I want my fore skin back. The gland gets sunburned in summer and cold in winter. Moms, don’t let doctors remove your new son’s fore skin, it’s there for a reason.
My brother didn’t turn up to our weekly meetup so I told his wife he’s been f****** a transvestite for the past three years. I didn’t tell her the transvestite is me! I don’t want that getting out
I think about death all the time – My death, others dying, how death would be easier to deal with than living people or living myself; and that truly scares me that I am more comfortable with thinking about death than thinking about actually living my life and hanging out...
Once I accidentally killed my cat (with a BB gun as a child) and yet still no one knows what happened…it was my moms fAvorite cat…oops
my friend did something bad. she lied about it for along time but finally told me. one nite she drove home drunk from a party – I was at the party too but left a lot earlier, not drunk. she was in her boyfriend’s new car. she smashed a bunch...
I HATE myself for being so damn lazy! I never have any energy or motivation! I make plans to get up and get stuff done and then I end up wasting away the hours sitting on my stupid behind! Next thing I know, it’s 6 pm and I haven’t done...
i contemplate suicide but thank god i’m too much of a p**** to follow through with it. please god don’t ever make me brave enough
I think I married a good for nothing wuss who can’t do anything right. Except whine about himself
I’m in love with someone, long distance, it’s all over the place, he is fucked up but when i think of my future, he is the only one i think of, i try and go with others, i screw around and flirt, but it all comes downs to him. I...
no-one has ever given me s***** pleasure, and i’m scared that because of this i’m broken
I felt up my mother when she was passed out drunk
i need to lose weight
My grandfather passed away 12 years ago. I was only 8 when it happened. He was the most important man in my life. He loved my mother and i. He protected both of us from my abusive, drug addic father. When he passed i became depressed. I still cant think...
I have no clue how I’m still managing life as an adult and I’m kinda just waiting to f*** it up. I’m really just hanging on by a thread people.
I was the reason my best friend killed herself. I was the one that called the cops on her abusive coke head boyfriend. I was the reason she became manic depressive afterwards. And i am the reason she is gone. I just wanted to help.
shhh everybody did you hear that ? the plants outside are thinking!
THAT’S THE WAY
THAT’S THE EASTER SPIRIT!
HEYS MY EASTER BUNNY SPECIAL COCKTAIL DRINK FOR THIS YEAR I HAVE INVENTED
A TEASPOON OF GOLD LEAF CINNOMON VODKA WITH SOME CLASSIC CARAMEL CREAMING SODA…
BLOODY BEAUT DRINK
TALES UP YOUR BUNNYS B*** B******
I FUCKEN SHOW THE FUCKEN EASTER BUNNY A LITTLE FUCKEN APPRECIATION AFTER HE LEAVES SOME PALE XTC PILL GOODIES UNDER THE IVY VINE …
I’m in love with my boyfriend.. We’ve been dating for two years now, but I recently found out that he’s been replying and sending/receiving pictures to/from s***** ads on Craigslist (posts like “need a lollipop to s*** and f***,” “f*** buddies,” and “good time s*** and f***”).
(He had...
I tap my newborn baby to make her cry
The day that you actually take interest in what I want to tell you is the day I’ll really listen to you.
I gave you some so that you could have a chance to “release,” and what do you do? You go on and tell me about girls you liked and ones that liked you when you were younger.
I’m h****, I always am. I’m 21 year old girl and m********* daily. I keep looking guys and girls online just to have cybersex and send them n*** pics but when I have the chance, I’m too afraid to have s**.
a celebrity has just announced he is suffering from a terrible illness. I am glad because he molested me when i was 13 years old. He took me to a fancy place to eat and ordered me champagne. 3 glasses. I could barely hold up my head. Then he took...
So I see you have moved on. Well the girl is pretty, she looks like your favorite p*** star so I see where the attraction comes from. And she’s definitely an upgrade from your ex cause she was just not cutting you could’ve done so much better. But in between...
I finally got a phone after a year of being without, and what’s the first f****** thing I do with it? (within half an hour of getting it?)
LOCK MYSELF THE F*** OUT.
you can all wait 33 years for a relationship like I have had to… f*** the lot of ya you useless turds. you all got time up ya sleeves and buns in the oven making pretty with sluts and bums.
next stop is my go!
I f****** can’t take it anymore. It has been almost 10 months now. I thought what we had was special. I know you are too young to know what love is but how in the f*** can you say I treated you like s*** when all I tried to do...
I keep telling guys to strike while the iron is hot with me and to do things my way and they never do, then after they have insulted me they wonder why I loose interest before we even start. You can’t treat people like s*** and expect love.
i have not looked at you all day, have you noticed that?
i see people on dating sites as scuz s*** ants waiting to be hand picked and eaten or walked on. most of them are idiots, liars and cheats on spouces or partners and fake IDs and either rapists or pedophiles. I am sick of sleeze bags.
in future i want everything explained about yourself in less then 10 words and I will give people 3 minutes or its not worth explaining at all.
I have a friend who never has any money. I used to feel sorry for her but, after taking her out to eat, helping her pay for her kid’s fees for camp, letting her go on girl scout expenses, etc. etc. etc. she sends me a picture from her trip...
i dreamed i was holding a gun and had just shot my sister dead and my mom was crying and i was going to shoot her next
My parents are racist and homophobic so i can’t let them meet my friends because they’re all either black or gay :/ They think I have no friends and make fun of me
I’m a sociopath
I think I am falling in love with someone new from another country and I am changing in so many ways I can’t keep up with the feelings.
SO WHAT
I went to a store and I payed for everything and when I got out I realized she didn’t charge me for something
I live off s*** street 🙂