I have a real problem. I go to this park where I live everyday and I would find myself standing in a tree line to where I would strip down and expose myself to female women. I would either slap my inner thigh or make s***** noises to get their...

I never know what to say when a friend tells me that someone they know has died. I feel bad that they are feeling hurt/sad by it, i don’t feel their pain and i know i should be comforting. How is beyond me, my reaction is fake otherwise they would...

i wouldnt mind being at home when you get off work, making dinner than #####ing and gaming all night. no, gaming and #####ing, then you’d be more competitive 🙂

I am in love with my sister in law. I dont want to be in love with her, but she is the one I have dremt of for the past 10 years . I dont want to hurt my wife. But I cant put her out of my mind. I...

I just stirred up something at work and flat out lied about it! I feel so guilty and can’t confess because it shoes the lack of professionalism on my end! How the “f” did I get myself into this? I feel terrible! Not only does it involve my credibility, but...

I’ve always really liked this girl named Winona.
And by like, it’s not some “I’ll get over her in a year” thing. It’s pretty real.
I’ve liked her for a year now, and she drives me crazy.
She’s beautiful, has the best laugh, and doesn’t care what...

I’m considering being a pen pal with a person who is in prison. Its scary on one note, i had a friend who passed in prison, he lived for letters when he was locked up. I viewed several profiles, only a few stood out to me in a non threatening...

We broke up because he had to move to another state for work. We did four months of long distance, but decided it was best for us to break up. It wasn’t a bad break up.. we didnt want to do it but we knew we had too. We still...

I honestly like him. Even though he’s younger than me, and we live quite some distance away (i.e; Hawaii – Florida), I like him. His personality comforts me, and I tend to feel comfortable and shy at the same time when he’s near. But there are times where I feel...

I told them I would absolutely love the daycare volunteer work over the summer. Y’know what? The first three days absolutely changed my perspective. The teachers reprimand all the volunteers, even for the slightest mistake, we’re not taken seriously by the kids, and every time a small fight comes about,...

We broke up close to 8 years ago. I still remember how we spent our last day together. If I’d known I’d never wake up beside you, be invited into your bed, or kiss you again I would have called work and told them I couldn’t make it that day,...

One time I thought about marrying somebody with the same first name as me so we would have the same name, and then naming all of our kids after us so we would have the same name

(this is really long sorry lol)
i have never hated myself so much, it’s something many people go through where they can’t stand a single thing about themselves but it just hurts so much and everybody says it will pass, you’ll love yourself sooner than you think but i’ve...

doctors said my mothers heart is just not quite in the right place, uh I could have told them that ages ago.

I told everyone I’ve been doing fine but the truth is I hate myself now more than ever and I just feel like I shouldn’t exist right now

I stopped falling in love after my first girlfriend dumped me. That is an ex wife and many girlfriends ago.

People are afraid of me. I mean, I scare them about themselves. I feel stupid saying this because my life is mostly a mess, so how can I say what I’m about to say about myself, but people like me. They think I’m smart, and funny, and charming, and charismatic,...

It is clear proxy weddings lead to breaking the law

THE rise of proxy weddings has been sharply criticised by the borders and immigration inspector John Vine.

Published: Fri, June 20, 2014

proxy weddings, borders, immigration policy, citizenshipProxy marriages to gain citizenship are on the rise [GETTY/MODELS USED]

The use...

he is the cutest and i want to date him. we’d be so fun together.

yes, making fun of people with panic disorders is hilarious and certainly won’t offend them (sarcasm)

I feel that by now I should have learned to not just assume things will work out. Once again, I am utterly screwed and she will be out of the office for the next three weeks. Hopefully she has a great vacation while this is hanging over my head with...

I feel that by now I should have learned to not just assume things will work out. Once again, I am utterly screwed and she will be out of the office for the next three weeks. Hopefully she has a great vacation while this is hanging over my head with...

I feel that by now I should have learned to not just assume things will work out. Once again, I am utterly screwed and she will be out of the office for the next three weeks. Hopefully she has a great vacation while this is hanging over my head with...

As a child, I was s******* abused by my father for many years. He has been given a life sentence in prison, but I don’t hate him. If anything I still love him and I would love for him to see how I turned out. I still want to make...

writing for ads and drama

i made a student chocolate commercial at channel 9 video production at brisbane Mt Cootha studios and i wrote the commerical and then we filmed it.
the chocolate bar was called “TOO MUCH” like the spice girls song…

the ad was set around a...

I hate my family

My life has become a living hell. Forgive me for I have sinned.

I’m the roommate of your girlfriend.

I never told you that she was cheating. On and off over a year. I was away a lot and came in late at night so I didn’t always know. You were so nice. I wanted to every time you thought she was...

Labita Bhuyan (Labhita Bhuyan)(Daughter of Mr Lalmohan Bhuyan)(Baihata Chariali, Kamrup, Assam,India) has cheated a guy very badly again and again.

I know that I am over excited for s**. I am like a prostitute (Realy). I did very much bad things. I also keep secret relations with other men.

the land of free speech my foot. we are persecuted more and more for what we say and what we believe. i celebrate what america was founded for, not what it has become.

You never call our dad except when you want something from him. You only see him when you want money. Seriously. And then you get pissed off when his response to you is less than adoring? You are a horrible daughter. I know he wasn’t always a good dad but...

It really annoys me when my family and friends share ‘mongering’ posts on facebook. Fear-mongering. Hate-mongering. Anger-mongering. Why?? It accomplishes nothing. If you care about an issue then send letters, make phone calls, sign petitions. But STOP posting your political crap on fb to try and stir the anthill. It’s...

cheesey crackers and d*** dips.

i wanna have s** with my bestfriends boy friend

I’m bonafidee, you’re bonafidee, we are all bonafidee on here. vote sooo bonafidee.

I am just wondering how those Muppet Show Pink Mahna Mahna dolls would go at sucking c***?

Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

(Improv. by Mahna Mahna)

Repeat...

While eating pizza at my dinning room table I was watching everyone in my family besides my mom come home from wherever they were and they came in and started talking about all sorts of like stupid things. Like my oldest sister is really a nice person but she was...

you know your marriage is shaky when you read about the chick who died on the way to her bachelorette party and your first thought is “lucky!”

True confession: I ordered the hidden camera today that I am going to place in the bathroom at work…

I secretly believe that my step daughter of 16 is in love with me and wants to have s** with Her favorite pass time was to sit on my lap and watch TV. While sitting there she would constant move I started to get an erection.he pressed down on me...