Pop a fucken perk Readin memes bout Charlie kirk Liftin concrete my f***** neck hurt Purple dinosaur dickss skirt skirt
Jaeden the creator (adhd super rapper)
I shaved my head and put it on my crap, now it’s in your mailbox
Poop Boy 41y
I am only a teen and my teen boyfriend keeps pure pressuring me to have s** with him and his friend and I’m a virgin
I miss her and I know that we can’t be together. We never were truly together. But I didn’t just give her my heart, I gave her my mind. She listened to every thought and took me seriously. Then she went back to him, without expressing any regret that our...
I am incredibly sick of people parroting “ew a straight white male” over things lately. I see people talk about Colbert getting the Late Show gig and they’re all “pfft another straight white guy, obviously it should have been a woman, a black person, a black woman” because they can’t...
I sometimes fantasise about having rough s** with my best friend’s sister. I’d like to smoke a mix with her; take her out the back to the caravan; eat her p**** like a hungry pit-bull as she gives me sloppy, wet d*********; f*** her in the a** and p****; and...
I’ve known her for two years and a few months, same on her account, but now I feel like I am someone she’ll easily forget.
And I miss her . . . I really do.
I am definitely not better looking than his wife, but I am also not a fraud or a fake. Thank god the court date for their divorce is a week away.
Approaching end of junior year of college and still not over ex-gf from highschool. I’m body builder and am very attractive, but barely have an existing s** life at all.
It’s gotten to the point where not only do I occupy my time so I don’t see women anymore...
I just signed a contract for a new phone, removing myself from my families shared plan. This will save my father $15 a month and cost me $35 a month more than paying my share of the family plan. I’ve agreed to spend $700 over 2 years because I don’t...
I’m a 27 year old woman. I’ve never felt beautiful.
I know I’ll never accomplish my dreams, because I’m too damn easily discouraged and too damn lazy. For a little while I’ll get fired up and work on it, then I get tired, I lose my energy and motivation, I get depressed… and I give up. I’ll *THINK* about all...
His girlfriend is like 1ox prettier than me, but she’s really boring and he’s really interesting. They have nothing in common. I hate being bitter like this.
I’m still a Legolas fan and I’m almost 30. I was obsessed as a teenager. Orlando Bloom is an adorable actor, but I’d prefer him as Legolas any day.
And yes, I do love the character in the book as well, all you purists out there.
I am an alcoholic, I can only type so coherently now thanks to spell check. I wish I could believe in something, In religion or politics. I just want to believe, to be consumed by a agency that I could trust in. I want to become religious, but I don’t...
feeling so so so nervousness & fear….feeling lyk crying hard…& 4 wht…..jst a simple PCT…!!!!!:-(
Oh Yahweah, I cheated on my spouse with jerking to p*** and actually having another dame blow me, i feel disgusted and need to let this out cuz i feel guilty & i really hate myself for that
I’m in love with a missionary but I don’t share his faith. He’s told me he has strong feelings for me, but that was back when I was in the same religion. He comes home in 2 months and I don’t know what to say to him. We talked weddings...
My best friend ignores me. If we hang out, it has to be her idea. She doesn’t ever talk to me about anything deeper than the weather. I have no other real friends to hang out with. I do not make friends easily. I thought we were good buddies but...
I hate where I’m at. I would love to quit college and find a job that I can just jump into. I’m ok with idle work. I would be fine with a job many people consider ‘low grade.’ I can’t tell my family because they would disown me. My mother...
In the name of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit Amen. I confess to Thee O Father that I am a great sinner not worthy to touch the ground where has placed Thy foot. Father I am sinner right from my mother womb but fell into the sin which no...
I lost my job. I’m going to business school to better myself. I have to pay rent so I have agreed to let my landlord tie me over his recliner on Monday nights and have his way with me. Fine, But last Monday he invited his friends without even asking...
I’m too broken for you. I’m sorry. I want to be with you, but I can’t. One day you’ll wake up and realize I’m just sad and lonely and not terribly interesting and you’ll feel nothing but regret. You’ll wonder what you ever saw in me. And I don’t think...
Sam Bower of Wapakoneta Ohio has blood on his hands .ladies, don’t let him have more.
I love Sonja! There, I said it!
Most of the time I love those kids and look forward each day to go to school and teach them, but other days, like this one especially, I feel like hitting them and screaming insanely at them. And sometimes I also wish to tell the naggy parents to f*** off....
I have this fantasy that I’m talking to my crush in this forest across the street from my house and we are just talking and hiking and laughing and we go up this hill to an old fire pit and he suddenly grabs my arm and pulls me into him...
All you girls out there should know that all of your daddies jack of to thoughts of having i***** and impregnating their daughters at some point. It’s just the truth. And if they could they would for real f*** you in a heartbeat! It’s like an ultimate male fantasy to...
My best friend/ crush is abused by her parents (her step dad and birth mom) she doesn’t want me to tell anyone but I plan on telling a teacher Aahhh I feel soooooo guilty but I want her to be safe but I want her to be happy not in...
I almost killed myself twice and thought about it to manny times to count and at home I have to act like a happy angle and at school is the only time I’m truly happy does that make me weird and me being teased is only half of it and...
I’m falling in love with him and I already know the day he is going to leave me. I will cry so hard, and wish I could come back to this moment and change everything.
But I am going to do it anyway. I am going to have the...
I’m bisexual and non of my family knows I also like 2 girls and a guy both girls are my best friends and the guy is my best friends boyfriends best friend not to mention he know I like him because of my other best friend
I’ve had a boyfriend for 3 years, I love him to death, but we’re in a long distance relationship. Since I never get to see (or even barely talk to him), it feels like I’m single. so of course, me being lonely makes me want to seek attention from someone...
erin beattie is a r***** p************
this ugly wrinkled grandma with Lebanese skin harassed me today just cuz i offered to help the kid she had bleeding leg.
she attacked me for offering help did i get up her snotty face and tell her what a rude s*** she was.
that is the problem...
love makes me sad
love makes sad
I’ve been unemployed for six weeks, but because my state changed their unemployment rules, I have not received a penny of help. I’m totally broke. I’ve applied for about thirty jobs, and been on half-a-dozen interviews. The closest I came so far, was interview number six for a contract...
I have been taking engineering and architecture courses at school. My mother completely disapproves, saying that being an architect will leave me with barely any money so my older brother will have to support me with money all my life. She doesn’t know I take these classes. She tells everyone...
I am so sick of people trying to make me feel guilty for being successful. I worked my way up from lower class to upper-middle class, and now all I get are dirty looks from my coworkers and friends, and people asking me for money. Yes, a lot of people...
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