its as obvious as t*** on a emu

They love me mum, they love me!

s*** my d***

aw you’re lucky I didn’t give you a b** crush.

Tonight, I hurt my best friend’s feelings. Well, he’s more than my best friend. I’ve basically adopted him as my brother. He is my strength and my protector. I love him with all my heart, and I hurt him. I feel awful and heartbroken. I only hope he can forgive...

I’m 19 and I haven’t started college yet. I’ve been putting it off I know I need to get into something I just keep putting it off. My best friend is in college and loving it and hates our hometown and has friends and does tons of s***. My other...

These are all really deep. I’m just gonna confess that I was desperate to get high with a friend one night and we didn’t have rolling papers or a pipe so I tore a blank page out of the back of my bible and rolled a joint with it. I...

Since young, I had learned to be independent.. Doing things on my own, solving problems without asking for help.. Eventually building a wall between me and the outside world.. As such, I’m lacking in interpersonal skill… Up front, I may look like cool, hard to approach person but deep inside...

OH f*** hell, I want some servants ! would you be my slave?

I feel like a moron. I’m a husband, father and leader and on a recent trip I have been a complete hypocrite. I’ve gone to clubs, looked for girls and even hired a prostitute one night. This is not the man I was or want to be. This isn’t the...

My husband and I have been swingers for 3yrs. I fell in love with my last hook up. Worst part is, my husband suffers from depression, I have borderline personality disorder & the hook up suffers from schizophrenia. I left my husband for the hook up, causing major depression for...

I used to blame myself for not appreciating your presence enough, you know, those evenings we spent together that I thought we will never run out of, those messages you composed and sent me when I’m asleep, those random calls that you made just to say it’s 2.24am. I wish...

I’ve questioned myself several times before, whether I believe in He who created me, or do I find more relevance in rationalism. I can’t call myself a confirmed atheist, because at some point ,the Lord was all that I was holding on to. Neither can I call myself his believer...

My sister told me to move a cat from beneath her car, and then she slipped into my bedroom while she thought I was outside. I caught her when I came back, and she pretended to be looking for her dog. I know she wasn’t looking for him. She never...

I am convinced relationships are a bucket load of s***. why am I less romantic then most?

I feel so lonely, I sometimes think even my family has completely forgotten about me. But I can’t reach out to them, because I’m too ashamed of myself, being a complete failure, in every way one could imagine, and I should die. I will die. I must die.

i feel like the life im living is just causing me pain and heartache, my family dont understand how i am but choose to think what best for me. i love my family and what they do for me but i think that im just so emotionally upset to accept...

You said everything I wanted to hear. You always knew what to say and what to do to keep me around. I fell for your lies for a year. You took advantage of me when I was weak. But now that I’m strong, I feel so free and I see...

I am 17 and I’m afraid I may be addicted to pain killers. I’ve been a different person over the past few months and have changed my mindset from positive views to constant negative thoughts. I really hope to get out of this slump before I make my way to...

A man I knew as a friend in high school contacted me online two years ago.
We innocently chatted back and forth over the years.
He confessed to me that he had a crush on me back then, and even in middle school, but that he didn’t say...

I am a soldier, I’ve survived death 2 times in one war, one from an RPG and the other an IED, I have not told my wife about this, I have not told her these are the reasons that my back and neck are broken causing me not to have...

Alone again. I always tell myself that I am strong, I am independent, I don’t need anyone to be happy; but then he held me and he kissed me, and I was overwhelmed by the joy, the thought that maybe I mattered to somebody. I’m so angry at myself for...

I hate myself. I hate everything about me. I do not do enough. I am not enough. I am broke, ignorant, and will not be able to finish my undergraduate. I have no path and no ambition. I have no motivation. I am depressed and unwilling to put myself in...

I love Caitlin so much. When we talk, I get the best feeling. It’s like an emotional o*****. I just want to hug her, but I can’t. She’s in a different state. It kills me knowing I’ll never get to see her. She’s the only person I care about and...

So I’m gay, and 25 and I live on the west coast with my boyfriend, who is 23. We recently let one of our friends crash with us for a while until he figured out a living situation when his parents kicked him out. He is more my friend than...

living with my mother in law makes me f****** insane. it’s not rational, but the little s*** she does every goddamned day pisses me the f*** off.

Things she’s said/done
“don’t open the curtains, too much heat or too much cold will get in.”
“you won’t be...

I have unwanted s***** thoughts about underage girls and men, i also sometimes have violent thoughts which i find disturbing.

A few years ago my sister tried to kill herself, and I wanted her to die. I feel like a terrible person, but no one knows how much she hurt me through all the things she did. Now I suffer worsening bouts of depression and often think about dying and...

I am strangely attracted to this older man, who i have never met.
I just see him everywhere and when I hear his voice I shake.
OMG, h-e-l-p m-e

I’m pretty sure that’s you calling me off a private number. I didn’t even realise I blocked your number on my phone. You dumped me. Why would I want to talk to you? What kind of a so called man calls there girlfriend a s*** w**** fat because of what...

I love a girl named luna but she’ll never love me back. I spend every waking hour thinking of what she is doing or where she is but she has a boyfriend that she really loves more than me and I just want her to be happy but I can’t...

i am so lonely i watch infomercials at night just to feel like someone is talking to me

I lied about being drugged to get out of a DUI.

The boy I love is like the ocean. He is deep, dark and mysterious. I know he has monsters lurking inside of him, but I am afraid if I dive in to search for them I will drown.

I really want to have s** with my best friend. She is 19 I am 20. I think about her all the time. But she “likes other people” I just think it would be so hot unf. I am also really attracted to her. and she teases me.
This...

I honestly hate my f****** life.
I have a job, go to college(This’ll be my third year) and play games.

But I honestly hate myself and my life. The only friends I have live like 40 minutes away. Ones a guy and ones a girl. I am very attracted...

I desperately want to have s** with my sister. I don’t know why but for some reason the thought of being intimate with her is so exciting and attractive to me. We have the same parents, and are very similar… I know we would be very compatible s*******. Is something...

I really don’t like one of my stepchildren any more. I’ve known him almost two decades, since he was a child. When we met, I had this maternal instinct toward him. I’d wake when he fell out of bed, step in front of an oncoming car so he wouldn’t get...

this one time i got really drunk and i left my friend in the canyon with her boyfriend and i walked into her house and broke in through her balcony and since i had lost my socks, i stole hers, this happened two years ago and she still doesn’t know

My boyfriend doesn’t make love to me, so I bought a d****. It’s ‘average’ size, but still too large for me to enjoy.