my services to people for people for free and due to common requests the chopped d!cks could be shoved deep down the throat of the lump of flesh (the man) they were attached to and the chopped balls shoved into the eye sockets...

I have one girl in my life who is afraid of you. As a matter of fact I went out for a drive with her last night to look at Christmas lights.

I am not allowed to ever communicate with you again. Understandable, considering. It’s fair.

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I don’t speak of you at all. People in the know think your fucked in the head. They don’t like you.

This site needs another category. I think it would be a good round off to what is already here. It should be called… A hope. Like— I hope for the worlds sake that this Corona 19 goes away forever, like yesterday. For people to stop killing for drugs and money....

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a sissy suitcase is ones a***, akin to how prisoners “suitcase” contraband up their r*****. THE MORE YOU HO!

Slurp ya later friends & fiends!

– CORVALLUS

#Thank-a-ton-karma #Nuke-china-and-the-chinese #Ban-the-chinese-from-all-our-sites #Kill-yourselves-you-s***-stain-chinese-ugly-retard-hallucinating-pathetic-animalabusing-selftalking-cocksucker-terrorists #Send-deadly-viruses-that-kill-only-the-chinese-all-over-the-world

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I wish that I was licking and sucking on some sweet clean p**** right now making it come and flow into my mouth.

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I think his name was Jacksonian

After checking the house and Krystal’s window I set up my little stand and lightly tapped on the glass. I saw her shadow through the curtains get up from her bed. She crossed the room twice, then she was looking out at me with her bright pretty smile. She slowly...

Hillary Clinton and Nancy Pelosi have had their fair shares of ups and downs in their friendship, but right now it was an up.

Sitting in Hillary’s kitchen, eating pizza while talking about various things. One particular thing they talked about was the impeachment of Donald Trump. It made them...