Dont get mad, get glad.

Finger f*** her ears til she goes deaf, call it the ringer

My mother has hurt me in the past so I steal money from her and hurt her. She caught often and i would gaslight and lie to her face even through i did it and i wouldt care. I have strong psychopathic tendencies and sociopathic behaviour I honeltu dont care...

Shut up imposter.

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Okay means it’s true. It also means your ashamed to admit it.

I just saw Prestonian behind the TA in Montgomery, thought he was taking a s*** in nature but he was m*********** his a****** with a turtle! That man is sick! How can any church let him perform, he needs to repent!

Wait a minute, none of this explains the emails…..or the timing….or the .org account…or how I ruined her week….or the funkopop thing…or the siren cosplay….or the incident last August… or her dropping my name….or her calling in a mental heath check,, or why they refunded me instead of getting me...

Idk what to title this just I love sucking d***, I’ve been doing it since I was 13 and it never gets boring. I’ve snuck out after my parents went to sleep just for an old fat guy to shove me on my knees and put his d*** in my...

She even publicly humiliated me s*******…I deserved it to be honest. Oh well,I have no shame. The loneliness and realization of how wrong I was about T being secretly in love with me is bumming me the f*** out. I’m pathetic and unlovable. I haven’t made any progress. I’m the...

25 m here just need p**** hmu on insta – deep19.leo

Sorry I’m so delusional, gullible, gross, and pathetic T. I guess I really am stuck in the past. Hopefully you at least got a laugh outof this whole trashfire. Honestly I deserved it after being such a s*** d*** the last couple of years. Bring on the probation, I don’t...

I’ve been trying to hide my depression and sucdal thoughts for a month now. I should maybe tell a friend or a boss or family but they wouldn’t understand. Right now it seems like I have so much to live for. But for whatever reason I’m sucidl again. If I...

WHAT if it is the will of Jesus that they do not get married? What if Jesus knows it would not work out?

Please pray in the name of Jesus Christ that Janet and Marcus get married to each other. Thank you

well this is just kinda like me asking for advice… to start off, i think i like this girl in my class (do take note im a female as well) im still unsure whether this is actually me liking her or just lust… recently, she keeps talking to me and...

A catfish is a person who is so unappealing in personality and looks but also desperate for online social interaction they can’t be themselves and expect to attract some attention or contact, they know it, so they take on the personality of someone else who is more attractiv to get...

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Closed 😭 can you recommend a place that hosts a whigger Wednesday night in the area? I read about the purple cucumber but can’t find an address for it. TIA

Oh, and If you are her, none of this applies to you, so no worries. 😉 Just get ahold of me at your convenience. This website is your problem now, not mine. It’s infested with trolls and catfishes.

What do you think T? Should this mentally unstable catfish kill herself over all the trouble she caused both of us? No wonder you never contacted me, it wasn’t even you, Siren. If it was you, you clearly would have contacted me, right? So this catfish should go kill herself...

Cleo’s is closed forever. The new owners are in the process of turning it into something else. For fun in Orlando, visit Hanks, Bar Codes, Club Orlando, Club 3018, or Savoy Orlando who have taken over the Woofin Wednesday parties.

Anyone got the 411 on Cleo’s?

I have a crush on my teacher. He’s not even that attractive to other people but I really like him. I’m not an idiot, I’m not going to flirt with him. He doesn’t wear a wedding ring. But it’s illegal so I guess I’ll just endure the painfully real crush...

You like to see homos naked? Yeah that’s cool.

We know it’s not as simple as that though. Nice try demo

I heard Cleo’s is opening back up can any other chocolate chasers confirm?

I have a masterbation station in my living room. Rolls of paper towels an lotion. Sometimes crumbs get into my routine because I’m a filthy pig.

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If yall let that s*** go so we can pretend like it never happen I promise to never bother yall again for as long as both of you live. I will be cringing over this until the day I die.. I did meant everything I said though. Please don’t be...

Im gonna go kill myself now. Bye.

I’m 15. Turning 16 in April. I’m a sophomore and I really really like this boy. The only problem is that he’s a little bit younger than me. I don’t know who to tell because I’m afraid people will think it’s wrong. He’s a seventh grader. And he has a...

I don’t know any more. I’m pretty sure there are two different ones. But then sometimes I just can’t f****** tell. I’ve never seen them together. It could be just one. It’s driving me mad either way.

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Send Joel Osteen to Ukraine! Why not? Joel can solve it all.

Please stop posting your OBSESSION with Joel Osteen. Thanks!

Please download Joel Osteen’s app and listen to his sermons

Good luck getting that image out of your head. Im gonna leave you with that and go finish up what I gotta do before I start.

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